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#302848* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+neurosys> damn it. jamba juice is closed :(
<+snikeys> jamba jews |
#302854* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@fewyn> [randomurl]
<@Zachery> fewyn
<@Zachery> no one cares
<@fewyn> :(
<@fewyn> NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOOUUUU
<@Zachery> the girl in my bedroom says otherwise
<@vapid> i care about Zachery fewyn
<@vapid> i only like you, fewyn, because it allows me to easily hide every goddamn game on facebook
<@vapid> as soon as they come out |
#302857* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[talk about Adrinael's new phone]
<feral> Adrinael: naw im just gonna get really jealous and then start telling you to screw yourself. im just gonna wait a while and get that phone without thinking too much of it, nice to hear you are enjoying it.
* Adrinael is teasing feral anyway
* feral cries
<Nowak> oh, it runs linux
<bwy> All decent phones do!
* feral has a hot girlfriend which makes him feel a little better
<Nowak> i want it, even if its large and heavy :P
[said almost simultaneously with feral, talk about bad timing]Comment: freenode##c++
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#302865* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<triBe> grammer nazi's ftl...Comment: irc.mozor.net #mozor
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#302866* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Evvie> LET'S GET INTO THE ANIMAL PORN FANDOM
<Meta> FURSONA?
<Doak> Hmmm... Lemme think about that idea
<@Evvie> yesss
<Doak> no
<@Evvie> okay FINE
<Addy> B:
<@Evvie> what do you want to be
<@Evvie> B:
<Toujiron> evvie are you a deer
<@Evvie> yes]
<Toujiron> i thought so
<Toujiron> fucking furry
<@Evvie> me: deer, 19 years old
<Meta> Kid Venison
<Gujin> You can also be a superhero
<@Evvie> you: shark, 30 years old, preferably into woodland creatures
<@Evvie> is my craigslist ad |
#302921* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< citalim> you're right
< citalim> hence, i was wrong
< samble_> factual accuracy is not zero sum
< citalim> it is and always will be, mother fucker |
#302931* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> I want your loving and I want your revenge
<pitz> Poo and pee could start a bad bromance |
#302940* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
&Antony is playing with his baby brother bbl
* &localhost is refilling his c[_]
* ] is playing with his penis
* ] is now known as } |
#302947* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> it's midnight in saskatchewan and i can't get my dick out of this moose |
#302955* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DamienLunas> how yall doin
<Fax> tired
<Fax> but otherwise okay, Iguess
<Zabel> Tired myself
<Zabel> Wait
<Zabel> I HAVE WHISKEY HERE
=-= Zabel is now known as Vic_Sage
<Fax> INSTANT TRANSFORMATION
<Vic_Sage> Whiskey, the secret to my power |
#302970* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kage> Something like: "At future meetings we need to take minutes." can be correct. But, "At future we will not need computers." is wrong.
<Kage> Tau: I am not a expert on language... I don't know why its right or wrong, I just know it is.
<Tau> HAHA.
<Tau> Kage: are you crazy ?
<Kage> no
<Tau> Kage: how can you say me i am wrong at point without you knowing why i am wrong ?
<Tau> at one point*
<Tau> Kage: you only can be jooking.
<Tau> joking*
<Kage> Tau: do you understand?
<Tau> Kage: well, you just aren't familiar to that way to write.
<Tau> but that's right, Kage .
<Kage> no, its not...
<Tau> Kage: prove it, i didn't see a proof for it.
<Tau> i can't accept it from you without you showing why i am unsure.
<Kage> Tau: prove its right.
<Tau> unsure = not right
<Tau> Kage: well, you don't know your own tongue.
<Kage> I know my own tongue...
<Tau> Kage: it would be sad whether it weren't funny.
<Kage> Tau: Ill just tell you this, I knew you were not a native English speaker as soon as you said "At future", and not before that.
<Kage> There is my proof its wrong.
<Tau> Kage: it is obvious i am not a native speaker since i write differently from you.
<Tau> Kage: my way to write is different because the fact i think in other language.
<Tau> but i think correctly obeying the rules of english grammer.
<Tau> but you don't understand your own grammer, Kage .
<Tau> because it you think i don't write well it.
<Tau> Kage: i advise you to do it.
<Tau> Kage: you are a lier, you never studied grammar.
