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#304660* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ashley^> anyone know of any decent flash IRC clients?
<oteren> quakenet has made a client in html5
<oteren> i think it's open sores |
#304704* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+sekio> rough ass sex
<+sekio> $20
<+el_fappo> no doubt
<+sekio> okay all right $15
<+Dixie> make it $5 and you have a deal
<+el_fappo> man i'm the best haggler
<+el_fappo> "$20" "no doubt" "$15"
<+el_fappo> it's all about bein chill to the max
<+el_fappo> don't listen to what they tell you in school
<+el_fappo> pimpin is easy |
#304719* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dalby> quote student "when pushing the policy, i lost an interface, can you search for it?" |
#304725* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* lee takes out WESC\A\'s hotdog
<WESC\A\> o_O
* WESC\A\ leave.
<WESC\A\> +s
<lee> :o :(
<lee> but it's so irresistible
<bratty> nom nom
<lee> i could happily
<WESC\A\> hell yeahComment: Looks like WESC is showing his homo side :)
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#304749* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Risugami> hmm out of coke. gonna have withdrawals tomorrow
<@Risugami> the drink, not the drug |
#304757* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<derpcat> jesus christ my balls are itchy
<TOLDStation> jesus christ
<TOLDStation> my balls are inert |
#304763* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Steve973> stvs what kind of question is that?
< d3x> stvs, the kind that has no question mark
< d3x> Steve973, it was to you of course
< Steve973> hit tab a little too quickly?
< d3x> yeah
< Steve973> i hate it when that happens
< stvs> stvs, I hate when it happens as wellComment: ##php @ freenode
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#304764* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Imnon: I say the worst possible thing in the worst possible way at the worst possible time
Fifty: lol
Imnon: like,
Imnon: shit whats ane xample
+ Slash|AFK is listening to The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus - Face down - Played 14 times
+ Fifty iTunes Avenged Sevenfold - Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife -Played: 155 times
Imnon: i'm trying to avoid anything involving jewish and hitler references, but that's all thats popping into my mind |
#304782* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Succes is not an gift, it's an award for great efforts.Comment: Maxim Vanhalme
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#304790* (?/22) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
12:00:56 WholeLottaPaigey: My last french kiss was with a weiner dog.Comment: We all knew it. She just had to admit it.
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#304797* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rw-rw-rw-> bash.org seems to be down
<twells> they shouldn't have bowed to state department pressure to end their
relationship with wikileaks
<rw-rw-rw-> *snork*
<rw-rw-rw-> <usenvoy> Thatcher shoulda worn a bag [vote +/-/old] |
#304800* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Alex: ok, turns out the leak wasn't a leak
Alex: and I get to kill our test test for running the wrong test
Alex: with the hurting and the pain
Alex: test team evne
Alex: even
Alex: bleh
Alex: typing fial
Alex: GAH
Alex: FAIL
Alex: >< |
#304839* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Charlatan: I fucking hate ice.
(15:15:04) Charlatan: I fucking hate how it's everywhere in this town.
(15:15:20) Charlatan: I hate nearly slipping and busting my ass approx. twice a day if not more.
(15:15:41) Charlatan: I hate that there is an especially icy patch of ice in the driveway outside my dorm which even covers the sidewalk.
Charlatan: I hate ice freezing and then melting and then freezing again in a different spot that throws me off.
IllFlower: Charlatan: You should buy a flamethrower and become a badass over-the-top video game protagonist.
Charlatan: IllFlower: A berserker-packing man-and-a-half?
IllFlower: Charlatan: "HELL HAS FROZEN OVER, AND ONLY ONE MAN CAN MAKE SURE IT BURNS AGAIN." |
#304854* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Col_S: I do enjoy the moments before noobquit
Col_S: when they engage in full on noob-on-noob internal strife, arguing about who's the most noobiest
Col_S: not realizing that the argument itself is noobtacularComment: Noobquit
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#304855* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Fiddlefreak wants skittles
* Moon_Doggy kicks Fiddlefreak in the skittles
<Fiddlefreak> Moon_Doggy: i dont have any skittles
* Moon_Doggy kicks Fiddlefreak in the nipples?
