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#301925* (?/26) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+HeadRoom> boink - go google "smarty templates"
<+Anti-X> why
<+HeadRoom> he wants templates
<+HeadRoom> I give him templates
<+Anti-X> why use a templating language inside a templating language
<+HeadRoom> I hate smarty - he may love it
<+Anti-X> that's like putting a condom on to have sexComment: #PHP @ Undernet
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#302003* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Jinx] OMG LEE CODE RED CODE RED O_O
[Phoenix] ... ?
?Phoenix? PING 1266973177
[Jinx] <_< no not that code red o-o the other code red
[Phoenix] ... i really dont know what it is...
[Jinx] i need a tampon o.o GET YOUR SISTER TO GIVE ME SMOE, i know she has thebig kind ;>
[Phoenix] idk o.o i dont really talk about that kinda stuff with her
[Jinx] oh how do you knwo she's not a man then? I mean i know ;> BUT HOW DO YOUKNOW?
[Phoenix] well her boobs are pretty big...
[Jinx] oh, so you've been checking out your sisters titties? nice one lee. Nice one.
[Phoenix] no, i just know they are its actually kinda creepy...
[Jinx] because you want to touch them?Comment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302019* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SanguineRose> by spawning new classes
<S> u mean making more and more instances of a class
<SanguineRose> yes
<S> doesn't sound like that would take an hour to make
[07:37] <S> unless
[07:37] <S> you were watching tv at the same time
[07:37] <SanguineRose> lawl
[07:37] <S> and smoking a joint
[07:37] <S> and fapping
[07:37] <SanguineRose> people are always bothering me
[07:37] <S> it's b/c ur an emotullip
[07:37] <S> if u were like
[07:37] <S> hardcorecrabgrass
[07:38] <S> ppl wouldnt bother u |
#302046* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Basketetball_coach> Why is the semi-circle at the free throw circle black?
<John> Because it absorbs more heat. |
#302059* (?/44) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Shadow_Cpu 's ears are raped by the music B-Rad sent him
<B-Rad> nice |
#302107* (?/54) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Suite307> I don't know if it's the pants or the new boxers, but i think my balls are getting cut in half by sitting infront of the computer, my legs are going numb.
<2tone> If you weren't such a fag, maybe it wouldn't happen to you.
<Suite307> Tight pants are awesome... standing up, but it's hell when you sit down. I'm just about to cut-off my ballsack and paint smileys in my appartment with it.
<2tone> that's just fucking sick. |
#302117* (?/28) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[various people being douches]
[ZorbaTHut tells them to knock of off]
<ZorbaTHut> though in fairness I'm kind of a douche too sometimes
<ttvd> sometimes?
<ZorbaTHut> ttvd, sometimes I'm AFK |
#302155* (?/58) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lion42> Anon690, I kindly request that you PLEASE STOP BUTCHERING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. |
#302162* (?/62) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
cathode: syosoft, .NET is a framework, but its more like the solid friend that you can depend on to drive you home when you party so much that you can't stand up straight anymore.
cathode: not the mother-holding-hand kind of framework
cathode: .NET gets down and parties too, sometimes. |
#302211* (?/36) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> I hate when people send me emails inviting me to get an account on a site
<B-Rad> that I already have an account on
<yoshi|Fo3> xD
<yoshi|Fo3> you dont have an account with my site
* B-Rad will mark your invite as spam |
#302237* (?/30) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rocker2344> woot sh script worked
<Patchy> damn it rocker
<Patchy> when its engrish i can't comprehend
<Patchy> you use leetcodespeak
<Patchy> rawr
<rocker2344> who rocker2354 how?
<Patchy> RAWR |
#302264* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&Infobot> Cheater’s Brain Stabbed in Wallhack Brawl
< starve> Headshot!
<&AnounymOS> It's not a headshot if a knife is used
< starve> I bet his assailant was able to run faster though |
#302267* (?/74) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> my thumbs are each missing a chunk
<B-Rad> this worries me |
#302292* (?/46) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Bunsen> Later in the evening, with your laptop in your bed
< Bunsen> And the echoes of the arguments ringing in your head
< Bunsen> You send the day's last email, thinking what you should have said.
< Bunsen> And here I am, on the road again.
< Bunsen> There I am, viewgraphs displayed.
< Bunsen> Here I go, giving a talk again.
< Bunsen> There I go, turn the page. |
#302350* (?/8) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@CorgiDude> okay I think I am retarded
<@CorgiDude> I can't leave the house
<@CorgiDude> I walked up to just about every item
<&init> CorgiDude, ... those stairs
<@CorgiDude> mum said it was time to go
<&init> CorgiDude, that mat
<&init> CorgiDude, see that mat on the bottom of the screen?
