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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 36 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 45.8% chance of being approved.

#303595* (?/36) ⚐Flag
@Akensai: I will disembark on this conquest
@Akensai: I WILL BESEACH MY INNER CONCIOUS
@Akensai: AND WRESTLE IT IN A KIDDY POOL
@Akensai: SAID KIDDY POOL WILL BE FILLED WITH JELLY BEANS AND GUMMY BEARS
@Akensai: This is my epic mission.
+Gordon_Ramsay: i'm gonna save this shit
+Gordon_Ramsay: and play it back to you tomorrow
+Gordon_Ramsay: when you wake up
@Akensai: And my subconcious will be getting footass syndrome
DLZ has joined #japs [DraGo@47D6D285.D23CB37.C9439251.IP]
Akensai sets mode: +v DLZ
DLZ has left #japs [DraGo@47D6D285.D23CB37.C9439251.IP]
@Akensai: YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING TO EPICSELF
@Akensai: THERE WILL BE MASSES OF SLAUGHTER
@Akensai: WHO THE SHIT IS DLZ
@Akensai: AND WHY DID IT LEAVE UPON ITS ARRIVAL
@Akensai: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
+Gordon_Ramsay: my question exactly
+Gordon_Ramsay: what a shaester
+Gordon_Ramsay: shadester
@Akensai: I WILL FIX THIS PROBLEM
No such nickname: $japs
Akensai sets mode: +b *!DraGo@*
@Akensai: THIS FAGGOT WILL NOT BECOMITH ME
@Akensai: HE WILL BE DENIED ACCESS TO THIS INTERNET COUNTRY
@Akensai: Assuming however that said he is in fact a he
@Akensai: If he is actually a she
@Akensai: There will be a lift in removed access
@Akensai: And I will ask for mamory gland images
@Akensai: Or she will be re-denied access
@Akensai: THIS IS MY INTERNET COUNTRY
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