QDB: Quote #300978
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 34 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 45.7% chance of being approved.

#300978* (?/34) ⚐Flag
Jason : Wild ABRA appears!
Axoren: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Axoren: I have 1 Pokéball, all the attacks my Pokémon have will kill it. But I wanna capture it!
Axoren: WHAT DO I DO?!
Jason : DO IT NOOB QUICK!
Jason : CAPCHA!!!
Axoren: THROW IT?!
Axoren: BUT IF I FUCK UP, MAN!
Axoren: IF I FUCK UP IT'LL TELEPORT!
Jason : IF YOU DON'T FUCK UP IT WILL STILL TELEPORT!
Axoren: I GOTTA CATCH IT! I GOTTA CATCH IT! MY HANDS ARE SHAKING!
Jason : QUICK NOOB! A+B+DOWN! A+B+DOWN!
Axoren: THAT DOESN'T WORK! IT JUST MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN IT DOES!
Axoren: ABRA used TELEPORT.
Axoren: FUCK MAN!
Comment: Pokémon: Shit just got real.
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