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#300467* (?/38) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<spacejunk> Interesting response.
~ spacejunk is now Diablo-D3
<Diablo-D3> I hate women. They're all teasers and manipulators. The world would be better off if we just tied all the women to posts and raped them silly.
<chi> !grab Diablo-D3
<Kylin> It has been done.
~ Diablo-D3 is now spacejunk
<chi> teehee
< spacejunk> It's like framing someone in real life, with 1/10000 the effort.
<chi> !gq 353
<Kylin> <Diablo-D3> I hate women. They're all teasers and manipulators. The world would be better off if we just tied all the women to posts and raped them silly. (Said by: Diablo-D3!n=spacejun@ool-43515265.dyn.optonline.net; grabbed by chi!n=chi@unaffiliated/chi at Tue 2009-11-10 14:26:43+0000 (02:26 PM PST))
<chi> fail
<spacejunk> Slightly.
<chi> hrm, who is spacejun ?
<chi> >.>
~ spacejunk is now not_spacejun
<chi> hehe
<shardz> haha |
#300510* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: girl?
You: Human?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Comment: omegle takes all the fun out of trolling
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#300546* (?/62) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Emerald erases Fax
=-= Fax is now known as Fa
<Fa> noooooooooooo
<Fa> you erased my x
* Emerald erases Fa
=-= Fa is now known as _
* Kologotov writes in 'Fax'.
=-= _ is now known as Fax
<Fax> YAY |
#300550* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
270_116.txt;8;12Comment: 270_116.txt;8;12
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#300562* (?/54) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
JonathanThompson:Not enough Linux users for them to consider it worth bothering with, besides who knows how quickly driver interfaces change :P
SiCuTDeUx:dwarfyperson, i dont care about the lightscribe... i just want to burn a damn dvd video disk....
SiCuTDeUx:hahahaha
JonathanThompson: lightscribe.com/downloadSection/linux/index.aspx
dwarfyperson:ohoho
dwarfyperson :it does work
JonathanThompson:Well, guess I was wrong :P
dwarfyperson:well bend me a chicken and call me aunt betty
• JonathanThompson bends dwarfyperson and from now on will call him aunt betty
SiCuTDeUx:OMG... i cant hear this! |
#300599* (?/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<04@hemophiliac_> now i gotta do hoomework
<04@Mike`> yo hemophiliac_
<04@Mike`> ima let you finish
<04@Mike`> but Cutter did the best homework of all timeComment: SwiftIRC -- #Optik
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#300608* (?/40) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Oestrogen: watch, the day when LHC finally hits the target rate
Oestrogen: we will find it gets derailed by invasion of flies
Suzuran: They'll have an Anatoli BUGorski
Suzuran: (Oh god that was such an awful joke, please shoot me)Comment: #ShrineMaiden@ppirc
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#300637* (?/50) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<liam> hell, if i was r kelly i'd piss on little girls too |
#300642* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<echosystm> $var = ($var2 == '') ? "string" : $OBJ->meth();
<echosystm> ive never seen this () ? : stuff
<oorza> !+ternary
<php-bot> [ternary] Like many other languages, PHP has a ternary operator (?:). It serves as a compact if/else syntax. See php.net/manual/en/language.operators.comparison.php
<oorza> echosystm: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
<echosystm> thanks
<Anti-X> i always think trinary
<Anti-X> for some reason
<Anti-X> yeah i'm retarded
<Anti-X> i think in base 3 |
#300688* (?/36) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Dark Legacy Tools options sound devices
Gregory dude i stuck it in the wrong hole
Dark Legacy LMAO
Gregory and i dont know which hole is the right one
Dark Legacy Stick it in the rifght one
Dark Legacy lol
Gregory i have a lot of holes
Dark Legacy ROFLMAO |
#300691* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Dark Legacy says: *Multiple aircraft detected*
Dark Legacy says: OH MY GOD
Dark Legacy says: ITS A BOX STORM
.navE says: THEY'RE ON FIRE!
Dark Legacy says: TAKE COVER!
.navE says: AHHHH |
#300709* (?/34) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Indogutsu> In modern German, schmuck is a perfectly acceptable word, meaning "decoration."
<Indogutsu> I once played a German-language RPG Maker game, in which the accessory slot on the Equip menu was labeled "SCHMUCK." I almost plotzed! |
#300723* (?/48) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Justin> this is a stupid thing I'm gonna say, but:
<Justin> I don't know if I'm tired or not
<Justin> I kinda feel tired
<Justin> but also kinda like I just woke up, and am not tired at all
<Jake> well, there's a simple way to tell
<Jake> here's how you tell
<Jake> are you tired?
