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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 34 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 45.7% chance of being approved.

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<thoffmeyer> brenden, your fucking gf is hot.
<Roasted> very
<Roasted> very hot
<brenden> ty
<Roasted> I would slab crisco all over her salami tits
<Roasted> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<thoffmeyer> i'd fuck her.. with my head.
<brenden> i love her with all my micropenis
<thoffmeyer> and not my penis.
<Roasted> lmfoaodfjaksdjl
<Roasted> lololol
<Roasted> most epic comment ever was just saidComment: irc.freenode.net // ##bikes
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