<Tau> lol
<Tau> Kage: i hope you are better in programming than you are in english against it you will die of inanition.
<Tau> HAHA.
<Tau> lol
<Tau> Kage: i doubt on the fact you really are a english speaker.
<Kage> Tau: yes, I am a English speaker... have been for as long as I can remember...
<Tau> Kage: lol
<Tau> i speak better english than you.
<Tau> it is obvious that phrase was correct.
<Tau> Kage: you just tried to be rude with me.
<Kage> Tau: I promise you... the way you used "At future" was wrong
<Tau> Kage: sure., i promise you the contrary of you said
<Kage> Tau: I really don't care... If you want to make your self sound stupid, be my guest.
<Kage> Tau: just don't expect me to communicate with you when I can't understand the meaning of what you are saying.
<Tau> Kage: guy, i believe i don't have many things to talk you since i discovered you tried to offend me by using that argument.
<Tau> Kage: i asked to one native speaker which is my friend, he said i am pretty sure on this fact.
<Tau> so, you just tried to do fun of me.
<Tau> as a moron would do.
<Kage> Tau: also, you would not say "do fun of me", but rather "make fun of me"
<Tau> lol
<Tau> Kage: fuck u
<Tau> Kage: i know what i make.
<Tau> Kage: i already saw a native speaker using 'fun of me'
<Tau> doing fun of me
<Tau> i saw it
<Kage> Tau: you don't say "Do fun of me", but "Make fun of me"
<Kage> I promise you this.
<Tau> Kage: i promise you are crazy
<Kage> ... w/e
<Kage> Tau: reject everything people tell, and don't learn anything.
<Tau> Kage: don't you have anything better to do than stay in here trying to correct me without i am be wrong ?
<Kage> Tau: even if it correct... its not something someone would say... so even if it is correct, you should still try to better your communication.
<Tau> something someone ?
<Tau> Kage: you are really good AT WRITTING in english.
<Tau> writing*
<Tau> its not
<Kage> Tau: "I am be wrong" is also wrong
<Tau> so even if it is correct
<Kage> It would be "I being wrong" |
#303048* (?/70) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Andrew12> /m\
<Andrew12> \o/
<Andrew12> looks like some dude with his fist out and a machine gun sticking out frmo his sleeve |
#303072* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
13:36 < quok> this wouldn't have happened if the rocket was powered by froggeyos
13:37 < froggey> exactly. it would have either launched or killed everybody in a 100 mile radius, possibly both |
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Jayshun: HOLY SHIT
Jayshun: HOLY SHIT
Jayshun: HOLY SHIT
Jayshun: SAW JOEY'S GIRLFRIEND.
Jean: ??????????????????
Jean: AND
Jean: AAAAANDD
Jayshun: GRAB YOUR HARPOONS, JEAN.
Jean: PUT WITH IT MAN
Jayshun: WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A WHALE.
Jean: OUT EVEN
Jayshun: NOTHING.
Jayshun: AND I MEAN, /NOTHING/,
Jean: You have been disconnected.
Jean: "Jean (SneakySleepEater)" signed on at Thu Jan 14 01:37:38 2010.
Jayshun: LIKE THE PICS SHE FOUND ON MYSPACE.
Jean: explain
Jayshun: Okay.
Jayshun: Pics on MySpace made him believe he had grabbed a total california babe.
Jayshun: And I mean, big tits, bleach blonde hair, great smile, the works.
Jayshun: I get there.
Jayshun: I see two beached whales.
Jayshun: One's his house-mate, the other is his girlfriend.
Jayshun: Whale, pasty white, brown hair.
Jayshun: Good god man.
Jayshun: And she doesn't even look 18.
Jean: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
J ean: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jayshun: I got him alone.
Jean: I TOLD YOU THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET
Jayshun: I was like, "Dissapointment scale, 1 to 10"
Jayshun: Responded with an 8.
Jayshun: I was like, "I don't want to say I told you so, but you did fuck up."
Jean: did he say anything after?
Jayshun: That I was right.
Jayshun: With a "Sssssssss...Yeaaaaaaaaah."
Jayshun: And then I told him I'm going to tell you all about this.
Jayshun: And he called me a dick.
Jayshun: So, call me a dick, at least I don't have a whale to take care of.
Jean: man
Jean: talk about a heavy load?
Jean: GET IT!?!?!?!
