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#301561* (?/34) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SativaJoe> hah love these notes from the old tech that i find
<SativaJoe> "15. Give instructions on installing Linux 8.0 on home machine"
<SativaJoe> i wonder if he charged extra for that customer |
#301564* (?/54) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bartbes> I just heard this
<bartbes> on the radio
<bartbes> I take no responsibility for it
<bartbes> "1 in 4 kids (in the uk) think their teacher is alien"
<bartbes> alien?!
<bartbes> is that all they can come up with
<bartbes> no imagination those kids
<bartbes> one once yelled at me that I "shagged a rabbit"
<bartbes> really, what do they think of?!
<bartbes> just imagine them, sitting in their room
<bartbes> secretly surfing for porn
<bartbes> search term: "free rabbit porn"
<bartbes> .g free rabbit porn
<knoll> bartbes: {url}
<bartbes> it exists! |
#301569* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
19:08] <DCATTechie> do they ask your sexual orientation? i dont remember that
<+lieperjp> Yeah
<+lieperjp> They do
<DCATTechie> hm
<DCATTechie> darn..beastiality isnt an option
<+Clifford> lol
<+lieperjp> DCATTechie: disturbing
<DCATTechie> i joke
<+Clifford> ShuuuuureComment: #controlroom
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#301575* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<segin> yo
<segin> TV scares me
<@Tartie> Why segin ?
<segin> I discover thing called "oxygen"
<segin> and erm
<segin> i thought it were porn
<segin> but it just stupid women's programming
<@Tartie> erm.... no
<segin> Tartie: no offense
<@Tartie> Pretty much women shooting up estrogen like heroin
<@Tartie> lol none taken, segin
<segin> ohh jebub
<segin> that's the female equivalent to a sausagefest
<segin> what do you call that?
<segin> a burgerfest?Comment: #linux-smokers-club on OFTC
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#301582* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kickaha> Would someone try to access xxx.yy.zzz.aaa/Public/ for me?
<Exopaladin> seems to work/prompt for a login
<@kickaha> Prompts for a login? ... Have to investigate that. I want that to be ... public. :)
<@kickaha> But that will wait for another day.
<`WarpKat> yea - i get a prompt, too
`WarpKat hacks
<@kickaha> I don't know how secure I am, really.
<`WarpKat> HOLY SHIT - I'M IN!
<`WarpKat> HAHA
<`WarpKat> FIRST TRY!
<@kickaha> But there's nothing on that storage unit that matters.
`WarpKat gains +123764978165078609870239579802375 to Hacking Kickaha and does a victory dance
<`WarpKat> =:3
<@kickaha> How did you get in, if you don't mind my asking?
<`WarpKat> username: kickaha, password: fooboy
<`WarpKat> heh
<@kickaha> ass-face.
<`WarpKat> haha
<`WarpKat> hey - you turned it off!
<@kickaha> Well, I'm not particularly interested in having people root around in my files unless I have some security.
<@kickaha> Were you only in the public space, or did you have access to my photos?
<@kickaha> :)
<`WarpKat> ooooooh...i saw photos alright
<`WarpKat> >:D
<@kickaha> There's nothing there that's even embarrassing. My wife has access to those pictures. :)
<`WarpKat> so let's talk about money...or i'm gonna sell them to the National Enquirer and watch them make better news than Cheetah Golf Boy
<`WarpKat> XD |
#301588* (?/50) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@GaidinBDJ> Tunguska was actually caused by Firefox 4 crashing backwards through time. |
#301591* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dwindle> my mom's bf smokes camel wides
<dwindle> They smell nasty >>
<slash> they taste DELICIOUS
<solar> that's what your mom says about my ballsComment: ezbake
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#301616* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[18:09] * your_ass was kicked by dramacrat |
#301619* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@roto_> stim if i was gay i would so fuck the shit out of you
<@stim> if i was gay i would be a bottom, just for you |
#301629* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ZeuZ worships Tomalak
<tomalak> lowercase 't' please
<Kniht> tomalak needs proper English t
[note: tomalak likes his tea]
<ZeuZ> Thought capital one made you feel "bigger" x'D
<tomalak> :P
<tomalak> there is a Tomalak on bash.org who is neither funny nor me
<tomalak> there is a tomalak on bash.org who is neither funny nor not me
<tomalak> I prefer not to be confused for the former. |
#301635* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kniht> is that like lycos?