<@CorgiDude> the blue mat?
<&init> yeah
<&init> walk towards it
<@CorgiDude> nothing happened when I walked on it and pressed A
<&init> keep waking forward
<&init> *walking
<@CorgiDude> ohh.Comment: CorgiDude plays pokemon blue for the first time
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#302355* (?/8) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* nuintari facepalms
<nuintari> user called me on a vonage phone to report their internet was down |
#302369* (?/10) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MilitantlyUnhelpful> and i'd really like to avoid going fully double-entry
<McShaggy> thats what she said |
#302380* (?/18) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@dib> -i
<@dib> i have to pee
<TestDummy> :(
<@monky> :3
<well> dib
<well> hey why don't you take a piss in my ass
<@monky> :( |
#302385* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cold0ne> \b\b\b_ we need a movie with a cool female character like Jay & Silent Bob were cool male characters.....
<Cold0ne> she needs to be a badass girl and she would say a quote like "yo, suck my slant-eye, bitch!"
<Cold0ne> aka suck her pussy
<Cold0ne> just an idea ;[
<Cold0ne> k night!
<\b\b\b_> ?
<\b\b\b_> take pix of ur bedroom
<\b\b\b_> So I know where you sleep |
#302394* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<davidd_> you know why israel does not want to become the 51st state of the USA ?
<davidd_> because then they would only get 2 senators |
#302422* (?/16) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Wuffie says:
oh yum!
Everybody knows maggots are incapable of giving head
SynteniC says:
yes
Wuffie says:
lol, fail paste |
#302474* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Hater says:
next year you're getting a tattoo
Hater says:
i wouldnt know what of
Hater says:
fairy boy
Fairy Girl says:
no
Hater says:
fairy girl
Fairy Girl says:
no
Fairy Girl says:
my name and birthdate so I wont forget?
Hater says:
lol
i know
a tatto of my face
on your forhead
Fairy Girl says:
DARNIT
wtfffffff
WTFFF
Laura*Lauri*Lau says:
LOLOLOLOLLOLOL |
#302488* (?/24) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: het
Stranger: hey
You: ( 　・ω・）IM TRIPPITN ON ACIDD
Stranger: asl?
You: ( 　・ω・）14/F/CA
Stranger: kewl
You: ( 　・ω・）WANT TO CYBER
You: ( 　・ω・）WELL YOU CYBER
Stranger: yea
You: ( 　・ω・）I TAKE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO SUCK YOUR HORNY COCK IT IS HARD BEFORE ME
You: ( 　・ω・）I PUT MY HANDS IN YOUR COCK AND PULL WITH IRREGULAR PRESSURE IN PERIODIC VERTICAL MOTION
You: ( 　・ω・) YOU ARE ALMOST TO SPERMULATING
You: ( 　・ω・）HOWEVER I STOP SUDDENLY AND LOOK AT YOU WITH MY FIERCE GLOWING EYES
You: ( 　・ω・）THE OVAL ORBS YOU SEE ARE ALIGHT WITH FERVENT SEXUAL PROWESS
You: ( 　・ω・）I PLUNGE MY HEAD ONTO YOUR COCK AND JACK YOU OFF WILDLY, ALMOST WITH ABANDON
You: ( 　・ω・）A POOL OF RED BEINGS FORMING ON THE GROUND BELOW US AND YOU ACCIDENTALLY STICK A FOOT IN IT
You: ( 　・ω・）WHAT IS THIS? YOU WONDER, BUT THEN THE ABNORMALLY INTENSE PAIN BEGINS TO OVERWHELM THE PLEASURE I AM GIVING YOUR COCK
You: ( 　・ω・）YOU REALISE THAT YOUR SHAFT HAS BEEN LACERATED BY MY SHARP WOLF'S TEETH
You: ( 　・ω・）I SMILE AS I CONTINUE SUCKING YOU, FLASHING MY BEAUTIFUL BUT DEADLY MAW
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
#302493* (?/22) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<B-Rad> you might ask me how
<B-Rad> my reply would be
<B-Rad> <.<
<B-Rad> >.>
<B-Rad> /partComment: #BoredClub on Gekinzuku
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#302524* (?/8) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< clorox> got some new hot shit in the works
< clorox> just you wait
<@c0de> o ya?
< clorox> YAH
<@c0de> are you going to backdoor a pdf of the latest issue of playboy
<@c0de> and email it to everyone on earth
<@c0de> and have an all-male botnet?
< clorox> lol
< clorox> legit
<@c0de> that would be elite
<@c0de> "no bitches allowed"
< clorox> what would they even name that?
< clorox> "bonerstorm" ? |
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