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#304198* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Renesmee> such a fucking nice thunderstorm ,how i love it <3
<Everest> o yee
<Everest> soon u will out of power :D
<-- Renesmee (~Artermis@cxcv-999-420-657-490.pools.arcor-ip.net) has left #croggesserver (Verlassend) |
#304220* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Razithel> I'm sort of an elitist asshole though
<Razithel> so take that for what you will
<Fax> oh, me too
<Fax> lrn2ply etc etc
<Fax> ...play*
<Fax> lrn2ply probably involves klingons around uranus
<Fax> which, hilariously, is also related to assholes, elitist and otherwise |
#304245* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Dark_Shikari> fuck why do I keep making slashdot whenever I go away from my computer |
#304246* (?/60) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Ciaboutreak: I favorited it broski
taktoa: brohammed
Ciaboutreak: brosef
taktoa: now you /really/ sound like my brother
Ciaboutreak: taktoa...
Ciaboutreak: I AM your brother.
taktoa: www dot nooooooooooooooo dot com |
#304267* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
naaeh... in uni we dont have unisex bathrooms.
the whole thing began cus i was school-home. in that school there where not more than 200ppl at the same time.
at uni we are ~3000ppl at the same time So I see a ton of girls (its more like a club sometimes, not an uni) so no need to stalk some of them.
PS: sadly in english there is no plural of "you" (like in German sie-Sie or du-Sie ftw)
(ти/вие/Вие ftw)Comment: Bloo_SemiAFK
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#304275* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Laundry> plenty he was sperging out in a "haha i literally shit the cosmos out of my urethra" kind of way, not in a "methoxy is a functional group consisting of a methyl group bound to oxygen" wayComment: #animutation on irc.wgiowrb.net
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#304302* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Serithi> i just farted
<Serithi> and i can smell what i ate a while ago
<FNugget> ME TOO
<Serithi> You can smell me?
<Serithi> Dude, gtfo my house you stalker |
#304304* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&Apocalypse> Jewel is beyond that
<&Apocalypse> She's an STD
<&Apocalypse> A super std
<~Rolo> super herpes
<&Apocalypse> ^
<&driew> yep
<&driew> I have it |
#304322* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+tsunderehime> lol
<+tsunderehime> its ok for a man to cry sg
<+tsunderehime> it just means you like to put your penis in other men's poopers
<+sg-zzz> i wouldn't put it in a woman's pooper either
<nampa-man> oh lawd~
<+tsunderehime> other men's mouths
<+tsunderehime> better?
<+sg-zzz> that doesn't make me gay
<+sg-zzz> it makes HIM gay
<+tsunderehime> SG
<+tsunderehime> i have just gotten another penis
<+tsunderehime> dude says, by putting your penis into the mouth of another guy
<+tsunderehime> you are both gay
<+sg-zzz> tho i'm amused you needed to doublecheck
<+sg-zzz> ffff
<+sg-zzz> *i've never been on |
#304340* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<psychonic> mac didn't have vac for a while, likely due to them rhyming |
#304346* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<svchost1> and she said "why arent you smiling? i thought all you people were supposed to be happy"
<svchost1> i looked at her for a few seconds.. then i kept going..
<svchost1> then she starts shouting at me.. and i fucking ripped her a new asshole
<lahwran> sounds painful
<svchost1> im not a tough guy though... im a sweetheart really
<svchost1> i am nice to everyoneComment: #geekissues
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#304359* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&esch> Where Good Ideas Come From
<&duckstab> they come from my ass. i fart them.
<&duckstab> thats why they smell so bad.
<&duckstab> brraaAAAAPPPP.o( exercise daily )
<&duckstab> fpfpssssssssssss.oO( worrying about a thing is not productive ) |
#304404* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Quit> I always get highlighted when things could be better. |
#304405* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<err234> rules!
<dr|z3d> First rule is: don't come into the channel spouting randomness if you want to be taken seriously :)
<err234> is this the right place to ask developer questions?
<Mardeg> sure. Are you a developer with a question?
<err234> I wanted to use netbeans to edit the source code, I've already got a mercurial clone of the source code.
Should I load all of the source into netbeans or just work on one piece at a time (i.e. one folder at a time)
<err234> each seems to have their own test cases that's why I ask
<Mardeg> there's also #developers |
#304434* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LebronJames> reading about the universe and energy and all that, there's no doubt in my mind that there's an afterlife
<@Char`> i'm fully atheist
<LebronJames> stephen hawking ruled out the existence of god like a month ago right
<SimaKollaa> That was years ago, I heard.
<SimaKollaa> now he's considering it again
<LebronJames> what does that tell you, a man of his stature, taking that long to rule out god
<SimaKollaa> so I've heard.
