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-!- Pryoidain is now known as Pry[SomeonePissedOnTheServer] |
#296668* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Retro> the reasons for it is on the whole, technologically advanced nations have come to rely TOO HEAVILY on that technology
<Kaugustino> most canadians would be screwed
<Avalanche> Natural Selection at its best no? |
#296670* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kp> funny how many people came in and sat down thinking nac radio was off the air :)
<myself> so they spoke into the mic, claiming they didn't think it was going anywhere? then why speak into a mic?
<kp> they spoke _near_ a mic, :D
<myself> Righto.
<kp> thinking the room had been abandoned for the night
<myself> Bummer of a place to have a private conversation, Hal.
<Bunsen> Wow.
<myself> (now, was that a 2001 or a Far Side reference?)
<Bunsen> myself: Yes.
<tottenkoph> Haha
* myself does a little ch-ching
<Bunsen> But, just wow.
<myself> I just won so hard. Damn I am smooht. |
#296907* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sleeping> lexi is Michael Jordan
<@Lexi> Sure am
<MiracleBlue> That's kinda hot
* MiracleBlue raises an eyebrow
<Sleeping> she's naked, holding only a basketball
<Bluetar> michelle jordan
<Bluetar> ;-)
<MiracleBlue> Lol |
#296922* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
8gWnVG dkv7Rq29nVvzm74lApqSwComment: 8gWnVG dkv7Rq29nVvzm74lApqSw
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#296923* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dvyjones> fahadsadah: The listen count for that song on my iTunes has reached the top possible one :)
<Dvyjones> Ie. it doesn't go any higher no matter how much I play it...
<fahadsadah> 2.3 billion?
<fahadsadah> That's the highest 32bit signed integer.
<Dvyjones> No, it's 500-something.
<fahadsadah> Maybe they use 3bit signed? Apple are weird. |
#296959* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Tsukasa-is-gone> i wnt a donut...
<MiracleBlue> I want sushi.
<Tsukasa-is-gone> but its gonna go right to my gut
<MiracleBlue> Everything goes right through me... it's very annoying.
<MiracleBlue> I gain weight like a snail gains speed.
<MiracleBlue> Just not gonna happen. |
#297108* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< joltz> I used to want to be a woman...
< joltz> see, in a few hours, that will scroll off the screen. |
#297148* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[null]> X-Tatic: speaking of which, there is some orgasm chip for women, press a button on command
<@X-Tatic> They already have a button... |
#297176* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<nathan> make: don't know how to make love. Stop. |
#297190* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+FelGaming> Hmm. Maybe he tweaked it to just me?
<+FelGaming> !allbitches
* Fax_Celestis (~Xochitl@adsl-75-35-2-22.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #giantitpComment: irc.gamesurge.net #giantitp
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#297327* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
MrMacPlus: infinigam: kill helf2
ulterior_modem LOL
helf2 LYNCH MrMacPlus
helf2: HANG HIM HIGH AND DRY
ulterior_modem: MrMacPlus, You are supposed to message it to the bot
MrMacPlus: ah crap
ulterior_modem: /msg infinigam kill <nick>
MrMacPlus: :(
helf2: lol
20:08 MrMacPlus i feel retardedComment: playing "Mafia"
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#297346* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* P2E experiments with panic in dosbox
<Warchamp7> Panic at the dosboxComment: #MAGFest on irc.vgmusic.com
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#297405* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Machina> Me and Jack Daniels
<@Machina> A poem by Malcolm "Machinaweapon" Anthony
<@Machina> *sip*
<@Machina> You know what's wrong with KIDS today?
<@Machina> Fuckin' r'spect.
<@Machina> NONE OF IT!
<@Machina> The little shits got none of it.
<@Machina> But you respect me, Jack. Right, right?
<@Machina> *sip*
<@Machina> What time is it?
<@Machina> *sip*
<@Machina> ...
<@Machina> *sip*
<@Machina> *sip*
<@Machina> *sip*
<@bVork> seek help
<@bVork> there are support groups out there that you should look up
<@Machina> FUCK YOU
<@Machina> I don't have
<@Machina> a problem |
#297424* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<r3in> wtf
<r3in> apparently they have become more tolerant
<r3in> i used to get banned from there in seconds
*** r3in (~r3in@d142-59-25-215.abhsia.telus.net) has left IRC (Temporary K-line 1440 min. - Trojan spreader (0/1042639/666)Comment: #geekissues on EFnet
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#297452* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rhinomeat> poo
<dahrat> rotfl
<Rhinomeat> POO!
<Lykos> who kicked u?