Jayshun: YES.
Jayshun: I GET JOKES.
Jean: oh god
Jean: how priceless
Jean: no shemale but good enough
Jayshun: tRUTH.
Jean: no wonder she's "afraid of big crouds"
Jayshun: lol
Jean: she is a big croud
Jayshun: Yeah.
Jayshun: She's really really shut in.
Jayshun: I really think she's borderline autistic.
Jayshun: THat was a profitable trip.
Jayshun: I got some tea, gas, and a good laugh.
Jean: hahaha
Jean: whats her name
Jean: helga
Jean: bertha
Jayshun: Nicole.
Jayshun: Or Nikki.
Jean: fat people name
Jayshun: Hey now, I don't have a fat person name.
Jayshun: Unless you call me Snorlax.
Jean: lol
Jean: or tiny
Jayshun: lol irony.
Jean: oh man
Jean: priceless
Jean: internet relationships never cease to amaze me |
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cdahmedeh: hello, looking for the cheapest usb to rj11 adapter possible.. can anyone help ?
Mango: Sangoma has one.
Mango: But, I don't believe it has hardware echo cancellation.
Chainsaw: That's the politically correct version of "it is going to suck".Comment: #asterisk
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<PARLIAMENT> barack obama can you give me a week in Cabo with both daughters
<Kage> PARLIAMENT: you sick bastard...
<PARLIAMENT> wait
<PARLIAMENT> I didnt realize his daughters were children
<PARLIAMENT> ┐('～`；)┌ |
#303091* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
PigeonQueen: me too
PigeonQueen: know what else I love?
Adam: me?
PigeonQueen: chicken
PigeonQueen: actually
PigeonQueen: dick
Adam: lol
Adam: you love dick?
PigeonQueen: as in you're a dick
PigeonQueen: fuck |
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* Joins: Nik
<Nik> fffff
<Ink> uuuuu
<BroCrusher> ccccccc
<Blanche> kkkkk
<Kate|zzz> muffins?
<Wombo_Combo> lllll
<Andeh> yes muffins
<Wombo_Combo> ?
<Ink> fuck muffins?
<Wombo_Combo> oh
<Wombo_Combo> lol.
<Blanche> Fuck you Kate now I want a muffin |
#303143* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
wrennina ti lovvo ^^ |
#303151* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SF|008> Coleman's last words: "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Reaper?" |
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<Shorty> have you heard about Mcds new obama value meal?
<Shorty> Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.Comment: #mugglenet on irc.mugglenet.com
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#303178* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the shart |
#303181* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LonelyMuffin> i finally learned how to cum o.o
<~Flame> WTH
<LonelyMuffin> what o.o
<LonelyMuffin> im a man now ^^
<LonelyMuffin> cummed twice today -.-
<LonelyMuffin> if you just fap it cums by itself =/
<LonelyMuffin> just dont save logs and everything will be alright
<LonelyMuffin> i guess this is what happens for me watching pornhub too much :( |
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<@Rjx> earth rules
<@Rjx> because that is where marijuana grows |
#303194* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[09:53 PM] iwannakissthesun: Well, ya, tornado would be bad.
[09:53 PM] Blarg400000: And stormy over by Xile
[09:54 PM] InXile412: Oh, how did you know.
[09:54 PM] Blarg400000: It's raining morse code and BULLSHIT.
[09:54 PM] iwannakissthesun: Blarg..>.>
[09:54 PM] iwannakissthesun: Chill, dood.
[09:54 PM] Blarg400000: With a 100% chance of being a pansy
[09:54 PM] GeneralWhiskers: Wow, you'd make a interesting weathermen, Blarg O.o
[09:55 PM] Blarg400000: Also, there's a strong OpressiveGirlfriend front coming in from the south
[09:55 PM] Blarg400000: Should be here in about a week ago
[09:55 PM] InXile412: ..Blarg that's enough.
[09:56 PM] Blarg400000: Oh, looks like we're out of time here
[09:56 PM] Blarg400000: See you next week on Xile's Forecast!
[09:56 PM] Blarg400000: Wait! This just in:
[09:56 PM] Blarg400000: There's been a massive storm in the town of Manhood, Xilesville!
[09:56 PM] Blarg400000: The entire city has been wiped out!
[09:57 PM] Blarg400000: That is all. |
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