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#301465* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[sismeiro]: multitrashing - o conceito de fazer muita merda ao mesmo tempo. |
#301466* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* shortcircuit wakes up to dance music pumping through the stereo, and a subwoofer under his bed.
<+holyduck> BOOOM BOOM BOOOM?
<@shortcircuit> Rhythm is a dancer
<@shortcircuit> It's a sure comapnion
<@shortcircuit> You can feel it everywhere...
<@ENKI-][> i can't
<@shortcircuit> ENKI-][ apparently hasn't been with rhythm. I suppose he won't attract the worm. :) |
#301558* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
.:00:04:07:. <+segin> FxChiP: and the fact that you have those weird 'roles'
.:00:04:19:. <+segin> FxChiP: it's legacy crap no modern arch has
.:00:04:23:. <+segin> FxChiP: x86 is crap
.:00:04:33:. <+segin> give me PowerPC or ARM or something
.:00:04:40:. <~FxChiP> then use PowerPC or ARM or something
.:00:04:47:. <~FxChiP> Seriously, Pegasus makes desktop PPC
.:00:04:48:. <+segin> FxChiP: I have only one PowerPC machine
.:00:04:52:. <~FxChiP> So did Apple
.:00:04:58:. <+segin> ...
.:00:05:03:. <+th33unkn0wn> >.<
.:00:05:06:. >>> segin kicks FxChiP in da nutz |
#301576* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@segin> what to do today
<@segin> hmm
<@linux_probe> hello =p
<@segin> I KNOW
<@segin> KICKBAN LINSUX_ASSPROBE!
segin [~segin@2001:0:4137:9e74:8000:128a:b981:52d7] has set mode -o+b linux_probe *!~chris@*.neo.res.rr.com
linux_probe [~chris@cpe-75-187-154-247.neo.res.rr.com] has been kicked from #cuntscorner by segin [~segin@2001:0:4137:9e74:8000:128a:b981:52d7]: linux_probeComment: #cuntscorner @ oftc
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#301585* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Orochi> You know it dawns on me that getting a foot-job from a Basitin has got to be just about the most taboo banned porn you could find in the Twokinds universe.
<kaiser> that clever finding deserves a quote
<kaiser> though there's no chance of success at QDB or bash
<Orochi> Of course not, nothing gets on Bash unless its about sucking bash's cock
<kaiser> hm, now it has a chance of being approvedComment: #twokinds@irc.nightstar.net
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#301625* (?/49) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
08:49 < cycrosism> didnt say i dont give a fuck i said i dont rlly care |
#301626* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< cycrosism> didnt say i dont give a fuck i said i dont rlly care |
#301747* (?/51) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
chris: What if...
A game that became self-aware and started perfecting itself
masses of code we cannot even imagine as sentient being
Blake: how would it start becoming self-aware?
chris: Someone forgot the //do_not_become_self_aware(); line at the end, clearly
Blake: I thought it was //do_not_become_self_aware();
Or //do_not_become_skynet();
it can be one or the other, just not both
chris: Skynet is for our Earthly programs
Blake: how do you know?
how do you know that skynet is not just our meta electrons connecting with the true simulation?
chris: Now you're getting into a Matrix-style existentialism mindset and I don't know how much further I feel like going
Blake: Red pill, or the blue pill?
chris: Crush 'em both and snort.
xkcd style.
Blake:haha
chris: I'm going to break out the old "I think, therefore I am", and leave it at that.
Blake: "I think, therefore I am– a simulation"
chris: A strange simulation
the only winning move is to not play
Blake: but not playing means that you lose
THE GAME
chris: the ga---FUUUUUUUUComment: Me and my friend get quite strange late at night.
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#301813* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> hey dr7...maybe you have Epstein-Barr virus
<dr7> nah, just migranes
<lazyalt> is that when Epstein sits Rosanne Barr on y our head?
<dr7> I do have the Rosanne-Barr virus, I'm fat and annoying :)
<`WarpKat> or a midget growing in your head
<`WarpKat> or in your body contributing to the perception that you're fat and annoying
<dr7> Quite possible.
<`WarpKat> i say you should take a knife to yourself and dig the little sucker out
<`WarpKat> we'll watch from afar
<dr7> I'll pass.