<@Char`> i like Steven Hawking's explanation of why it's a bit silly to ask "what happened before the big bang?"
<@Char`> since the Big Bang was the beginning of time itself, there was no "before"
<@Char`> asking "what happened before the big bang" is the same as asking "what's further south than the south pole?"
<LebronJames> typical atheist heathen belief
<LebronJames> jk
<SimaKollaa> and then there are those theories that are downright depressing to even look at the believer.
<+xax> so #e621, should i go play morrowind or disgaea?
<SimaKollaa> Disgaea.
<SimaKollaa> enjoy your loli.Comment: from philosophical debate to loli in 2 rules, welcome to #e621
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#304442* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
=-= draxar1 is now known as Draxar|BathingInSunglasses
<Fax> Looks like he's
<Fax> !shades
<Fax> sunbathing
<Rhona_d`Cannith> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAH! |
#304467* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
07:46:21 <Quux> Happy mailman mailing list memberships reminder day!! |
#304475* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Wetwolf: hello
elaineloughlin923: Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory
Wetwolf: o_O
Wetwolf: lol
Wetwolf: from school?
elaineloughlin923: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
Wetwolf: ...
elaineloughlin923: Can i ask you a quest?
Wetwolf: yes
elaineloughlin923: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
Wetwolf: lmfao
elaineloughlin923: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....
Wetwolf: actually that is to much for me to handle
elaineloughlin923: lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...
Wetwolf: im gay XD
elaineloughlin923: ok let me set up my camera for you honey..
Wetwolf: o_O
elaineloughlin923: um goto *dirtygirlurl...* and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite on the left!
Wetwolf: *runs*
elaineloughlin923: Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register
Wetwolf: ...
elaineloughlin923: fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now
Wetwolf: *gets ban stick*
elaineloughlin923: What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Wetwolf: prepares to set mode +b
elaineloughlin923: I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you registerComment: SPIM
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#304510* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MegaworM> its these fucking reeses cups man
<MegaworM> theyre tearing this family apart
<@bbot> you're tearing me apart, reese-a |
#304534* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< DemonicGOD> man you people are getting so stupid i swear so easy to manipulate so pathetic
< root> !kill DemonicGOD man you are getting so stupid i swear so easy to kill you off
-!- DemonicGOD has quit [OperServ (man you are getting so stupid i swear so easy to kill you off (Requested by root))]
-!- DemonicGOD has joined
< DemonicGOD> rofl wow chrome doin this to me again |
#304543* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<03:32 AM><Kyn> As the Autumn twilight brings to mind visions of a yet unseen future, I realized I
<03:33 AM><Kyn> I'm just a seventeen year-old boy with a full-blown libido in the springtime of my youth
<10:19 AM><xCrosseyesx> No better time than 3:30 AM to let that one off your chest Kyn =3Comment: Timestamps are relevant (#HopeUntoDawn)
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#304551* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tidux> so now I've got two quotes in the qdb queue
<tidux> I feel internet-famous
<tidux> in b4 somebody submits that
<Yamato> Wow, that's a self-esteem issue.
<tidux> too much of it
<Jake|E5400> NAW NOONE would EVER submit that...Comment: This is his third quote
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#304569* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
i fucking hate you
[10:40:24] a.v987: do you want a 10 day trial ? in total i think i got around 30 of those plus the on battle.net
[10:41:02] Andrei O: i want my old account, not a 10 day trial. besides, you get a limit of 3 trials, and i've exhausted mine
[10:41:15] a.v987: oh yeah i remembered
[10:41:26] a.v987: maybe if i beg i can get him to buy the card today
[10:42:24] Andrei O: i hope you die in a fire, and you're rescued at the last second, you
[10:42:38] Andrei O: 're in horrible pain and then you get thrown into another fire
[10:43:23] a.v987: they're gonna buy it today
[10:43:32] a.v987: they said i should get ready to leave for the store
[10:43:35] Andrei O: read above message
[10:44:10] a.v987: angry fire message to u 2
[10:44:19] Andrei O: nerdrage
[10:44:31] Andrei O: we should bash this
[10:44:47] a.v987: i'm bashing |
#304578* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[09:28] <&Allan> Katie: what is your favourite thing about sex with the internet? (;
[09:32] <~Internet> q;
[09:37] * @Dragon|Laptop (~dragonhea@protectedhost-5322CBDC.nw.nuvox.net) Quit (Quit: )
[09:38] <+Katie> SSSH SEKRIT man. |
#304648* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lee> This QDB looks a lot like bash.org
<Florian> That's because it is bash.org! |
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