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<+D|ST> then im going to go to ITT technical institute of technology and im gonna do computer ferensics lol so i can do reverse engineering on IRC and make money reversing my engineering for work |
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<Dannysaysnoo> Yes. |
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sally says: What's a dickfore?
tom says: What do you think? |
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<sergio> fag
<Katie> ?
<sergio> ur a fucking faggot
<sergio> ur fucking bisexual
<sergio> and u tried to rape me
<Katie> hmm first 2 lines r correct last one is not correct
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> u said u were a girl
<sergio> :-O
<Katie> hmmm
<Katie> lol i told you several times a time ago the truth
<sergio> fuck
<Katie> then you got messed up :| and then you came up with this
<sergio> u
<sergio> sl is for fags
<Katie> p.s you tried to rape me not the other way
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> !
<sergio> sergio wants your attention!
<Katie> lol
<Katie> you really did not know i was male until now or just came up with it again? lol out of no-where you come up with 'fag' then you say stupid stuff then you say false things then you claim that i'm altering the truth
<sergio> fag
<Katie> lol
<sergio> u said u were a girl :/
<Katie> 1 year ago
<Katie> in start 2009 i said that i was a male
<Katie> everyone knew
<sergio> why are u gay anyway
<sergio> ?
<Katie> i told you several times
<Katie> but you never listen
<Katie> lol
<Katie> now you noticed
<Katie> after
<Katie> 9-10 months
<sergio> why ?!!
<Katie> why what
<sergio> y are u gay
<Katie> that is just a question not all people can answer, like people ask other people why there insane or a rapper or rape people etc. its just something people cant answer directly
<sergio> no reason
<sergio> then answer it indirectly
<Katie> how i am going to say that to you without speaking allot of long words that you don't understand
<sergio> lol
<sergio> lmao
<sergio> hahah
<Katie> :/
<sergio> ill google them
<sergio> lol
<Katie> LOL
<sergio> rasist
<sergio> :(
<Katie> LOL WTF
<Katie> I RASIST?
<Katie> LOL
<sergio> yea
<Katie> YOU GOTTA LEARN MORE ABOUT ME KID
<Katie> LOOOOOOL
<sergio> or u just hate me cause im not gay
<sergio> :/
<Katie> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<sergio> dont call me kid
<Katie> I DONT HATE YOU
<Katie> <sergio> fag
<Katie> ?
<sergio> ur a fucking faggot
<sergio> ur fucking bisexual
<sergio> u said u did
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> lol
<Katie> i actually read the stuff people write
<Katie> and yes i am racist on idiotic street rappers
<sergio> y is ur email katie
<Katie> an alt email
<Katie> :|
<sergio> gay email
<Katie> haha
<sergio> katie is a girl name
<Katie> :|
<Katie> my main email is for family and real friends
<sergio> u had to make a gay email to keep ur self sane
<Katie> i have 5 e-mail addresses after this
<Katie> lol seriously you think that
<Katie> i have autism ever noticed?
<sergio> wtf
<sergio> sl fag
<sergio> sergio wants your attention!
<Katie> LOL
<Katie> dude
<sergio> ({)({)
<Katie> get a life
<sergio> i have 5
<Katie> no one really cares if someone is gay or not these days
<sergio> i do
<Katie> and if someone does its some idiotic person with a bible on there chest
<sergio> im satanic
<Katie> that actually means that you like metal, and breaks everything in the bible
<Katie> including
<sergio> i do
<Katie> gay
<sergio> wait wtf
<Katie> I read the bible
<Katie> lol
<sergio> >:-O
<Katie> Laying with a other man in bed is a abomination, satanic is to break everything in the bible
<sergio> im partially satanic
<sergio> LOL
<sergio> fag
<sergio> sergio wants your attention!
