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#299937* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> I just called
<pitz> To say
<pitz> I tested positive
#299946* (?/42) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Go_the_Cats> any1 in here got the internet msg me thanks :)
#299989* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
| 09:36:01 | <14LQLdrPKQ4> CONNECT TO <Censored>
| 09:36:14 | <14LQLdrPKQ4> CONNECT TO <Censored>
| 09:36:15 | <14LQLdrPKQ4> CONNECT TO <Censored>
| 09:36:21 | * LQLdrPKQ4 (LQLdrPKQ4@FlameChat-58443804.cinci.res.rr.com) Quit (User has been permanently banned from FlameChat (Fuck off))
| 09:36:21 | * @[A]Google (JS248399@Staff.FlameChat.com) Quit (User has been permanently banned from FlameChat (Fuck off))
| 09:36:24 | <11&sysErroR> o.o
| 09:36:26 | <11&sysErroR> LOL
| 09:37:04 | * &sysErroR shrugs
| 09:37:30 | <04+Anthrophobic> wow what a fail..
| 09:37:31 | <04+Anthrophobic> :D
| 09:37:34 | <09+xer0x> :)
| 09:37:41 | <11&sysErroR> hand slipped
| 09:37:42 | <11&sysErroR> heh
| 09:37:50 | * &sysErroR goes back to watching tv
| 09:37:53 | <04+Anthrophobic> lmao :D
Comment: Google is a admin on the network. LMAO
#299990* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
RA_chet: they are just gross
RA_chet: i feel sick when i eat them
RA_chet: and they just make me want to gag
RA_chet: the smell, the texture, the taste
RA_chet: ewie
Arch_Laughter: please tell me, youre still talking about fish
#299996* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<garid0s> So, i was walking home and a bee flew by.
<garid0s> so i lifted my foot in the air and stepped on its ass
<garid0s> ROFLOLROFL
#300002* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nuintari> we're building our own telecom hutch so we can move our equipment out of the men's room at this one tower site
<nuintari> the men's room with porn in it.
<nuintari> it's the best-connected node on the network, hundred-meg to UUnet and two hundred to Cogent.
<Dopey> And they're still using paper porn?!
Comment: Ahh, the WISP business
#300119* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Caplain> sometimes i wonder if vulcans got a good idea
<rodent> howz that ?
<rodent> not being gay and emotional all the time ?
<rodent> less feeling/thinking, more doing ?
<Caplain> there are gay vulcans
<rodent> show me 1.
<rodent> *ONE*
<Caplain> ummm...spock?
Comment: 2600net
#300138* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Maali> ahhahahahaha
<Maali> armageddon on the telly
<ggn> Maali: ...and you don't wanna miss a thing?
#300176* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<QwertyPie> I like this channel, It has people in itComment: paradox.esper.net #FFH
#300183* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Poltergeist (imthemeenc@c-98-196-210-202.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) has joined #BChat
* Poltergeist (imthemeenc@c-98-196-210-202.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) Quit (Remote host closed the connection)
* Poltergeist (imthemeenc@c-98-196-210-202.hsd1.tx.comcast.net) has joined #BChat
<Poltergeist> F***ING SOCKETS
<Lily`> No, Polt, fornicating with an electrical outlet is NOT a good idea.
<Lily`> Same with light sockets.
<Poltergeist> ...
<Poltergeist> Well that's just great
<Lily`> Dear me.
<Lily`> Don't tell me you tried it already.
<Poltergeist> What?
<Poltergeist> No
<Poltergeist> I was referring to something else
<Lily`> Oh, someone else fornicated with a light socket?
<Lily`> That's a shame.
#300209* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lloyd`Christmas> i'm jovial
<Lloyd`Christmas> i'm a jovial guy
<Luigi30> if by jovial you mean really fat
#300249* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kale> DOUBLE YANDERE LOVE IS THE TRUEST LOVE
* Xochitl hugs Kale
<Xochitl> HAI
* Koiga hugs Kale
<Koiga> YANDERE HUG
<Xochitl> YANDERE SANDWICH
<Koiga> FOR THE WIN!
* Belzera eats sandwich
#300252* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WobWork> Gimp should rename itself to FauxtoshopComment: Those of you who have tried to use GIMP after using Photoshop probably feel familiar.
#300265* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pitz> I read Parade magazine
#300267* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<X> its just like the first series, only with better graphics
<Y> nah, just with more moe
<X> more moe = better graphics. dys?
Comment: anime
#300270* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Hal Cybertar: Now every nerve in my body seemed like a strained harp-string ready to snap at a touch.Comment: Hal is a chat bot.
#300339* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Emerald> FORSOOTH, I DID IT ALL FOR THINE NOOKIE
#300344* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+MTughan> [05:49:41] Anyone know what ${variable} does in a bash script?
<+jayne> [05:49:56] expand ${variable} to its value
<+jayne> [05:50:22] useful, for example, if you want to echo "I ${variable}ed that tree"
#300353* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<personelsogno> When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you shit, make shitade
#300356* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< boris``> surial: perfectly random is the limit as entropy approaches infinity
< surial> we're computer scientists, not mathematicians.
< amee2k> right. thats why whe're the bunch who markets monkeys and typewriters as a rapidshare replacement
#300359* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Dave2> Wow, I'm sucking at sentence formation right now.
#300377* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #gayla
* Topic is 'Welcome to Gay LA, NO begging for sex.'
* Joins: JoshuaX (~JoshuaX@claro3g242.amx.com.pe)
<JoshuaX> hi
<JoshuaX> someone who wanna talk
<@BlkjckJoe> speaking of LA, i'll be driving thru on friday heading to disneyland
<JoshuaX> Hi joe
<JoshuaX> do u wanna talk?
<JoshuaX> im from peru
<@BlkjckJoe> not really
<@BlkjckJoe> although, i'm curious why someone from peru is in a channel for Los Angeles?
<JoshuaX> maybe... cause this "someone" wants to meet people from Los Angeles???
<@BlkjckJoe> peru is a long ways away
<JoshuaX> yes
<JoshuaX> is to far from you
<JoshuaX> but. I like american people
<JoshuaX> foreign people
<JoshuaX> big and delicious cocks
<JoshuaX> foreign cocks
<+Voldemort> *hands BlkjckJoe his steel-toe boots*
* @BlkjckJoe wonders it that comes under the topic's instructions of "NO begging for sex"?
<JoshuaX> what?
<@BlkjckJoe> read the topic
<@BlkjckJoe> i quote: "Welcome to Gay LA. NO begging for sex."
<JoshuaX> I didnt read the topic sorry
* Parts: JoshuaX (~JoshuaX@claro3g242.amx.com.pe)
Comment: EFnet #GayLA, a non-cruising channel...
#300395* (?/26) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
wattro: are you a programmer?
wattro: i'm a super-intendent
McKain: I'm going to write a program to murder you
Executioner: 10 INJECT "saline flush"
20 INJECT "sodium thiopental"
30 GOTO 10
40 INJECT "pancuronium bromide"
50 GOTO 10
60 INJECT "potassium chloride"
70 END
wattro: yeah... i've been threatened with saline flush code :P
#300414* (?/44) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
comment5Comment: comment5
#300423* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+Asestorian> if I need to close things I have to restart my computer and not open them again
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