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#300927* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Patricia_Taylor: Its weird. have u ever felt like you were being lifted off your bed, right before you feel asleep?
DevXen: only when I roll off.
DevXen: which has'nt happened since I was like 2.
Patricia_Taylor: LOL.
DevXen: so.. no
Patricia_Taylor: thats good
Patricia_Taylor: I get that all the time
Patricia_Taylor: not the falling off the bed part
DevXen: yeah
DevXen: of course, about 15 years ago, I started handcuffing my arm to the bed post. 'just in case the big one comes'
Patricia_Taylor: really?
DevXen: no.
DevXen: *Cough*gullable*Cough*
DevXen: yanno.. I'll bet that word is'nt even in the dictionary!
Patricia_Taylor: LOL
DevXen: of course, I mean.. "le*co"
Patricia_Taylor: huh?
DevXen: *Cough*gullab le*Co ugh*
Patricia_Taylor: oh i see |
#300952* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Adorable> Everyone in this channel is so boring that I would rather be tickling some guy's asshole with a random feather in the gay porn convention. |
#300954* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[20:51:45] <~P2E> wow, just popped 4 individual vertebrae
[20:51:54] <~P2E> make that 7 |
#300978* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jason : Wild ABRA appears!
Axoren: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Axoren: I have 1 Pokéball, all the attacks my Pokémon have will kill it. But I wanna capture it!
Axoren: WHAT DO I DO?!
Jason : DO IT NOOB QUICK!
Jason : CAPCHA!!!
Axoren: THROW IT?!
Axoren: BUT IF I FUCK UP, MAN!
Axoren: IF I FUCK UP IT'LL TELEPORT!
Jason : IF YOU DON'T FUCK UP IT WILL STILL TELEPORT!
Axoren: I GOTTA CATCH IT! I GOTTA CATCH IT! MY HANDS ARE SHAKING!
Jason : QUICK NOOB! A+B+DOWN! A+B+DOWN!
Axoren: THAT DOESN'T WORK! IT JUST MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN IT DOES!
Axoren: ABRA used TELEPORT.
Axoren: FUCK MAN!Comment: Pokémon: Shit just got real.
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#301014* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@thinking69> is the channel on m mode?
* End3r sets mode: +m
<~End3r> it is nowComment: oops :o
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#301044* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[CTX] so whats going on here?
* You were kicked by Arens^AfK (fuck you.)
•›› *opers* unban #ger.net
•›› Joined: [#ger.net]
/gline Arens@*.static.tele2.de 0 no, FUCK YOU!
•›› Quit: [Arens^AfK] [Arens@98B3E56E.79B0FC72.39996940.IP] [G:lined (no, FUCK YOU!)]Comment: Dont fuck with the Admins :P
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#301062* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
jin40403: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
jin40403: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Acheron: um, yeah, funny.Comment: yahoo
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#301077* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<asas> !list
*Butcher has set mode: +b *!*gdxhd@*.sc.res.rr.com
*Butcher has kicked asas (File not found) |
#301090* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> When you pee my face
<pitz> Hope it gives poo hell
<pitz> Hope it gives poo hell |
#301166* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> girl you know it's true
<pitz> ooh, ooh, ooh,
<pitz> I love poo |
#301170* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pako> Par-tay, i hope you dont read 4chan
<Pako> that makes you really, really gay.
<Pako> in the not so hot way
<Par-tay> I do, and it hardly makes me gay
<Par-tay> unless I go into some of the fag boards
<Par-tay> which I don't
<Par-tay> if I did you might have something there |
#301175* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<livewirekitty> i never saw the point of bitching over nuggets
<Digga> a way to a man's heart
<Digga> is through his nuggets |
#301205* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Delta Sand: Also, question: What would happen if every blind person in the world had lazer vision?
Serne : Delta if every blind person on the planet had laser vision one of two things would happen.
Serne : Case 1 - they would be the lords of the planet. Case 2 - The world would be destroyed in a swath of Laser Eyed destruction.
Delta Sand : I think option 2, yes? Because in option one, they wouldnt know who to lazer to get power, so theyd shoot randomly and it would turn into otion 2.
Delta Sand : And yeah, I suppose they could use sound, Serne, but methinks that would still be a little inacurate. Especially at longer distances.
Delta Sand : lol, Asm0... you made a huge mistake. The question was not "what if everybody in the world had laser vision", it was "what if every BLIND person in the world had laser vision." Please elaborate how an afterimage would affect the aim of someone who cannot actually see it. ^.^
Serne : Actually, as long as the thing they are wanting to aim their vision at is making noise and not obstructed by other things they will be able to locate that target by sound.
Delta Sand : I think... Im starting to get a tad confused
Delta Sand 1/6 (Wed - 14:28): I agree, but My point is if they knew that they had it, how would they know where to aim? They wouldnt be able to use it well themselves, hence making it ineffective, and othres couldnt use them because of the same reasons...