<Katie> yap yap yap yap don't have anything better to do in one of your 5 lives
<sergio> one just died
<sergio> :/
<Katie> good for you
<sergio> yea
<Katie> dude wake up no one cares about you or me
<sergio> do u still play sl
<Katie> if someone cares its case they hate you for some reason
<Katie> and no i dont
<sergio> lol
<Katie> i got bored of it
<sergio> k
<sergio> noone cares
<sergio> :/
<sergio> noob
<sergio> ur sad
<Katie> says the person what does not know what a minge is, btw your going to look that up on google
<Katie> +
<Katie> i am not sad
<Katie> no sir i am everything but sad
<Katie> ever since i left sl my life got better
<sergio> ur a fucking nerd
<sergio> u probably got into other gay game
<Katie> yes sir i am a nerd
<Katie> no sir i got not in a other gay game
<sergio> i knoe
<sergio> what do u do host a gay porn webpage ?
<Katie> wtf
<Katie> why the fuck do you ask ME
<sergio> i dont know
<Katie> i'm not a perverted type of guy that watches porn every single day
<sergio> dou ?
<sergio> no ?
<sergio> hentai ?
<Katie> hentai is anime PORN i don't watch PORN. i am trying to read here..
<sergio> u draw it tough
<sergio> that means u still watvh it
<sergio> watch*
<Katie> yes i draw stuff but not porn
<sergio> its not porn its art
<Katie> still art pornography
<sergio> ur a gay nerd
<Katie> lol no
<sergio> what could be worst
<Katie> i am a ner
<Katie> d
<sergio> bi ?
<Katie> im not a gay or bi
<sergio> eww
<Katie> lol :
<sergio> lol?
<sergio> no
<sergio> not funny
<sergio> :/
<sergio> sad
<Katie> i am attracted to noone
<sergio> to ur self
<sergio> ?
<sergio> :-O
<Katie> dude i cant fuck my self... and no i am not attracted to my self
<sergio> u can!!!!!!!!
<sergio>
<Katie> uh..
<Katie> im getting tired of this
<sergio>
<sergio> lol
<sergio> of fucking ur self ?
<Katie> please just go away im trying to read
<sergio> :/
<Katie> no fucking shit fucking poop licking minge
<sergio> i gope u kill ur self soon
<sergio> hope*
<Katie> im trying to read something here
<Katie> and i hope you will get shot in the head
<sergio> lol
<Katie> now goodday sirComment: i am katie (i use many different alt accounts for spam and things like this)
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<Bonesy> if i was an animal I would be mostly equine in build :P
<Oddlot> "If you give a mouse a cookie, *flips page* He's going to ask for a glass of milk."
<Oddlot> "When you give him the milk, *flips page*, he'll probably ask for a straw"
<Oddlot> "When he's finished, he'll ask for a napkin. *flips page* Then he'll want to look in a mirror to make sure he doesn't have a milk mustache."
<Oddlot> "When he looks into the mirror, he might notice his hair needs a trim. So he'll probably aask for a pair of nail scissors."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "When he''s finished giving himself a trim, he'll want a broom to sweep up. He'll start sweeping"
<Oddlot> "He might get carried away and sweep every room in the house"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He may even end up washing the floors as well!"
<Oddlot> "When he's done, he'll probably want to take a nap."
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "You'll have to fix up a little boox for him with a blanket and a pillow."
<Oddlot> "He'll crawl in, make himself comfortable, and fluff the pillow a few times. He'll probably ask you to read him a story"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "So you'll read to him from one of your books, and he'll ask to see the pictures"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He might ask you to find some tweezers and give him a handjob, too."
<Oddlot> "When he looks at the pictures, he'll get so excited he'll want to draw one of his own. He'll ask for paper and crayons"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "He'll draw a picture"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu sighs
<Oddlot> "When the picture is finished, he'll want to sign his name"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "With a pen"
<Oddlot> +is
<FuzzyPlushroom> "He'll ask you to mop up his jizz with a Q-tip."
<Oddlot> "Then he'll want to hang his picture on your refrigerator, which means he'll need"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
<Oddlot> "Scotch tape"
<khonsu> fuck, I need scotch to put up with this story
<FuzzyPlushroom> khonsu: I was thinking the same
<Oddlot> "He'll hang up his draweing and stand back to look at it. Looking at the refrigerator will remind him that"
<Oddlot> "He's thirsty"
<Oddlot> "So...."
