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#303225* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Courtney[xD] joined #DirtyUnderwearGang
<Courtney[xD]> I'm an emissary from the clean underwear gang, we want you to wash your underwear.
<T-Tops> Courtney? can you please tell us who you are?
<Courtney[xD]> I just did!
<redriding> ??
<T-Tops> !kick Courtney
<Courtney[xD]> Lol..
<Courtney[xD]> Bye.
<Cliner> !k Courtney[xD]
*** Courtney[xD] was kicked by Bot (Requested (Cliner))Comment: posted to irc.mibbit.net #freethought. #dirtyunderweargang is not a very nice group of people.
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#303230* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<alyxuk> God save our graaaacious Queen, Long live our nooooble Queen, god save the Queen. Send her victooooorious, Happy and glooooorious..
<alyxuk> England o/
<Stephanie> God save the Queen!
<manipulate> s/Queen/Steve Jobs/ |
#303239* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
iKiddo ([K]): Manly has gone silent in private chat .. >_>
SeedotTiger: Were you cybering with him?
iKiddo ([K]): Oh hell yes
ThursdayNext: He's probs just finishing off then.
Manly_McBeeferton: Hey
Manly_McBeeferton: I was getting peanut butter toast.
Manly_McBeeferton: and taking the garbage out.
Manly_McBeeferton: I'm about to rub one out soon, though.
Manly_McBeeferton: Don't worry.
ThursdayNext: I am relieved that soon you will be relieved.
Manly_McBeeferton: :|
iKiddo ([K]): Doesn't it just make you feel hard? XD
Manly_McBeeferton: I'm relieved I'm not relieving myself to you.Comment: Steam
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#303247* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Uuxaul> No seriously, we need to get rid of almost every social program we have. Medicare, Medicaid, Welfare, Disability.
<Uuxaul> Or at least... REALLY refining what defines a disability. Weighing 400lbs, or being a meth addict doesn't count in my book.
<Uuxaul> Now, if you're a paraplegic, using a breath controlled wheelchair... okay...
<Uuxaul> But little Timmy the retard can break rocks. Retards are strong, maybe be careful who you put him around with a hammer...
<Kazim> Nah, let natural selection take its toll. |
#303252* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ttvd> i am gonna go get me an icecream
<ttvd> cmake manual is pretty bad :(
<incu6us> nice haikuComment: efnet #c++
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#303256* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Jake: Your maze is big, buts it is about quality, not size.
Hansi: That was what she said.
Jack: No, she said: its about size not quality. |
#303277* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(talking about the program)
<~Brenden> Thomas you love penis
<~Brenden> remember
<~Brenden> you
<~Brenden> you've tried it
<~Brenden> you said you loved it |
#303282* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
You: Hi! I'm not a real person, this is just a script written in Python.
You: you are bothered person no : 3
You: sorry to bother you and bye!
Stranger: Whatever
Stranger: No no stay
Stranger: Tell me robot man, what is the meaning of pi?
Stranger: Your script sucksComment: my own script
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#303342* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Win Laik Pya: it's like
Win Laik Pya: she's like a fucking magma lord who looks like Megan Fox.
Win Laik Pya: so at first you're like
Win Laik Pya: "oh megan fox is hot"
Win Laik Pya: and as you see her more
Win Laik Pya: you realize
Win Laik Pya: she's made of fucking magma |
#303358* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<thoffmeyer> brenden, your fucking gf is hot.
<Roasted> very
<Roasted> very hot
<brenden> ty
<Roasted> I would slab crisco all over her salami tits
<Roasted> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<thoffmeyer> i'd fuck her.. with my head.
<brenden> i love her with all my micropenis
<thoffmeyer> and not my penis.
<Roasted> lmfoaodfjaksdjl
<Roasted> lololol
<Roasted> most epic comment ever was just saidComment: irc.freenode.net // ##bikes
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#303367* (?/58) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xyzzy> I'm uploading a php file! SWEET!
<vsTerminus> LOL
<Xyzzy> AY LOLA AY LOLA AY LOLA AY LOLA AY LOL.