<ttvd> hey lycos was awesome
<Kniht> "I have done a search on Lycos for your papers and I only found two titles: the STL manual and a resume of you presentation of STL to the standardization committee." stlport.org/resources/StepanovUSA.html
<Artifice> One question: Why would a mini computer be needed to operate a "large hydroelectric powerstation". Was space at a premium?
<Kniht> "mini" as in "only takes up one room"?
<Artifice> It was the 70s, so computers weren't industrial sized
<ttvd> this was in soviet russia, Artifice
<ttvd> not everything has to make sense in soviet russia
<Artifice> Oh, so they had to hide the computers from spies
<Kniht> mainframe + peripherals vs desktop probably was quite a difference
<Artifice> And now I have more powerful computers plugged into USB ports on my real computer
<Kniht> in your watch
<Artifice> I dunno about that
<ttvd> your toaster is more powerful
<Artifice> My watch actually takes noticeable time to alphabetize the phone numbers |
#301646* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-!- Deesl [~bsdboy@unaffiliated/deesl] has joined ##freebsd
< wahjava> Deesl: :)
< Deesl> hello wahjava :)
< wahjava> long time no see, Deesl :)
< wahjava> how're you doing ?
< Deesl> huh??
< Deesl> long time no see??? we speak everyday lad
< wahjava> Deesl: hmm...?
< Deesl> we speak over XMPP
< wahjava> Deesl: where ?
< wahjava> what is that ?
< wahjava> oh, you mean jabber ?
< Deesl> yeh
< wahjava> When...
< wahjava> wtf
< Deesl> wtf wtf?
* wahjava changes his XMPP account's password, wtf.
< Deesl> :-w |
#301648* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wahjava> Deesl: :)
<Deesl> hello wahjava :)
<wahjava> long time no see, Deesl :)
<wahjava> how're you doing ?
<Deesl> huh??
<Deesl> long time no see??? we speak everyday lad
<wahjava> Deesl: hmm...?
<wahjava> Deesl: where ?
<Deesl> we speak over XMPP
<wahjava> what is that ?
<wahjava> oh, you mean jabber ?
<Deesl> yeh
<wahjava> When...
<wahjava> wtf
<Deesl> wtf wtf?
* wahjava changes his XMPP account's password, wtf.
<Deesl> :-w
<MJBrune> lmao
<crsd> lol
* sebbe1991 (~aoeu@c-cdafe255.33-1-64736c10.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se) has joined ##freebsd
<wahjava> :(
<MJBrune> thats going on bash.org and qdb.us.
<wahjava> <Deesl> ;)
<wahjava> <wahjava> heh
<wahjava> <wahjava> people at ##freebsd must be thinking i'm some luser ;)
<wahjava> <wahjava> now i can post this shit
<wahjava> <wahjava> to bash.org
<wahjava> <wahjava> :D
<crsd> haha
<Deesl> now thats incorrect
<Deesl> posting PMs on mains
<crsd> you ruined all teh fun :(
<wahjava> :D
* sly007 (~sly007@AMontsouris-553-1-111-108.w92-151.abo.wanadoo.fr) has joined ##freebsd
<MJBrune> lol
<MJBrune> so this was all planned?
<MJBrune> for same
<Deesl> nopes it was not
<wahjava> nop, Deesl doesn't know about it...:p
<MJBrune> lol
* Estella (Enya@geek.princess.estella.mystagic.name) has joined ##freebsd
<MJBrune> wahjava: did you? :P
<Deesl> I happen to know wahjava off off IRC |
#301651* (?/44) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Meow> wow! vista speech recognition sucks!
<slew> don't you mean "where! this term speech recon tissue sucks"Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301668* (?/38) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+tofaffy> My phone went off during orchestra xD
<&TorrentialStorm> learn to put it on silent :P
<+tofaffy> It waas!
<+tofaffy> But then it wasn't apparantly.Comment: #zomgwtfbbq @ irc.p2p-network.net
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#301729* (?/60) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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* craigevil [~thouartgo@<user not umode +x>] has quit IRC: NETSPLIT: *.oftc.net *.oftc.net
* rgk [~rgk@<user also not umode +x>] NETSPLIT: *.oftc.net *.oftc.net
<+segin> You would have thought that they would have fixed the whole issue of net.splits by now, it's only 2010, and IRC was only created in 1988. |
#301760* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
{Shayne} then you use the default user and password
{Shayne} step by step
{Shayne} hold reset for 1 min
{Shayne} step 2
{Shayne} wait for it to boot
{Shayne} step 3
{Shayne} address bar = 10.0.0.138
{Shayne} step 4
{Shayne} use default user and password clearly labbeled on the modem
{Shayne} step 5
{Shayne} click "easy setup"
{Shayne} step 6
{Shayne} follow the prompts, details needed are your TPG user and password
{Shayne} step 7
{Shayne} continue to use the internet for more instructions
{Shayne} step 8
{Shayne} ????????????