KenDx : It depends entirely if they know they have laser vision or not. But actually, it would end up in someone sighted taking over the world with 'em or them being erradicated.
Asm0dean : Hmm that's only a slight misinterpretation of the problem that I did. But we have to look at the bigger picture! :O Think about the seals who will die due to this lazer madness! And we can't forget light pollution that will come of all this laser usage. Did you know that the main reason why sea turtles are dying is because of light pollution? And the number of babies born blind has drastically increased in industrial regions. Thus more and more people will use lasers. That will result in massive killings of seals and sea turtles will practically come extinct! And as the light pollution continues to spread people will suffer from various mental illnesses caused by the tiring light they see everyday. Artificial light causes stress. And add lasers to it and you have a recipe for disaster. Long exposure to very bright light may result in sexual disfunction which means that we'll become extinct too in a long run. End of Tape 1
Delta Sand : Well on the bright side, all of civilization would be destroyed by the uncontrolled lazers shooting around, so i guess the turtles would get to survive... go turtles!
KenDx : The turtles would obviously develop laser-reflective carapaces.
KenDx : And they'd wear sunglasses.
Apple Core : LASERTURTLES. Turtles MADE of lasers. The most likely evolutionary step.Comment: LAZER TURTLES FTW!
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#301258* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RaeMack> well if you grease up his balls, it WILL end up in my mouth |
#301270* (?/20) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ali> damn aussies burning brown men...
<ali> stop lighting us up, damnit!!
<dr_doctor> lighten up
<dr_doctor> get it? :p
<ali> :/
-!- mode/#gnewsense [+v dr_doctor] by Carl
<@Carl> for winning comment
<ali> oooh
<ali> i don't know what that is, but i want one, too!Comment: Names changed to protect the guilty.
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#301286* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-!- Boris [~chatzilla@124.189.*] has joined #chat
< Boris> I AM ENVINCIBLE
-!- Boris was kicked from #chat by chanserv [No you're not] |
#301304* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< kn100> Has this spambot died yet?
< CoJaBo-Aztec> kn100: Its a trojan-type thing, not a single bot.
< CoJaBo-Aztec> Looks like its died down tho
< kn100> CodeBlock, I know, but has it died out
< kn100> and ok
< kn100> thanks
< CodeBlock> no problem
< CodeBlock> :P (yes, i just answered an accident-ping) ah well *stops being off topic, and goes back to coding*
< CoJaBo-Aztec> comawhite: lol
< CoJaBo-Aztec> ...
< comawhite> ?
< CoJaBo-Aztec> wow
< comawhite> what
< CodeBlock> CoJaBo-Aztec: good job XD
< comawhite> what did I do?
< CoJaBo-Aztec> CodeBlock: We're playing pinball with tab-completion-fails appearently. :P
< CoJaBo-Aztec> ...
< CoJaBo-Aztec> * comawhite
< comawhite> ugh you wankers
< CoJaBo-Aztec> Too many co- names!!Comment: #freenode
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#301321* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Biff> T
<Biff> F
<Biff> I
<Biff> F
<Biff> erm
<Biff> well, that works too |
#301323* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Nick Pinciotti: man I gotta loose deuce brewin |
#301345* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Real life will start as soon as we stop waiting for it to start.
- Bruce KrigerComment: Bruce Kriger
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#301356* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Apo123 has joined #achievements
ChanServ set mode [+ao Apo123 Apo123]
@|James| › bear traps Jacobs Penis
%King_Jacob • err, hi apo.
@Apo123 • Well I came in here at the wrong time...
@|James| • :P
@Apo123 • Carry on.... you sickos... |
#301406* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Shayne: i never use the numpad
Shayne: its fkn ghey
Shayne: all numbers close to eachother
Shayne: like faggs in brisbane |
#301445* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LB> all I know is that because I can't swallow pills, my mom breaks them open and all the little balls come out and she puts them in yogurt and I swallow that
<LB> because it's softer
<LB> and I don't chocke on it
<LB> *choke |
#301510* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Nick Pinciotti: so now what
Nick Pinciotti: pop quiz hot shot
Nick Pinciotti: you got 3 broads to choose from
Nick Pinciotti: what do you do
Nick Pinciotti: here's what you do
Nick Pinciotti: uncle nick will tell you
Nick Pinciotti: get all 3 of them
Nick Pinciotti: same room
Nick Pinciotti: roofies
Nick Pinciotti: done
Nick Pinciotti: whichever remembers the most wins
Nick Pinciotti: o/ |
#301523* (?/46) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Thing> SANITY!? THIS. IS. /B/!
<quanticle> The_Thing: TONIGHT WE DINE ON PEDOBEAR. TOMORROW, I'M THINKING ARBY'S. |
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