<vsTerminus> CAN I SEE
<Xyzzy> I STILL SEE IT.
<vsTerminus> CAN I SEE IT TOO
<Xyzzy> THAT TAKES TOO LONG.
<vsTerminus> FINE. ASSHOLE!
<Xyzzy> FINE?!?!?!
<vsTerminus> YEA! FINE!
<Xyzzy> OK FINE.
<vsTerminus> GOOD.
<Xyzzy> YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! ... GOOD DAY SIR!Comment: Xyzzy is an Artificial Intelligence Bot, not a person
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#303382* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<HoboPyro> so if surnames are introduced in wow...lore geeks are going to cringe
<HoboPyro> we're going to see things like "alamear stouthammer" or something like that
<HoboPyro> or "leet crysalot"
<HoboPyro> or "ira peu" |
#303383* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<esquart> Bad news: I didn't get my homework done last night. Good news: I have 5 new purps. |
#303406* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(queequeg) i am infested with nanobots
(queequeg) and now they shall do my bidding
(queequeg) muahaha
(ENKI-][) and everyone lived happily ever after.
(weatherkid) I thnk we have a Borg problem
(ENKI-][) weatherkid: 'borg' and 'problem' do not belong in the sa--RESISTANCE IS FUTILE; YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. YOUR INDIVIDUAL CULTURAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL CAPABILITIES WILL BE ADDED TO THOSE OF THE COLLECTIVE.
(weatherkid) LOL, ENKI-][, mind if I QDB that?
(Exoteric) haha
(ENKI-][) weatherkid: who do you think i am, walt disney? stealing it is fundamental to my business planComment: We are the Borg....
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#303407* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jb_vacation> goom sucksComment: One of the head guys of VLC talking about it's visualizer
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#303409* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Eric T Wagner/Consumer/COL/PNC: i think drew carey is the only guy who could make me laugh about this right now
7:36:00 AM: Kye Ehrman/Consumer/PGH/PNC: I am programmed to not like Cleveland.
7:36:45 AM: Eric T Wagner/Consumer/COL/PNC: mine is an error in programming that does not allow me to de-select cleveland
7:37:01 AM: Kye Ehrman/Consumer/PGH/PNC: Ouch sorry to hear that rofl
7:38:02 AM: Eric T Wagner/Consumer/COL/PNC: indians loast 5-2 last night. Their record is now 33-52
7:38:28 AM: Kye Ehrman/Consumer/PGH/PNC: We are only 30 and 55
7:55:39 AM: Eric T Wagner/Consumer/COL/PNC: being a cleveland supporter isnt so bad
7:56:10 AM: Eric T Wagner/Consumer/COL/PNC: The last time I think i could have changed city allegiance would have been 1999
7:56:32 AM: Eric T Wagner/Consumer/COL/PNC: Since then the browns have won 33% of the time. The cavs and tribe have won 51%
7:57:00 AM: Kye Ehrman/Consumer/PGH/PNC: Browns beat the Steelers last year.
7:57:43 AM: Eric T Wagner/Consumer/COL/PNC: There is alot to like about the browns
7:58:09 AM: Eric T Wagner/Consumer/COL/PNC: Their defensive line is made up of strict constitutionalist who support the 2nd amendment
7:58:26 AM: Eric T Wagner/Consumer/COL/PNC: Our Qbs can keep their hands to themselves
8:01:17 AM: Kye Ehrman/Consumer/PGH/PNC: Jake Delhomme will throw and INT to the Dolphins so Miami can take something else away from Cleveland.
8:01:25 AM: Eric T Wagner/Consumer/COL/PNC: hahaha
8:01:38 AM: Eric T Wagner/Consumer/COL/PNC: that was a good one. You and Drew Carey
8:01:59 AM: Kye Ehrman/Consumer/PGH/PNC: Told you I am programmed to dislike Cleveland. |
#303411* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* andrewsh is writing a wrapper around mplayer to scrobble songs to last.fm
<Chainsaw> andrewsh: What are all these Nikki Rhodes songs you're listening to? |
#303422* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Chamillion> I don't get why rails is considered a framework. Doesn't php run from C++?
