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#303686* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anitox> damnit, im out of cream
<Anitox> and it's raining, so i cant ride to the store
<Anitox> this is tragic
<fly-> Anitox: will you melt if you go out?
<Anitox> no, i turn into moldy cheese
<fly-> blue stilton ? |
#303691* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
6:48 PM - Ran (action)s (person in chat)
6:49 PM - Youkai of Thighhighs: DATS LEWD
6:49 PM - Ran: I KNOW RIGHT |
#303722* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MasterCloudy> I'm in B-Rad's life?
<B-Rad> HOw DID YOU NOT KNOW
<MasterCloudy> YOU NEVER TOLD ME >o
<B-Rad> OH GOD
<B-Rad> MY LIFE WAS INCOMPLETE AND I HAD NO IDEA
<MasterCloudy> YOU BASTARD :D |
#303740* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<newk> oh great
<newk> very nice, you fucktard
<newk> now everyone knows I'm a racist
<newk> :|
<newk> What if I get raped because of you?
<newk> how would you feel?
<newk> I don't wanna get raped! D:
<newk> That's where poop comes from. ;_;
<Efreak> I would LAUGH at you
<Efreak> if you got raped b/c of me
<Zuwer> Actually... I'm with Efreak, would be funny.
<randomguy146> Zuwer, are u black?
<Zuwer> Yes.
<randomguy146> o thats nice
* randomguy146 now knows 3 black ppl
<Zuwer> Oh wait, you mean my skin colour and not my hair... Sorry, I'm white.Comment: #qbasic on mibbit. prompted by http://qdb.us/303739
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#303752* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
We have hit a new low. Compiler errors in Visual Basic.Comment: gamedeception.net
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#303795* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LL|MurderDeathKillFire>If anyone asks tell them LL is full of screaming, frothing rage at #exalted and will be for the foreseeable future
<LL|MurderDeathKillFire>If anyone even thinks of asking LL for anything regarding anything in #exalted, at all, LL is liable to fucking destroy it all
<LL|MurderDeathKillFire>He'd rather see the lot of you go to Rizon - or just disappear from /tg/ completely - than have to put up with another minute of this bullshit
<LL|MurderDeathKillFire>It is not my job, it will never be my job, to babysit a channel, and I refuse to continue to put up with it
<LL|MurderDeathKillFire>you can fucking quote me on thisComment: he mad
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#303839* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MasterKumoy> BJ's are wonderful
<Lawwy> yeah they are
<MasterKumoy> and my gf is good at them
<B-Rad> you wouldn't know lawwy
<B-Rad> shut up
<Lawwy> lol
<Lawwy> ik :x |
#303845* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Kalun Baneseeker: !!!!!!! KAMELOTS NEW ALBUM COMES OUT THE SAME DAY AS HALO REACH
Psi: lol, so i take it you'll be reaching it up with kamelot
Kalun Baneseeker: lmao
Psi: (get it? it's simultaneously a halo and masterbation joke)
Kalun Baneseeker: yeah i got it...
Psi: i bet you did
Kalun Baneseeker: wait, masterbation joke? i didnt get the masterbation joke
Psi: 'reaching it up'
Kalun Baneseeker: what am i reaching for
Psi: penis
Kalun Baneseeker: ohhhhh |
#303853* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cepheus> ...do it or I will do you. |
#303858* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Remember in life that only SOME things which once made you laugh will eventually make you cry, but ALL things that once made you cry will eventually make you stronger. |
#303880* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mininessie> hey does nvidia have cmyk support
<tensorpudding> what does it mean for a graphics card to have CMYK support?
<mininessie> tensorpudding, better colors |
#303889* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@undead> when you want candy
<@undead> like
<@undead> trick or treat
<@undead> what do chileans say
<@Quickk> i like bananas
<@ShakacL> i have candy and mi bisguise banana boy very good
<@ShakacL> muhaha
<@Quickk> LOL WHAT?
<@ShakacL> get the hell quick
<@ShakacL> xDDDDComment: shaka
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#303893* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
|<-- MasterCloudy has left irc.gekinzuku.com (Quit: brb. Porn.)
<TranceKit> A noble reason to sign out
|<-- TranceKit has left irc.gekinzuku.com (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86) |
#303940* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PianoMasta7> So uh...I just caught my cat...Rolling around in my bathroom. =/
<PianoMasta7> I got a video. :D
<DJShrike> you saw your pussy rolling around in your bathroom?
<DJShrike> sweet
<Owner> pics or gtfo |
#303952* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yoshi> who are you Gaesis
<Gaesis> >.>
<Gaesis> <.<
<Gaesis> Batman
* Gaesis nods
<yoshi> No I am the batman
<Gaesis> no I'm sparticus!
<B-Rad> no I'm madness!
<yoshi> No I am Sparticus!
<yoshi> No I am Madness!
* B-Rad punts yoshi into a giant hole
<B-Rad> THIS IS SPARTAAAA |
#303958* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Stranger: hi
You: Oh, hey.
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: so wht u
You: I'm just trollin'.
Stranger: trolllin wht
You: you, obviously! |
#303976* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
CaptainKirk|Mac: Mwahahahaha!
CaptainKirk|Mac: DIE Office!
CaptainKirk|Mac: And take your ~3.5 GB of junk with you!
xen: aperiodic has joined on forpirates
CaptainKirk|Mac: Chart Converter, Clip Gallery
CaptainKirk|Mac: ALL of you!
