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#305114* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Blunticus> In berlin I saw two men fuck in a dark corner of a basketball court
<Blunticus> Just the slight jingle of pocket change pulsing |
#305131* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sergonium> sugar syrup
<{KHI}DellGuy> sounds unfun
<Sergonium> maple syrup is just some yank.canuck thing
<[Aura]HazeofSpace> !
<[Aura]HazeofSpace> we use jam
<Slie> who the fuck puts jam on pancakes
<Slie> what kind of fucked up backwards upside down country do you live in
<Sergonium> yea, here too, usualy jam, suger syrup or powdered sugar
<Sergonium> and ye apples or bacon etc
<Sergonium> baked into them
<Slie> you sir, are not of this worldComment: #globalgamers
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#305181* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
And then the entire cast of glee did a poor imitation of Eleven's Raver Wedding Dance... |
#305186* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[00:57] [Mario ACII art hete]
[00:57] <ShadowDracos> ITSA MEEE M-M-MARIOComment: Avora #lobby
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#305188* (?/68) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Odrawing> You can do ANYTHING with a bamboo pen
<Odrawing> You can draw
<Odrawing> You can draw porn
<Odrawing> YOu can draw yourself drawing pornComment: #furaffinity on #furnet
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#305192* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Guest2888183): ok, so i need advice
(Ghost): Let me guess, you're pregnant?
(Guest2888183): nope, i'm 14
(Guest2888183): so i'm not pregnant lol
(Ghost): Okay.
(Ghost): Well, what is it, then?
(Guest2888183): i have a hugeeee crush on jesse mccartney, will i get over it
(Ghost): .. |
#305206* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Summercat> What I really want to do is change the system.
<+Ash-Fox> Summercat, you should totally write a program that does that called CLU
<@Summercat> ...eh?Comment: Would need to see TRON: Legacy to get the joke
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#305223* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Saxon: if i got joss whedon coffee
Saxon: id cut my finger
Saxon: and dip it in
Saxon: and when he drank it
Jordan: LOL
Saxon: id be like
Saxon: IM INSIDE YOU RIGHT NOWComment: Sanguinus Roplaying OOC. Check out the site, Sanguinus.org.
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#305276* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
BigJibby> yow
<JibbyBot> Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
<BigJibby> ,tweet @methoddan can I borrow some money?
<JibbyBot> Tweeted: [url] |
#305278* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Psycho: Knowing me I won't look into the strokes
Psycho: fine I might at some point, those two songs you just listed
Psycho: but I'm too damned lazy and when it comes to music, I hate getting out of my comfort bubble
Psycho: the shit REEKS of 80's
taktoa: yes, it does
taktoa: but not in a super bad way
Psycho: hardly a bad thing
Psycho: yeah
Psycho: I kinda like it
taktoa: not like disco shit
Psycho: that's 70's
taktoa: oops
Psycho: lol
taktoa: righto
Psycho: its koo
Psycho: WAIT
Psycho: WAIT WAIT WAIT
Psycho: STOP THE PRESSES
taktoa: yes yes I know
Psycho: did *I* just correct *you* on something?
taktoa: yes
taktoa: get over it
Psycho: dear jesus
taktoa: it won't happen again
taktoa: I promise
Psycho: idk man
Psycho: we already broke the laws of physics
Psycho: who knows what'll happe-
Psycho: WTF MY TABLE IS FLOATING
taktoa: holy shit there's a giant black hole under my chair
Psycho: dear god
taktoa: I falling in, luckily I have superrange on my wirelyss keyboard
taktoa: it'ss briking upp
Psycho: afokajqafawaewgawgawg
Psycho: agwagwawgwawga5j6knm,i6o
Psycho: dude
taktoa: hols shit therres chinesmen
taktoa: I think I went out the other side
Psycho: SHIT
Psycho: THE OTHER SIDE?
Psycho: Okay
taktoa: of the earth
Psycho: do you have your respirator
taktoa: no
Psycho: The atmosphere
taktoa: I'm dying
taktoa: it's toxic
Psycho: is damned toxic
Psycho: NOOOOO
taktoa: not fit for humans
taktoa: as I fall to the ground, coughing and typing pathetically
taktoa: I write out my will
Psycho: that model is suited for those conditions
Psycho: DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT
taktoa: give all of my money to charity
Psycho: wait you're an atheist
taktoa: it's only $2,360
taktoa: holy shit I'm typing but I'm dead
taktoa: it's like when gmod is lagging
Psycho: lol
taktoa: but you can still type a message
taktoa: and when it stops lagging, the message goes through
taktoa: holy shit man
Psycho: WAIT
taktoa: it's a big empty room
taktoa: BIG
Psycho: so now you're typing in from the other side
Psycho: other than china?
taktoa: there's a third siede
Psycho: wait
Psycho: the world isn't 2D?
taktoa: you can only reach it by folding the universe through the 4th dimension
taktoa: it's fucking weird
taktoa: like the end sequence of 2001: A Space Odyssey
taktoa: there are tornadoes of fire
taktoa: and blue cereal
taktoa: same box, but the cereal is blue
taktoa: it's Rice Crispies
Psycho: dear god.... tornadoes of fire... blue edibles....
taktoa: the waffles are also blue
Psycho: YOU ARE IN DETROIT
taktoa: :D
Psycho: oh god noComment: Steam chat
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#305283* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sudos> still alive
<Analog|Phenom> nowai
<Analog|Phenom> inb4 /kill Sudos not anymore
* You have been kicked from #wtfpwnt by tidux (this is a triumph)
* Disconnected ().