<Oddlot> *flips page"
<FuzzyPlushroom> "You need to stick it in his mouth."
<Oddlot> "he'll ask for a glass of milk"
<Oddlot> "And chances are if he asks for a glass of milk,"
<Oddlot> *flips page*
* khonsu has kicked Oddlot from #thezeppelin (Spam warning. Line limit exceeded.)
<Bonesy> dude, the mouse doesn't want for much, does he..?
<FuzzyPlushroom> "...you'll feed him to your cat." |
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<Catalyst> Imagine a Chinese version of MythBusters. MifBusters wif Adam Savage and James Rynemann "this reek we test mif fat communism not best" "mif busted!"Comment: #demonoid
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<Isamu> why des my snot smell like garlic ?
<Isamu> *does
<Fax> ...
<Fax> WHAT THE SHIT
<Fax> is today just Surreality Day and no one told me?
<AneiDoru> i haven't been told about it either fax
<Fafnir> I can taste key lime pie.
<AneiDoru> you guys
<AneiDoru> stop being silly
<AneiDoru> or i'll start kicking
<AneiDoru> >_>
* Fafnir nibbles on Anei
<Fafnir> tastes like blackberries.
<Crusader> I think it's more like fish
<Crusader> but w/e
<AneiDoru> fish is what sex smells like
<AneiDoru> i don't taste like fish
<AneiDoru> nor do i taste like blackberries
<AneiDoru> >_>
<Fafnir> but you must
<Fafnir> you see, I like you AND I like blackberries
<Fafnir> QED
<Fafnir> my Proof is absolute.Comment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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<Veovis> Hey, you wanna kill all humans?
<Veovis> ~Bender
<mpi_> upload the maps you bender
<Veovis> I am
<Veovis> my server is actually, but still
<Veovis> let me open PuTTY again to check on it
<mpi_> ok
<Veovis> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Veovis> must remember that ^C is bad to use in bash
<Veovis> bad
<Veovis> badbadbad
<mpi_> ?
<Veovis> restarting lol, ETA: 199:46Comment: #kilo-tango @ efnet
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< Standards> brb yall
(*) Standards [~Standards@c-98-222-168-4.hsd1.in.comcast.net] has quit [~ Trillian Astra ~]
<+phlux> has he even said anything in the past two hours
<+phlux> we're not gonna notice you're not here
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<+phr0z3n> thank god you are back
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Nathan: shooooot me in the heaaad
Nathan: i'm talking to people while writing my paper
Nathan: and i went to tell someone dell would support the transition while typing a comment about basaltic andersite
Nathan: and i said basaltic andersite would do the transition and typed that the volcano was made of dell. |
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<another2>i hate these functional programming people
<another2>i'll give them a "state" of a black eye |
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< init> final public static class viagra extends penis |
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Wex: WOW, No trolls tonight
solidboss: haiku LOL
ANDREAS: ANDREAS 2
Wex: Oh, my badComment: #beginner
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njoxXQ Cool Adult Site for U,Comment: njoxXQ Cool Adult Site for U,
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<Andy> MIKE WHAT UP
<Mike> HEY
<Mike> Doin homework
<Mike> Well, helping somehow now.
<Mike> WANT TO BE DONE AND GO FUCKIN SLEEP.
<Mike> OHMYGOD SHES DONE FINALLY HOLYSHIT.
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<Yehoodi> who knew that amelia aerhart was so filthy?
<darkwise> How so?
<darkwise> Wtf are you talking bout?
<darkwise> did she do porn movies or something?
<Yehoodi> yeah dude
<darkwise> out of the blue you say some outlandish shit.
<darkwise> excuse me for questioning you.
<Yehoodi> im serious
<darkwise> what?
<darkwise> c'mon
<Yehoodi> im fuckin serious
<darkwise> she did porn flicks?
<darkwise> they had porno flicks back then?