<`WarpKat> no...no...that's ok - we don't mind =:D |
#301815* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
This is the time
This is the place
I'm gonna unzip and just
Fap on your face |
#301834* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> generic, contest?
<generic> contest?
<Moon_Doggy> give up fapping for lint
<Moon_Doggy> 40 days
<generic> fapping for lint?
<toobparts> me and Hank_el-Bashir only come in two ratings: "Weakling/Pussy" and "Competition"..
<Hank_el-Bashir> lolwut
<generic> hahhahaha
<Moon_Doggy> lmao |
#301858* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<x90> when mplayer dont play the file, i just do "cat pr0nz.rmvb" and i could watch it.
<td123> x90: real programmers only watch pr0n with cat, duhComment: #archlinux @ freenode
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#301876* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[03:10] *** RaggedDruid has joined #7chan
[03:11] <@Super_Buick> RaggedDruid: Give away any Rapidshare info lately?
[03:11] <RaggedDruid> Super_Buick: be a gigantic faggot lately?
[03:11] *** RaggedDruid has left #7chan |
#301878* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Angela sasquatches live in the woods
marsbar007 the ydo
Angela do they have those where you live?
marsbar007 ask some of my neibours out in the woods out of town here
marsbar007 the yhave a miles range hearing
marsbar007 and can talk
Angela do they speak english?
marsbar007 and grow extra ordinarily fast
marsbar007 the speak what ever they hear from the fmaily they r listening to
marsbar007 ricky listened to my family so he was English
Angela have you seen one yet?
marsbar007 i must of seen one i am telling u what he told me
Angela what did he say
marsbar007 quit a lot
marsbar007 we were friends for a while, until he told me he was getting to huge, and would um rape me so he had to leave. Guess they r rather sexual
Angela wow
marsbar007 that is the only time he let me see the whole him from behind the bush when he walked away up the horse stable
marsbar007 he needed a friend as bad as i did, i just had to move 1000 miles away into the woods
marsbar007 i really don't care what anyone thinks, i am quit sane
marsbar007 Jesus has a way with me making me look mental or something, great, and i find a haggis, and everyone calls it somethingComment: a lively discussion with a Korsakoff's syndrome sufferer
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#301894* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dirk103> Kniht: i don't get this void append_child(const node% child)
<dirk103> what's the % all about? i've never seen that before?
<Kniht> dirk103: void append_child(const node& child)
<Artifice> It's not C++
<Kniht> I just copied the typo
<dirk103> ohhh
<dirk103> okay good the earth was shaking there
<FOXX> Haiti? |
#301927* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* DasEi rembers laughter, chumbawumba
<ompaul> DasEi, that chumbawumba is good
* ompaul goes to get knocked down
<Seveas> but you'll get up again
<Seveas> thery're never gonna keep you down
<ompaul> Seveas, that is the whole idea
<Seveas> btw, you suck. and DasEi too.
<Seveas> I now have that song stuck in my head
<Seveas> GET IT OUT! |
#301947* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<an0n> Comic Con is like the IMF of wank banks. |
#301978* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
I'm Slim Anus
Yes, I'm the real Anus
All you other non-Anus
Are just imitAnus |
#301985* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pitz> I like Johnny Gill. My favorite song is "Rub Poo The Right Way" |
#302009* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Ella: gaysexftw
ღþ¡þerღ: ummmm <_< you need help
Ella: why do i need help?
*STAYING UP ALL NIGHT TO WATCH HEATH LEDGER HAVE GAY SEX IS NOT DISTURBED IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL
ღþ¡þerღ: <_< right.
Ella: OH MY GOD HIS ACCENT
*Ella purrs
*Ella purrsComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302015* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Homework> heh heh, if people vote these up you're gonna get a ton of weirdos on here :)
<Jinx> yayyy we love weirdosComment: #Random_Room on irc.random-irc.net
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#302025* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Simon|lab> heh Joz did ashen tell u what happened in amsterdam?
<Joz> no, i asked him but he never replied
<Joz> so what happened, you went to a show right?