* Analog|Phenom sets mode +i Analog|Phenom
* Analog|Phenom sets mode +w Analog|Phenom
* Analog|Phenom sets mode +x Analog|Phenom
* Now talking on #wtfpwnt
<Analog|Phenom> oh lol
<tidux> it's hard to overstate my satisfaction
<tidux> #wtfpwnt trollin
<Analog|Phenom> yeah
<tidux> we post ascii dongs because we can
<tidux> for the good of all of us
* tidux has kicked Yamato from #wtfpwnt (except for those who are b&) |
#305288* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+ME-tan> yeah i'm now listening to technocat barbershop dubstep. That is fucking avant garde right there
<+ME-tan> avant garde a clueComment: commenting on a vid on Beardyman's youtube channel
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#305299* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<an0n> 4chan needs a negro queen, that we can call "Blacky-chan" |
#305329* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Nate U: why ya looking for a room?
one2many20: my dick is getting so huge...I did to find a place to house it
Nate U: If by dick you mean ego, I used to keep mine on the top of the MEEM
**NOTE** The MEEM is the largest building in Michigan's Upper Peninsula and is located on the Michigan Technological University campus |
#305354* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
»Captain Spike«: you know what it means when the city is full of gay parades...
^1As^9ke: yes
^1As^9ke: copenhagen is full of that shit every summer -.-
»Captain Spike«: lol
»Captain Spike«: burger king
»Captain Spike«: men kissing
»Captain Spike«: no seriously
»Captain Spike«: COME ON
^1As^9ke: yea
^1As^9ke: mc d is better
^1As^9ke: but
»Captain Spike«: well there wasnt mcdonalds
»Captain Spike«: and if there was
^1As^9ke: :O
»Captain Spike«: it was too far awayt
»Captain Spike«: BUT
^1As^9ke: mc d gives chicken heads
»Captain Spike«: anyway
^1As^9ke: they dont spare anything
»Captain Spike«: lol
^1As^9ke: they wanna make monez
^1As^9ke: sure chicken butt tooComment: Ballz to you
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#305370* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<yu210148> '... in soviet russia screen touch you.' |
#305387* (?/60) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<neruda> im playing linux
<sudokode> oh son, what have I told you about playing those awful video games |
#305399* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Swordplay> lol
<Swordplay> on omegle
<Swordplay> i get like horny indians 10% of the time
<Swordplay> i go "SIM SIM SALABIM" AND DISCONNECTComment: #Beginner on EFnet
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#305412* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<~Knoeki> when I was like 6 I used to think USA was 'Untitled States of America"
<~Knoeki> because I was such a nerd back then already and Untitled looks a lot like United.
<%Polynomial> then they saved each state
<%Polynomial> and zipped the files up
<%Polynomial> and they became unitedComment: irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq
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#305417* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<&TorrentialStorm> Sexual offences act also says you're not allowed to penetrate any part of a corpse
<xxlginger> thats fail
<xxlginger> if my wife died i would want to give her one last fuck
<xxlginger> as a goodbye presentComment: irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq
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#305448* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Asyrdar|BloodBowl> idk whats going on
<Asyrdar|BloodBowl> I dont know lol. I have a bit of a post written up
<Baker> You suck, Asyrhomo
<Akami> I know what's going on
<Akami> you take it up the butt
<Asyrdar|BloodBowl> Yup
<Asyrdar|BloodBowl> lots and lots of dicks
<Asyrdar|BloodBowl> all day
<Asyrdar|BloodBowl> every day
<Akami> there's a queue behind your behind, "take a number and I'll take your member" |
#305452* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Boombox> .tl いいえ！ ストップ！ 私は肝炎 C 言語プログラ ミングを持っている
<godzil la> [tl] (ja:en) No! Stop! I have hepatitis C Programming Language |
#305457* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Illumina> Apple is the Abercrombie & Fitch of computers |
#305462* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mrmonday> it's like I'm running Linux... But I'm running Windows... But I'm running Linux!
<mrmonday> I should really bring my mac into the equation :>
<Kriegy> why not some BSD ?
<mrmonday> why some BSD?
<Kriegy> you got a point :oComment: #d user discovers seamless mode
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#305471* (?/52) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Gimpy: besides the routers and webcams you dont remember acquiring
Gimpy: what else of interest did you find
Pryoidain: THat keyboard, which I thought I had lost
Pryoidain: a 2500 dollar video editing system from 2003
Gimpy: the whatever-the-fuck-steel-keys one?
Pryoidain: yeah
Pryoidain: lessee
Pryoidain: oh my daggar i was telling you about
Gimpy: in with computer shit?
Pryoidain: Nah another box
Pryoidain: I did find a fucking monkey wrench
Pryoidain: next to a modem
Gimpy: what
Pryoidain: I have no fucking idea
Gimpy: what the fuck
Gimpy: ok
Gimpy: im out
Gimpy: i just
Gimpy: i dont even know anymore
Gimpy: im going to bed
Pryoidain: Hahaha
Pryoidain: alrightComment: 24 hours later, and I still don't even.
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