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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 29 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 43.9% chance of being approved.

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Angela          sasquatches live in the woods
marsbar007     the ydo
Angela         do they have those where you live?
marsbar007     ask some of my neibours out in the woods out of town here
marsbar007     the yhave a miles range hearing
marsbar007     and can talk
Angela         do they speak english?
marsbar007     and grow extra ordinarily fast
marsbar007     the speak what ever they hear from the fmaily they r listening to
marsbar007     ricky listened to my family so he was English
Angela         have you seen one yet?
marsbar007     i must of seen one i am telling u what he told me
Angela         what did he say
marsbar007     quit a lot
marsbar007     we were friends for a while, until he told me he was getting to huge, and would um rape me so he had to leave. Guess they r rather sexual
Angela         wow
marsbar007     that is the only time he let me see the whole him from behind the bush when he walked away up the horse stable
marsbar007     he needed a friend as bad as i did, i just had to move 1000 miles away into the woods
marsbar007     i really don't care what anyone thinks, i am quit sane
marsbar007     Jesus has a way with me making me look mental or something, great, and i find a haggis, and everyone calls it something
Comment: a lively discussion with a Korsakoff's syndrome sufferer
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