<Yehoodi> underground shit man
<darkwise> rough
<darkwise> she is ugly
<venusNmars> of a sort
<darkwise> well she was ugly
<Yehoodi> like burlesque
<Yehoodi> you never knew?
<odawg> amy adams played her in the night at the museum 2.. and she (well amy adams) was sexy as hell in that
<Yehoodi> linkage *link to rickroll song*
<darkwise> fuck you asshole
<Yehoodi> rickrolled XDComment: URL removed as asked on submission page
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<jar> CAN'T READ MY
<jar> CAN'T READ MY
<Little_Death> CAN'T READ what it is?
<jar> NO YOU CAN'T READ MY...
<jar> POKER FACE
<tumik> POKERFACE
<jar> :D
<jar> MA AMAAA MAA MA POKER FACE
<jar> PA PO PO PA POKER FACE
* Moon_Doggy has kicked jar from #anime (STFU) |
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<&nettocash> alright, time to go emo and kill myself
<&nettocash> be back laterComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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<Ilya-mechanic> artymen: ebta
<artymen> Ilya-mechanic: :)
<Ilya-mechanic> from russia wits love ))) and balalaykas
<artymen> Ilya-mechani: don't bully or we'll be kicked =)
<Ilya-mechanic> artymen: ÷óäî èíæøåíåðíîé ìûñëè
<artymen> sorry for my crazy friend. he is drunken and danced with bears
<Ilya-mechanic> artymen: werry funny
<haploid> russia has the highest per capita rate of alcoholics in the world, and yeah it's mostly from vodka
<artymen> yeah :( |
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<nuhiNlow> meep
<RaeMack> peem
<nuhiNlow> :>
<RaeMack> <:
<nuhiNlow> heh
<RaeMack> heh
<RaeMack> damn it |
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Hi, guys
I want to create my own site.
It should has online database of companies.
One page for adding companies, another for sharing the list of companies with users.
Any suggestions how to do it?Comment: Hi there
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<spacejunk> Interesting response.
~ spacejunk is now Diablo-D3
<Diablo-D3> I hate women. They're all teasers and manipulators. The world would be better off if we just tied all the women to posts and raped them silly.
<chi> !grab Diablo-D3
<Kylin> It has been done.
~ Diablo-D3 is now spacejunk
<spacejunk> !quote Diablo-D3
<Kylin> <Diablo-D3> I hate women. They're all teasers and manipulators. The world would be better off if we just tied all the women to posts and raped them silly.
<chi> teehee
<chi> !lq diablo-d3
< spacejunk> It's like framing someone in real life, with 1/10000 the effort.
<Kylin> #353: <Diablo-D3> I hate women. They're all..., #323: * Diablo-D3 tries to mix nix's and..., #320: <Diablo-D3> Yes, even awesome people like..., #319: <Diablo-D3> I feel sorry for that kid,..., #315: <Diablo-D3> Foreskin: no one wants to..., #313: <Diablo-D3> nix_chix0r: does your husband..., #312: <Diablo-D3> ..!, #311: <Diablo-D3> ...?, #310: <Diablo-D3> formode fails, as usual, #309: <Diablo-D3> (2 more messages)
<chi> !gq 353
<Kylin> <Diablo-D3> I hate women. They're all teasers and manipulators. The world would be better off if we just tied all the women to posts and raped them silly. (Said by: Diablo-D3!n=spacejun@ool-43515265.dyn.optonline.net; grabbed by chi!n=chi@unaffiliated/chi at Tue 2009-11-10 14:26:43+0000 (02:26 PM PST))
<chi> fail
<spacejunk> Slightly.
<chi> hrm who is spacejun ?
<chi> >.>
~ spacejunk is now not_spacejun
<chi> hehe
<shardz> haha |
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270_118.txt;8;12Comment: 270_118.txt;8;12
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ÐB says:
i have invented a new game
u know the count the jelly beans in the jar game
?
Nick says:
yeah
ÐB says:
well we should play count the dead muslims at mecca in the stampedes!!!
now its bed time
Nick says:
lol
thanks for leaving me with that one |
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