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<Chamillion> so C is the owner of php?
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<Chamillion> and rails is written in ruby, right?
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<Chamillion> so they are both frameworks of a parent language?
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<Chamillion> I think it's wrong to call php a language.. idc what you say lol
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<Chamillion> rails is a framework of a framework lol
<brianpWins> I feel like this conversation made me dumber.
<bloopletech> Do we have a qdb for rails yet?
Because I just found a great entry
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<Chamillion> You're trained to believe things that may not true, it's your decision to believe it. |
#303595* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
@Akensai: I will disembark on this conquest
@Akensai: I WILL BESEACH MY INNER CONCIOUS
@Akensai: AND WRESTLE IT IN A KIDDY POOL
@Akensai: SAID KIDDY POOL WILL BE FILLED WITH JELLY BEANS AND GUMMY BEARS
@Akensai: This is my epic mission.
+Gordon_Ramsay: i'm gonna save this shit
+Gordon_Ramsay: and play it back to you tomorrow
+Gordon_Ramsay: when you wake up
@Akensai: And my subconcious will be getting footass syndrome
DLZ has joined #japs [DraGo@47D6D285.D23CB37.C9439251.IP]
Akensai sets mode: +v DLZ
DLZ has left #japs [DraGo@47D6D285.D23CB37.C9439251.IP]
@Akensai: YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING TO EPICSELF
@Akensai: THERE WILL BE MASSES OF SLAUGHTER
@Akensai: WHO THE SHIT IS DLZ
@Akensai: AND WHY DID IT LEAVE UPON ITS ARRIVAL
@Akensai: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
+Gordon_Ramsay: my question exactly
+Gordon_Ramsay: what a shaester
+Gordon_Ramsay: shadester
@Akensai: I WILL FIX THIS PROBLEM
No such nickname: $japs
Akensai sets mode: +b *!DraGo@*
@Akensai: THIS FAGGOT WILL NOT BECOMITH ME
@Akensai: HE WILL BE DENIED ACCESS TO THIS INTERNET COUNTRY
@Akensai: Assuming however that said he is in fact a he
@Akensai: If he is actually a she
@Akensai: There will be a lift in removed access
@Akensai: And I will ask for mamory gland images
@Akensai: Or she will be re-denied access
@Akensai: THIS IS MY INTERNET COUNTRY |
#303599* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< uFC_> why don't you admit you are clueless and stfu and leave?
< uFC_> k thx
* jr pulls out his i-doser
<+xkurko> the ultimate faggit clown is getting angry
<+xkurko> LOL
< uFC_> it's faggotComment: the ultimate faggot clown.
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#303620* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Me: ohai
Me: I swear, I'm not a stalker!
+17276371###: Whose this
+17276371###: ?
Me: its not a stalker. :)Comment: TXT message log from google voice.
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#303626* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mack> i hope my brother doesn't ask me how i got his memory card to work in his phone
<manda> why
<mack> because
<mack> it didn't work because i was trying to get it to work on another phone, and a format seemed to be in order
<mack> so i moved all the files to my comp
<mack> and apparently forgot to put them back
<mack> and that's a lame story
<mack> i'd rather not have to tell himComment: ug ftw
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#303659* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape ^^ |
#303664* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Azazial> My mom is a very nice and helpful person with an extremely strange world view. I dunno if I've ever told this one over here, but my mom does not believe in something that is very common. Something that you are most likely using right now!
<&Summer> Your mom doesn't beleive in the internet?
<@Azazial> Nope. |
#303667* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BaseBallBoy> swimmy: Learn C++
<swimmy> O_O
<DistantVisit> No damn C++ to hell.
<DistantVisit> Learn Java
<DistantVisit> Way better.
*** ChanServ gives channel operator privileges to BaseBallBoy.
*** You have kicked DistantVisit from the channel (C++ FTW). |
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