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#303372* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <monkey> we are only 1 step away from 4chan
<SuxXarD> FIRST
<GunRaptor> no, it really was a cool story, bro
<thisissparta> well, /b/
<monkey> no, it's 2 steps away durring thhe day
<GunRaptor> I mean
<thisissparta> tits or gtfo
<GunRaptor> really
<GunRaptor> cool
<GunRaptor> story
<SuxXarD> bro
<GunRaptor>
<thisissparta> bro
<thisissparta> damn it
<SuxXarD> CCCCCCOMBO BREAKER
<GunRaptor> bro
<thisissparta> haha.
<GunRaptor> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Comment: #MCB irc.mcarterbrown.com
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#303378* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <~Ves> where's my game
<~Luke> up ur butt
<~Ves> it arrived
<~Ves> delivery man frisbied it throught the letter boxComment: #dirt
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#303414* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag afsdfadsfadsfasd |
#303423* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <sunabozu> HOTEL CALIFORNIA!
<Sir_Leto> California is a horrible place. |
#303594* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <brian> JANUARY JONES WHY ARE YOU NOT NAKED AND TIED TO MY BED RIGHT NOW?
<jason> me: look at your bed
<jason> now look at me
<jason> now look back at your bed
<jason> january jones is still not there
<jason> swan dive! |
#303614* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Macrohard> btw do you know the significance of my name?
* SkynetTx pulls up google.com in a hurry
<SkynetTx> you don't like microsoft?
<Macrohard> I do hahaha
<SkynetTx> "opposite to microsoft"
<Macrohard> I just would rather be described as large and hard instead of small and soft HAHAHA
<SkynetTx> wow lol, I can't think of a comeback to that |
#303628* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag Eveie: I'm an E. Its like...ugh. My back hurts, but they get me free stuff. |
#303629* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <luke-jr> Moon_Doggy: retard
<Moon_Doggy> ]a
<ljrbot> Moon_Doggy has voted to abstain. Abstains: 4, Undecided: 0
<ljrbot> You abstain from lynching anyone.
<ljrbot> There is 1 yandere still at large.
<ljrbot> Night time falls. If you have a night role, type "/msg ljrbot yandere <command>" or "/msg ljrbot yandere abstain".
<ljrbot> Current players: luke-jr, admiralzex, otako, and moon_doggy.
<Moon_Doggy> <.< doing....things
<luke-jr> Moon_Doggy: we don't care about how you're having sex while you play
<luke-jr> just play
<otako> lol
<syllabear> this is boring
<syllabear> I have a jar of mayonaise
<syllabear> so i dont need this
* syllabear (5364b6c8@gateway/web/freenode/ip.83.100.182.200) has left #Yandere
<otako> wtf
<otako> omg |
#303653* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag You: o hai
You: kthxbye
You: shit, i fail.Comment: Omegle
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#303671* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <an0n> I worry constantly abort my barn tremor. |
#303702* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <robin-gvx> i used “Hilarity does not ensue.” in a forum post
<robin-gvx> i wint
<robin-gvx> *win
<robin-gvx> dammit
<robin-gvx> even if i win i lose :( |
#303721* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Kyoukipichi> and I was looking at his ass |
#303782* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <@suravad> Spelling is irrelevent... Communication is the important part.Comment: Spot the "typo"
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#303808* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag 23:06 Tekps Dude i wrecked that toilet.
3:06 Tekps Dude i wrecked that toilet.
23:06 halomonian its a sport
23:06 Tekps It got severely owned by my ass.
23:06 Tekps It is a sport.
23:06 Tekps It's going nationwide soon if i have anything to say about it.
23:06 halomonian i clog my toilet 8 out of 10 times i go to shit
23:06 Tekps I will be the michael phelps of shitting.Comment: ircnet #worldchat
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#303822* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <yoshi> Foxy, do I have you on FB?
|<-- Foxy has left irc.gekinzuku.com:6697 (Quit: )
<B-Rad> LAWL |
#303840* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <MasterKumoy> fini away shitting
<Fini> K'o Cloudy sir!
<B-Rad> MasterCloudy!
<Fini> Cloudy is away doing shitting |
#303843* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Lawwy> pic won't upload
<Lawwy> hold on
<B-Rad> phew
<B-Rad> close one |
#303846* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Grey_Loki> O_o
<Valtieri> Loki: This is me and khonsu, of COURSE we're discussing dick.
<khonsu> I don't talk about dick that often
<Valtieri> Just around me, then?
<Valtieri> Trying to tell me something?
<Valtieri> It's okay, 'snu. Let it out.
<khonsu> that you're a dick?
<Valtieri> Beyond that. Good attempt, though.
<khonsu> um, monkeys are attacking?
<Valtieri> Yes. Attacking your eager mouth.
<Valtieri> And by 'monkeys', I mean 'dick'.
<Valtieri> Which, not coincidentally, is one meaning of 'monkey'. |
#303862* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag * Now talking on #inportb-talkshow
<Moon_Doggy> lol
<iConfused> Wait
<iConfused> why did you enter this like a channel?
* Moon_Doggy has changed the topic to: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS |
#303871* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag slain do girls have asshair? |
#303882* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <@Knask> fffffff
<@Knask> piss
<@Knask> everywhere
* @Knask (Knask@ti0024a380-0631.bb.online.no) Quit (Quit: Client Exited)
<@g0m> What the fuck? |
#303892* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Cinefast_Mobile> I hath tricked thou!
<DigalySoftware> D:
<DigalySoftware> Then the wise man said to the little child, 'You shall not eat cookies, until your mom is no more pregnant', upon which the child said, 'Yes, I will, wise man.'. The child left the castle house and started eating vegetables like mommy did.
<DigalySoftware> I have writing talent, right? xD
* Cinefast_Mobile (cinefast@55.123-84-212.ippool.ndo.com) Quit (Remote host closed the connection)
<DigalySoftware> Is it that bad? :(
<DigalySoftware> I spent 30 seconds on writing that :(
<DigalySoftware> Nobody will like my storywriting :(Comment: Sigh :(
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#303937* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag When you’re doing well in life, you’re visible to everyone… When
you’re not doing well in life, you’re invisible to everyone... |
#303945* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: No clue.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Come again?
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: _I_ don't know.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Maybe...
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: _I_ don't know.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: You know the answer better than I.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Come again?
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: You know the answer better than I.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Come again?
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Maybe...
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: _I_ don't know.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing!
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Maybe...
CaptainKirk|Mac: /sigh
CaptainKirk|Mac: Your eightball is broken |
#303950* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Kostemetsia> <HT> I really loved Das Kapital.
<Kostemetsia> <HT> Her best work, I think.
<Kostemetsia> <Tiurabo> Ferretina the Weasel Queen is arguable Phil's sluttiest character ever.
<Kostemetsia> Ladies and gentlemen, #NSLegion.Comment: #NSLegion irc.esper.net
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