{Shayne} step 9
{Shayne} profit
{Shayne} k?
{Larnce} ill try
{Larnce} brbComment: Modem issues the /b/ way
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#301770* (?/20) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Mpbs Staker: anyone know how much r2h's alch for?
Mod Blue: stalker 60j
Mod Blue: stalker 60j/k*
Mpbs Staker: lmao
Mod Blue: omg 50kComment: On RSCEmulation, Runescape Classic Private Server
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#301774* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Beady So how much damage does a tribblecobalt torpedo do to a klingon ship?
AliceLeaks MK VIII tribbles
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myhk how much are they selling the energy for these days?
Arkaan #STOGerman
Aspasia vax: it depends on what I'm fighting against and what I'm fighting in
awesomesauce over 9000!Comment: #sto (Star Trek Online(This is what happens when the server comes offline))
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#301796* (?/32) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Bwaah: "Why does she have blonde hair and a yellow tail"
Bwaah: "Cuz hentai" |
#301801* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< WildDonphan> What
< WildDonphan> The
< WildDonphan> Fuck
< WildDonphan> Is
19:40 -!- WildDonphan was kicked from #inportb by GameOver [You have been kicked for using a word prohibited in the presence of this bot. Please use more appropriate language in the future.] |
#301812* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Moon_Doggy needs to pee
<Arkabzol> I'm hungry
<Arkabzol> k
<Arkabzol> I'll come with you
<VIPPER> No, Arkabzol.
* Moon_Doggy is doing the pee dance
<VIPPER> He needs to do it in private.
<Arkabzol> Sure?
<VIPPER> Yeah.
<VIPPER> I'm sure.
<Arkabzol> Might have pee quirks or something
<VIPPER> You just want to look at dicks with piss coming out of them, Arkabzol.
<zzbomb> Mhm
<Arkabzol> lol
<VIPPER> Just let him pee in peace.
<VIPPER> Or, rather, peece. |
#301839* (?/50) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EGreg> I should live at 1337 Ocean Avenue. Because then I would be leet!
<g105b> but you don't, and you're not.
<DaveS> 31337 Gibson Terrace
<g105b> 707 Lollington Lane
<EGreg> And my zipcode is 55378-0008
<Migs> 808 Roflcoaster Rd.
<EGreg> get it, 55378-0008
<EGreg> on te calculator.
<DaveS> no
<DaveS> oh
<EGreg> upside down. :)
<GarethAdams|Work> Booobless?
<EGreg> yep
<EGreg> boooobless!!
<GarethAdams|Work> 404 Joke Not Funny |
#301861* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<weatherkid>mEntAl-cAsE, so,do I get my op promotion yet? ;)
<LinuxKitten>^_^
<LinuxKitten>i wanna be a op
<mEntAl-cAsE>...
- ChanServ set mode: +o WillOne
<DragonLady>something you are forced to have when you have kids with the understanding that you're limited on what life is.
- WillOne set mode: +o LinuxKitten
- WillOne set mode: -o LinuxKitten
<LinuxKitten>I CAN HAZ MODE +O
<katesmith>i was busy today but i did get lots done
<LinuxKitten>lol
<mEntAl-cAsE>LOL
<LinuxKitten>asshat
* weatherkid notices that he is before LinuxKitten in the op waiting list. . .
<agalloch>yes, he wears my ass as headwear
<mEntAl-cAsE>....
<DragonLady>I'd op up but I don't need to. Heh.
<agalloch>i'll never be op again
- mEntAl-cAsE set mode: +o agalloch
<agalloch>oh
<weatherkid>agalloch, say chesse! your on QDB!Comment: #spaz-outhaven
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#301865* (?/40) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SuxXarD> omg
<SuxXarD> bagel is amazing.
<ApoC> bagels
<Murph> are
<Meh> full
<Murph> of
<ApoC> gay
<Murph> donkey
<Meh> shiz
<ApoC> in
<Meh> the
<ApoC> butt
<Murph> anus
<ApoC> hole
<Meh> with
<ApoC> mustard
<Meh> and
<SuxXarD> mayo
<ApoC> dicks
<Buck> jizz
<Meh> and?
<@Mayvik> DOG SHIT TACO!
<Murph> that worked for like 10 words
<SuxXarD> QBD, here I come.
<ApoC> dog shit in your girlfriends taco |
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