<Justin> uh
<Justin> I don't know if I am or not
<Justin> I kinda feel tired
<Justin> but also kinda like I just woke up, and am not tired at all
<Jake> well that doesn't help
<Justin> is there any way I can tell?
<Jake> well, are you tired?
<Justin> uh
<Justin> I don't know if I am or not
<Justin> I kinda feel tired
<Justin> but also kinda like I just woke up, and am not tired at all
<Jake> I think you might be tired
<Jake> you might not be
<Justin> is there any way I can tell?
<Jake> no
<Justin> Darn. |
#300753* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
gorillagrams$ kik
gorillagrams$ er, lol
gorillagrams$ wow, was one letter away from being racist |
#300776* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ct> But the Bolsheviks never had twitter
<nerdgod> They had something samizdat |
#300782* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ChanServ sets -t
< chi> /msg ChanServ SET #foo TOPICLOCK ON
<@ isilia> try changing the topiccc
>>> topic changed by chi: DONGS
>>> topic changed by spacejunk: I LOVE BOOBS
>>> topic changed by chi: DONGS
< spacejunk> I win.
>>> topic changed by spacejunk: I LOVE BOOBS
<@ isilia> oh god
< chi> hah
ChanServ sets +t
< spacejunk> hahahaha
< chi> rofl
< spacejunk> killjoy!
>>> topic changed by isilia: <Not for kids>
< spacejunk> =P
< spacejunk> ;.;
< chi> =(
spacejunk runs off crying
chi burns stuff
< spacejunk> MOMMY!!!!! ISI'S BEING MEAN!!! |
#300791* (?/64) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cbirkett> !stats2
<HisDivine1337> Rank:28 Nick:cbirkett Lines:78,659 Quote: pygo can't keep it up
<cbirkett> !stats2 ArsoN
<HisDivine1337> Rank:14 Nick:ArsoN Lines:133,426 Quote: I heard he gives pretty good oral though
<Clocked> !stats2
<HisDivine1337> Rank:35 Nick:Clocked Lines:53,993 Quote: I spy a hefty compensation settlement....
<cbirkett> :D |
#300820 (2/400) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Dave: what's the site
Dave: that if someone asks about something
Dave: it types in the subject into google for you
Dave: showing you how to do it
... Time passes ...
Dave: who would have ever thought that it's called
Dave: let me google that for you |
#300839* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yardgnome> Has anyone drank so much that they puked?
<Yardgnome> Cause i have |
#300875* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
"I guess, it isn't painful waiting in the rain. If I believe that someone is there for me then I will not catch a cold."
- Lizelle T. Tabaquero |
#300878* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<petey_iPhone____> Traffic
<petey_iPhone____> Fuckkkkkkkkkkk
 petey_iPhone____ has quit (Quit: Rooms • iPhone IRC Client • ) |
#300889* (?/24) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
dinamic|na> gah no sleep for me
<Moon_Doggy> i have slept all day
<dinamic|na> i envy you..
<dinamic|na> :)
<dinamic|na> woke up 3 am, and i was like.. O.O and not -.-
<dinamic|na> nah
<dinamic|na> i need to get some sleep now..
<dinamic|na> *poff*
<Moon_Doggy> lol |
#300905* (?/32) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Borg> HERETIC!?
<The_Borg> BURNNN THE HERITIC!
<ToyMachine> lol
<The_Borg> ITS A WITCH!
<fatalitywolf> EMP THE BORG
<The_Borg> EMP!? NOO
<The_Borg> My ELECTRONICS!
<fatalitywolf> YES DO IT PRESE THE RED BUTTEN
<The_Borg> MY PC IS DIEING!
<The_Borg> THE EMP IS KILLING IT
* The_Borg (~Michiel_v@ip51cd4124.adsl-surfen.hetnet.nl) Quit (Quit: Borg got EMPED!)
<ToyMachine> ^.^
<fatalitywolf> fail i never pressed it yetComment: easy way to kill the borg bitches
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#300911* (?/56) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bassgoon> WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS
<KB1JWQ> bassgoon: NEXT TIP: CAPS LOCK.
<bassgoon> OH ITS MUCH EASIER THAN HOLDING SHIFT, THANK YOU
<KB1JWQ> CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. |
#300926* (?/28) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Patricia_Taylor: That is one of my very bad habits!!
Patricia_Taylor: Can't live without it
DevXen: uhm. yawning?
DevXen: Breathing?
DevXen: that's gotta be it
DevXen: Wait! *Looks Down* holding your mouth open for foreign objects? |
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