<Simon|lab> heh yea
<Simon|lab> i feel like
<Simon|lab> i was the only non dutch guy there
<Joz> lol
<Joz> so spill all the details
<Simon|lab> well
<Simon|lab> live sex show was one of the things i wanted to do in amsterdam
<Simon|lab> and we spent like at least a good hour
<Simon|lab> walking around trying to find one that wasn't closed down
<Simon|lab> then this old man offers us one for like
<Simon|lab> 25 euros
<Simon|lab> or something
<Simon|lab> he's like yea 25 euros live sex show if u want
<Joz> haha
<Simon|lab> anyway we went with him
<Simon|lab> and so it was 25 euros for 2 strip teases and live sex
<Simon|lab> and like 30 minutes of porno
<Simon|lab> so we kinda went in the middle so we missed the 30 mins of porn
<Simon|lab> and it was just us 2 and this dutch guy and girl couple
<Simon|lab> or maybe not dutch but european
<Simon|lab> so the prostitute comes out to strip
<Joz> yah
<Simon|lab> and she's like 35-40ish or so
<Simon|lab> and like kinda fat
<Simon|lab> and not really attractive and not arrousing
<Simon|lab> she finishes and she's like ok for the next part we need a volunteer
<Simon|lab> nobody volunteers
<Simon|lab> so obviously she picks the asian guy to go up
<Simon|lab> instead of the 3 europeans who are in the audience
<Simon|lab> and she's like yea don't worry, yuo don't hafta do anything
<Simon|lab> just stand there
<Simon|lab> anyway i have no idea how long she goes for
<Simon|lab> and she's like rubbing up against me and stuff
<Simon|lab> and then she grabs me and i'm not hard and she's like aww why aren't u hard
<Simon|lab> and i just kinda shrug and say i'm sorry
<Simon|lab> then she has me like lie down on the stage
<Joz> rofl
<Joz> im sorry buddy
<Joz> thats too funny
<Cartis^> XD
<Simon|lab> and like starts smothering me with her breasts
<Simon|lab> :(
<Simon|lab> ashen is like gonna crack up
<Simon|lab> in the audience
<Simon|lab> and i'm just lying there going when the hell is this gonna end
<Simon|lab> so she does that and some other stuff
<Simon|lab> and then checks me again
<Simon|lab> and i'm still not hard
<Simon|lab> and i'm like yea i'm really sorry
<Simon|lab> then she gives me this dildo
<Simon|lab> and has me hold it on my crotch
<Simon|lab> and she does stuff on it
<Simon|lab> and then she has me do hip thrusts
<Simon|lab> into her
<Simon|lab> and each time i do one she stands up a abit
<Simon|lab> so like at one point
<Simon|lab> she's like almost standing up over me
<Simon|lab> and i'm trying to thurst
<Simon|lab> like 2 feet in the air
<Simon|lab> or something
<Simon|lab> and i'm like yea i can't it's too high
<Simon|lab> and then the show ends
<Simon|lab> and ashen is like cracking up
<Simon|lab> :(
<Simon|lab> it woulda been better if she was hot
<Joz> lol, i would of been cracking up too
<Simon|lab> and not like
<Simon|lab> 40
<Joz> thats an awesome storyComment: Oh Amsterdam, how I love thee.
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#302040* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
OniiChan: and
OniiChan: the
OniiChan: gore mod
OniiChan: We need the gore mod.
Baka Yuki: thats client side
OniiChan: fail.
OniiChan: Whatabout the puppy mod?
Baka Yuki: client side
OniiChan: Please tell me we canm have puppy nades
OniiChan: FFFFFFFFFFFff
Baka Yuki: i already have the gore mod
Baka Yuki: just go and skin your nades dude
OniiChan: dude
OniiChan: Read what you just said D: |
#302049* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
A.Y.B.A.B.T.U: ... Oh god.
A.Y.B.A.B.T.U: There are Drag Queens
A.Y.B.A.B.T.U: what of Drag Kings
A.Y.B.A.B.T.U: or Drag Emperors.
L. Spandex: Tom boys
L. Spandex: Holy Fuck
L. Spandex: I AM THE DRAG EMPEROR
L. Spandex: FEAR MY TUCKED GENITALSComment: This was just a snippet of the full convo
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#302120* (?/47) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PhantmShado> I don't believe him
<PhantmShado> does anyone else believe him?
<Apocrypha> nope
<Revan343> I do!
<PhantmShado> I thought we were on the same side Revan
<PhantmShado> but now I'm not so sure
<PhantmShado> I say we settle this the only way I know how
<PhantmShado> !start
<ImpostorTrilby> A new game has been started! |
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