<Fiddlefreak> i am a female damnit
<Fiddlefreak> ow not nice
<CheeseBalls> Fiddlefreak: Stop complaining.
<Pwnna> lol did Moon_Doggy just kicked Fiddlefreak's boobs?
* Moon_Doggy rubs Fiddlefreak's nipples and apologizes
<Fiddlefreak> CheeseBalls: you'd complain too if your gender kept being mistaken
<VIPPER> lol Moon_Doggy
* Fiddlefreak slaps Moon_Doggy 's hand
* Moon_Doggy rapes Fiddlefreak with a terrifying non-functional AT power source
<Moon_Doggy> roflmao
<Pwnna> lmaoComment: Decas Fuchsech script is awesome
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#304879* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Huge_Spatula> I am worried about my cat she turns 18 next month :(
<Huge_Spatula> She's so old :(
<snorlax> put
<snorlax> her
<snorlax> down
<Huge_Spatula> No she is acting fine she is just old :(
<snorlax> maybe you shouldnt worry until she starts getting fucked up
<Huge_Spatula> She's my baby everytime she steps awkward or something I think maybe something is wrong
<snorlax> you are hopelessComment: from #sa
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#304932* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@acid_rain> isnt the solar eclipse in 2012? lol
<Kagome> what? your mom is stepping in front of the sun? |
#304955* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zaneris> <-- Canadian
<geogaddi> canadia
<Gil> aboot
<Zaneris> and despite what people think, we do have a little bit of national pride... a good % drink Molson Canadian, which isn't actually Canadian... we drink Tim Hortons coffee... which despite starting out Canadian, was bought by Wendy's in '95 |
#305003* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<LordAidan> So you do deny
<LordAidan> That you are trying to stay legal?
<LordAidan> And that you are actually
<LordAidan> Shipping hundreds of elf-slaves
<LordAidan> To the dwarf mines of Muchhairya?
<Lumen> I just need a server where I can learn how to play
<LordAidan> I suggest
<LordAidan> Singleplayer.
<carllll> Lumen, just play singleplayer
<LordAidan> Herpherpderpburp.
<phil> wait
<phil> elf-slaves?
<LordAidan> Yes
<LordAidan> Elf-slaves
<phil> elf-slaves?
<phil> are they good-looking?
<phil> where may I acquire these elf-slaves?
<LordAidan> From Cial
<LordAidan> He sells them for half-price
<Cial> i sell no slaves
<LordAidan> It's 25% more for female ones though.
<LordAidan> He has dwarf slaves
<carllll> Cial, how much can i get for 500$?
<LordAidan> But he keeps those
<Cial> i sell indentured servants
<phil> damn
<phil> I want me some elf-slaves
<LordAidan> permenantly indentured
<Cial> there is a difference
<LordAidan> He also sells elf-prositutes
<LordAidan> Damn right Cial!
<LordAidan> One begins with S, the other with I!Comment: #minecraft on irc.esper.net
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#305021* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Steve from Blues Clues "left for college" and returned Twelve Years Later. What the fuck? |
#305029* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Apparently Jimbo Wales is "1st Prince of the United States, [and] Paramount Leader of the Internet"--Uncyclopedia. Matt Smith is his willing Trained Monkey King. |
#305037* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Disclaimer of Ass Coverage: The following interview is paraphrased:
Interviewer: Wow! The Cast of Nanny McPhee! I hear a lot of children in England have nannies! Did any of you have nannies?
*Cast shakes their heads*
Nanny McPhee: Excuse me?
Interviewer: How about you Thomas, did you ever have a nanny growing up?
Thomas Sangster: No...
Matt Smith: Excuse me? |
#305066* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Mixelica: I don't use IRC. I am IRC.
Moot: Bullshit... |
#305075* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Mixelica: According to my calculations...
Moot: Meaning Torture...
Mixelica: The majority of humans are not Mammals...
Moot: Bloody Silurians... |
#305100* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Mixelica: How did London escape Sexual Repression?
Moot: I exported the Sexual Repression to America. |
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