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#302560* (?/8) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+voronika> dear oracle
<+voronika> thanx for being dicks
<+voronika> xoxo,
<+voronika> vor
<+psypete> vor
<+psypete> thanks for all the cash
<+psypete> love, oracle |
#302591* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Faron> Rofl_loller say desu
<Rofl_loller> no
<@Faron> do it
<Rofl_loller> why?
<@Faron> i turned it off
<Rofl_loller> will it kick me?
<@Faron> thats why i can say it
<Rofl_loller> rly?
<@Faron> yes
<Rofl_loller> desu
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#302593* (?/8) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Omegasol> I'm feeling the sun in the light of the day It's simmering heat gonna lead my way.
<f0573r> Like a shooting star across the midnight sky...
<Uuxaul> My gaydar readings are frightfully high.
<f0573r> My phazers are set for stunning! And Ima aimin' at you!
<Uuxaul> Though your responses are cunning, I do not pack poo.
<f0573r> But why not stop running and try something new?
<Uuxaul> For the hills I am gunning, like a WW2 jew.
*Time Passes*
<Uuxaul> Are you shunning my comments, and ignoring me too?
<f0573r> I had enough of the punning, and slept for an hour or two
<Uuxaul> I will continue my dunning, until this is through.
<f0573r> In glory I'm sunning, and your mind I just blew.
<Uuxaul> ...
<Uuxaul> FUCK!
<Omegasol> This conversation rerunning, hilarity ensued.
<Uuxaul> Go to hell. |
#302597* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
19:36 * dKingston searches justin bieber on qdb
19:36 <@andrew> heh
19:36 <!dKingston> Sorry, your search query returned no results.
19:36 <!dKingston> you're fucking bullshitting
19:37 <!dKingston> well, we can start with this oneComment: irc.deltabox.net #deltabox
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#302607* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jesykaluv82> i luv it when grrls pwn
<jesykaluv82> <MistressCyn1> I would suggest some self discovery first of all... and that isn't code for masturbation
<BrokeAndDrive> Do either you or that chick know what "self-discovery" (notice the hyphen she missed, also it's spelled "love", "girl", and "own", and furthermore you need to capitalize I and put a period after own; please go back to school) means? Or are you just quoting some meaningless feel-good bullshit originally heard from oprah?
<BrokeAndDrive> Two can play at that quoting game: #36225 <Nap> I want a woman who's like a good pair of shoes: looks good, provides support, and doesn't recite stupid analogies.
<BrokeAndDrive> In short: shut up, bitch. |
#302625* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< CodeBlock> ok, the plaintext database -> sql conversion is going to be re-written in python
< CodeBlock> I'm going to keep everything Python; screw mixing langs
< CodeBlock> oh wow I did convert it to python already, i fail
< nixeagle> CodeBlock: no you don't fail :P
* nixeagle hates that word :P
< CodeBlock> sorry, I suck
< nixeagle> there you goComment: NinthBit
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#302635* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ShinAkuma> jesus beating up ginger kids is great.
<Byt|Eee> godhatesgingers.com? |
#302645* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+tylerknowsthis> yeah I can't wait to get out work so I can hit up them state street garbage cansComment: this guy is actually serious.
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#302646* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
15:19 -!- Taeromish is now known as Walmart
15:19 * Walmart busts up your union
15:19 < Walmart> fuck you guys!
15:19 < Walmart> hey workers, eat my cock
15:19 < Walmart> <-------Comment: HEE HAW MOTHERFUCKER!
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#302658* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Ness`> seeing twilight is the greatest feeling in the world for meComment: Ness`` is a straight male ... or so he claims.
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#302663* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BrokeAndDrive> People who like shitty teen music are, well, teenagers and thus their opinions have about as much bearing and importance as a used tampon rotting in a ditch along the highway. |
#302671* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
13:52 < theoros> i bet $1000 he is not a virgin by the end of the day
13:52 < theoros> Antidote: where do you live?
13:53 < lament> ...
13:53 < lament> rape doesn't count |
#302701* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ferret> I live to serve
<KGB> someone has said that before
<KGB> wait ... i think it was those 1000 lesbians yesterday in my house |
#302706* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KGB> DESTRUCTION
<KGB> HOMOPHOBIA
<KGB> WORLD DOMINATION
<KGB> SCHIZOPHRENIA
<KGB> NATIONALISM
<KGB> DICTATORSHIP
<KGB> FUCK |
#302707* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RaverDave> my wife has that in her knickers!
<RaverDave> intergalactic planetary that is
<Ferret> .....
<Ferret> not the beastit boys?
<RaverDave> dunno..havent looked that deep
<RaverDave> my safety rope is only 20 feet long |
#302713* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(elevated) WANNA FUCK
(Hokie) ................