<Rhinomeat> POOP!
lol
<dahrat> poop?
<Rhinomeat> poop
<dahrat> tell me about this....poop sir
<Rhinomeat> it was once a part of me
now it is apart from me
<DrYannof> lol
<dahrat> do you accept this tragic situation as a portion of life?
<Rhinomeat> meh sh*t happens
<dahrat> how do you think the poop feels?
what is the poops thoughts?
<Rhinomeat> ....slimy
<dahrat> but its thoguhts... it must be thinking something
<Rhinomeat> my poop yells 'whee'....
<dahrat> do not tease a poop's emotions
<Rhinomeat> your mother took my poop
<dahrat> please, take care im sorry to hear such horrendous stories
<Rhinomeat> here i sit,
broken hearted
come to poop
and olny farted
<dahrat> that is emotionally devistating
<HoldFast> came to SHIT!
who the fuck says poop?
<Rhinomeat> we, my good gentleman, were discussing poop
poop, not shit
and i the fuck says poop |
#297463* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
DarianKnight: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
TSK: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
DarianKnight: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
TSK: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
DarianKnight: If naughtical nonesense be something ye wish
TSK: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
DarianKnight: Than drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
TSK: I don't know how many more times I'm supposed to say SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
DarianKnight: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPNGEBooooooooooooooooooob SQUAREPAAAAANTS!
TSK: [nose flute], [hearty laughter]
TSK: CUE THE TITLE CARD! |
#297569* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(zeeter) i need to go buy some cuervo
(zeeter) gonna make margaritas tonight
(taz) gonna get all your boyfriends around and play hide the sausage under the duvet while watching Maid in Manhattan? |
#297590 (3/127) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@tom> Flava Flav, a reality television star, stopped by to see Michael Jackson's family at their compound in Encino about 4 p.m. today but left shortly afterward.
<@markbach> they needed him to determine the time of death |
#297678* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<~knoeki> so, a guy decides to go to a prostitute.
<~knoeki> and he says "I'd like a blowjob"
<~knoeki> and the hooker says "that'll be 500 bucks"
<Saren> lol 500 for a bj
<~knoeki> and the guy is like "what, 500 bucks, why that much?!"
<~knoeki> so the whore opens the curtain, shows an expensive car, and says "I couldn't have bought that if it wasn't for all those blowjobs"
<~knoeki> guy says "k, guess that makes sense and pays for the services"
<~knoeki> comes back next day, but this time he says "I want anal this time"
<~knoeki> whore says "that'll be 2000 bucks"
<~knoeki> again the guy freaks out, the whore points out a villa down the street and says "I couldn't have bought this without doing anal"
<~knoeki> guy pays again, and whatever.
<~knoeki> so next day he comes back in, says "this time I just want to do missionary"
<Saren> get to the point i leave in 5 minutes ;P
<~knoeki> so the whore opens the curtain and says: "see this street? I could have bought it if I actually had a vagina"Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#297705* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TomskE`away> omg best thing ever
<TomskE`away> if u get pulled over by like highway cops
<TomskE`away> you go " i bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the highway cops ball"
<TomskE`away> so they go
<TomskE`away> "highway cops dont have balls" |
#297710* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<crAdel> money can buy happiness
<angelica> sex is happiness for free ;)
<crAdel> it was on an ad
<crAdel> :>~
<angelica> lol
<angelica> joel come make my bed
<RenZ> meh sex is sex and it = bad bad things
* RenZ glares at the kids
<angelica> lol
<angelica> not if you use things to protect you from that
* angelica glares at the kids
<angelica> :P
<RenZ> hummmm good point lolComment: Kids, the new contraception!
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#297818* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
neko-san: i finally understand the usefulness of facebook now..
neko-san: so i can post pics of my gf
neko-san: and not feel creepy about it
neko-san: when my internet friends see them |
#297857* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
:46] <EchoSystem> I use mirc for bots and XChat for actual shatting
[01:46] <EchoSystem> chatting*
[01:47] <Frostfyre> BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
[01:47] <Frostfyre> you've just been bash.org'ed |
#297906* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lopez> (facebookphoto.jpg)
<SageX> whats that
<Lopez> a mako shark
<Lopez> it was dark as fuck
<Lopez> i caught that
--> Failcake (failcake@cloak-2E54747D.hsd1.fl.comcast.net) has joined #synthetic-geeks
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<Failcake> Lopez, you missed it
<Failcake> the D-Man caught like a seven foot shark
<Lopez> wow
<Failcake> yep
<Lopez> cool
<Failcake> theres a photo on facebook.
<Lopez> i saw |
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