CaptainKirk|Mac: Out!
CaptainKirk|Mac: I've never seen you, never used you
CaptainKirk|Mac: I have iWork now, which actually works!
CaptainKirk|Mac: DIE Office
CaptainKirk|Mac: DIE
xen: kitsrock has joined on forpirates
xen: Sh*fnite has joined on forpirates
CaptainKirk|Mac: Mwahahahahaha!!!!
CaptainKirk|Mac: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
CaptainKirk|Mac: Mwahahahahaha!!!!Comment: Kirk was removing MS Office with CleanMyMac
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#303979* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PrincessSiski> penis
<xOni> Those two relate somehow
<xOni> so what word should I use to summarise the overall theme of those two events?
<PrincessSiski> penis
<xOni> This is no time for penis, PrincessSiski.
<xOni> THINK.
<PrincessSiski> vag?
<xOni> Use your god damn head you stupid cunt.
<PrincessSiski> yeah
<PrincessSiski> penis
<xOni> Wait...
<xOni> actually.
<xOni> YES
<xOni> PENIS IS CORRECT
<xOni> OMG.
<PrincessSiski> yay
<xOni> The whole play revolves around SEX
<xOni> HYPOCRISY
<xOni> AND MORE SEX.
<xOni> Therefore
<xOni> Sex + Hypocrisy = PENIS |
#304038* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thedevil_> I just call him Brad Leigh
<bradleigh> ... did Thedevil_ just call me a him
<Finite> I think
<Finite> you should kill him :D
<bradleigh> :(
<Thedevil_> bradleigh: I'm sorry mr. leigh :/
<bradleigh> Thedevil_: what the fuck
<bradleigh> Thedevil_: i'm a girl, whore
<Moon_Doggy> i think the alcohol is makin me sleepy
<Finite> bradleigh, Proof
<bradleigh> Finite: i have a vagina. k
<EpicCyndaquil> lol
<Moon_Doggy> damn
<Finite> I have no proof of that
<bradleigh> not yet
<Moon_Doggy> ...
<Finite> Oh really
<bradleigh> lol no
<Finite> pssh
<Finite> Tease |
#304063* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PaddyMac> I was just wondering. There are programs for which no ebuilds are in portage, but there have been bugs filed for ebuilds to be created - sometimes a few years old, and ebuilds are sometimes attached to these bug reports, but even after a few years the ebuilds are not yet in portage or even in sunrise. How long does it take for an ebuild to go from bug report to being in portage?
<drobbins> PaddyMac: gotta take a little time, a little time to think things over
<drobbins> PaddyMac: better read between the lines, in case I need it when I'm older
<drobbins> PaddyMac: This mountain I must climb, feels like the world upon my shoulders
<drobbins> PaddyMac: Through the clouds I see love shine, it keeps me warm as live grows colder...
<drobbins> Foreigner (I Want to Know What Love Is)
<drobbins> going out to all those old ebuilds that need loveComment: ebuilds need love too!
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#304068* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<linux_boom> <linux_boom> U suck for 1p and give change
<linux_boom> <RoboBitch> suck a chode you maggot faced shit fucker
<linux_boom> thats one of those insults that you have to think about for half a minute to realise what you have been calledComment: RoboBitch is a learning chatterbot irc.devhat.net #lobby
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#304114* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[23:39:19] <princess_lauz> hey wheres barren
[23:39:32] <+Hann> damned if I know
[23:39:39] <+Hann> prolly getting some food orsomething
[23:40:14] <princess_lauz> baaaaarrrrrrennnnn!
[23:45:10] <~Barren> im still doing law school work
[23:45:12] <~Barren> why wuts up
[23:45:22] <princess_lauz> my + has gone away :( |
#304116* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Twisted> nobody laughed :(
<Adara> at what?
<Twisted> is really bad crack known as arse-crack?
<siani> that's because it wasn't funny
<Twisted> :(
<Twisted> is really strong crack hairy-crack?
<Adara> ur mum has a hairy crack
<Twisted> nah she waxes it
<siani> hey, if you hadn't repeated it you could have just imagined that we missed it.
<Twisted> i can't think of a repeating crack joke
<Twisted> though i did have to take a message at work from a MRS FAIL
<nvidhive> Twisted, a guy sucks dick for some crack.. then he smokes it ... repeat
<Adara> i'd suck a guy's dick for no crack.
<Valtieri> Indeed, I have heard some things.
<Adara> that's how awesome i am
<Adara> i think that's why t0m likes me ;P
<nvidhive> Adara is hurting the crack industry
<Twisted> Adara> is there a queue for this? |
#304150* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tit> ties
<Tit> titties
<Tit> are good
Hann [forevornigh@Cyanide-73ad9b83.reshalls.umn.edu] has kicked Tit [gtfo]
Tit [RedSnow@Cyanide-0a9223da.pipearchitect.com] has joined #nrg
<Tit> dude
<Tit> admin power abuse
<Tit> ass
<Tit> whipe
<Tit> ass
<Tit> titte
<Tit> ass
<Tit> jacket
<Tit> ass
<Tit> hole
<Tit> crap! its past my bedtime
Tit [RedSnow@Cyanide-0a9223da.pipearchitect.com] has quit IRCComment: #nrg on irc.Cyanide-x.net
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#304175* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slasher> my printer is a big ass kodak printer
<Slasher> with scanner
<Slasher> its huge
<Slasher> and ,twss
<andreas_> good for head damage
<andreas_> lol |
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