(elevated) im HUGE
(Hokie) i got a <censored>
(elevated) WANNA F U C K
(Hokie) well that would be kinda hard seeing that i have no clue where you live, but probably very far away
(elevated) alabama
(elevated) not that far
(Hokie) i can't because i'm using a twinkieComment: So I hear twinkies can be used instead of tampons. Is this true? Discussion occurred in #mugglenet on irc.mugglenet.com
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#302726* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
sudoclient left the chat room. (Quit: )
CaptainKirk|Mac: *
CaptainKirk|Mac: sudoclient left the chat room. (Quit: )
CaptainKirk|Mac: sudoclient left the chat room. (Quit: [space] )
CaptainKirk|Mac: sudoclient left the chat room. (Quit: [space: the final frontier…] )Comment: These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. | irc://irc.sudokode.net/#lobby
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#302749* (?/14) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nessroxd00d> So the fact that an object is portable constitutes the absolute need to use it in bed.
<nessroxd00d> Wait a second.
<nessroxd00d> Oh, good God, that didn't come out right. |
#302764* (?/8) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ranger: ya know if i had the oppertunity to fuck a fox i might but i'm not gonna go for an adventure just to fuck a fox
jouy: well, if I had lots of fox in my backyard
jouy: I'd rather eat em
jouy: I don't fuck anything I eat
jouy: or vice versa
ranger: do you eat pussy? |
#302782* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<yoshi> >.>
<Bluedemon> <.<
<Bluedemon> Yo yoshi, I herd mario likes you, so I put more mario inside mario so he can ride you while he rides you. |
#302784* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mark> Embedded programming, trying to shove some control code into a chip it wasn't meant to fit ;-) |
#302803* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
magnus: yep. right place right time.
Matt: and the write fraze at the cash register
magnus: what the fuck?
magnus: are you trying to say "right phrase" ?
magnus: because if so, jesus fucking christ man.
magnus: are you sure you aren't drunk?
magnus: would you be mad if i started "shitmattsays.com" and posted daily entires?
magnus: I need to share you with the world.Comment: He really saw nothing wrong with his spelling..
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#302807* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
My3id|DaveWS • you'd expload before they got undressed
My3id|DaveWS • sp?
My3id|DaveWS • exploud?
My3id|DaveWS • no
My3id|DaveWS • expload is right
My3id|Niall • lmao
My3id|Niall • expload
My3id|Niall • wtf man
My3id|Niall • its explod
My3id|Niall • FUCK
My3id|Niall • explode*
My3id|DaveWS • LMAO
My3id|DaveWS • :D |
#302827* (?/12) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@RyuRabbit> eurobeat's not liking me
<@RyuRabbit> ; ;
< SkEmO> RyuRabbit try beating an euro
< SkEmO> reverse psychology FTW
<&init> you're insane, nothing beats the euro!
<&init> well, the pound does.
<&init> the pound pounds the euro in the sterling!
<&init> wait that's bad
<&init> sorry |
#302833* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eric the red> : ok how about this
<eric the red> : we buy a field of locusts and use it to convince the catholic church that one of us is the antichrist
<eric the red> : then once they're convinced they will have to help us take over the world thinking it will fulfill the prophecies in the bible making jesus come back sooner
<eric the red> : and seeing how fucking rich the vatican is they could do some serious shit
<Rob-anaut> : i know... u be the anti christ and i'll b the christ... sound good?
<Rob-anaut> : i just want to see the look on their faces when we r all buddy buddy to each other
<Rob-anaut> : lol
<eric the red>: hahahahah
<eric the red>: yeah really
<eric the red>: there was a good comic about this if I can find it
nope can't find it
<Rob-anaut> : they will b all like " umm.. jesus sir?"
and i'll b like "what now?"
“aren't u sposed to have an epic battle with him?”
“no“
“umm... thats what—“
“thats what my dad's fucking book sed?? did it ever occur to u meat sacks that i dont give a fuck what my dad says... the last time i did something for him i fucking died!!!... do u really think that we'd b on good terms after that?... seriously...”
<Rob-anaut> : “... i was sposed to come back like 10 years ago but i told him "no.. fuck u dad!!" and went to my room and played halo”
<Rob-anaut> : lol
<eric the red> : hahahahaha
<eric the red> : that's awesome
<Rob-anaut> : ya.. i know
<Rob-anaut> : they'd b devistated
<Rob-anaut> : lol
<eric the red> : yep
<Rob-anaut> : then i'd b like "ok bro, lets go kik some ass on halo before we blow these fuckers to smitherines"
<Rob-anaut> : lol
<Rob-anaut> : i'd b like "thank dad for nuclear bombs"
<Rob-anaut> : lol |
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