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#302692* (?/19) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nvader> Jordan: we were confused how one of the girls were able to bend that way
<gusto5> oh Nvader
<gusto5> remember to use a condom
<gusto5> No one wants you breeding until your genetic mutation is fixed
[cdarr has a bit of an anger problem...]
<|cdarr|> gusto5
<|cdarr|> you act as if he only has one genetic mutation
<Orange_Cat> cdarr is walking into this one...
<Orange_Cat> (As usual...)
<gusto5> well yeah
<gusto5> the rest is from being around you, |cdarr|
<|cdarr|> fucking ban me
<|cdarr|> fucking ban me
[spams that a few more times]
* gusto5 has kicked |cdarr| from #gonintendo (NO)
<mattmagician> Again? :|
<Orange_Cat> See?
<Jordan> *waits for pm*
* gusto5 waits for pm |
#302729* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Shadowwolf> O-o
< CoJaBo-Aztec> =0 |
#302737* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PovAddict> I found another unicode butterfly ʚϊɞ
<cmptrgeekken> i hope you just randomly came across that and weren't actively looking for oneComment: freenode#stackoverflow
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#302739* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ninjalulu> no fucking carrots.
<Lance> I never use veggies though, I hate them
<Efreak> why would you fuck a carrot anyhow?
<Efreak> that just sounds wrong
<Efreak> if you're not going to use a man, at least use a dildo
<NekoSniper> Nobody said anything about fucking Pineapple, why bring it up now when it's carrots?
<Domh> I think I lost track of this conversation somwhere around when EF showed p
<ninjalulu> E----I swear to god i sometimes hate you.
<Efreak> :)
* ninjalulu shakes her head.
<ninjalulu> well, at least i got some good advice first.
<Efreak> i always give good advice
<Efreak> ty
<ninjalulu> i try not to listen to anything you might have to say.
<Domh> EF, I think that might very wildly based on your definition of good advice. :/
<Efreak> :)Comment: What do YOU use carrots for?
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#302751* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fogge> I let petty revenge get in the way of getting laid and I haven't looked back |
#302758* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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#302787* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[2:23] •›› Join: [James_Bro] [James_Bro@Broke-502FA01.hsd1.ca.comcast.net]
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[2:26] [~h22turbo] o
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[2:27] [~Whendoze] q
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[2:27] [~Whendoze] w
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[2:27] [~Whendoze] y
[2:27] [~h22turbo] Z!!!!
[2:27] [~Whendoze] now
[2:27] [~Whendoze] i
[2:27] [~Whendoze] know
[2:27] [~h22turbo] my
[2:27] [~h22turbo] abc's
[2:27] [~Whendoze] next
[2:27] [~Whendoze] time
[2:27] [~Whendoze] wont
[2:27] [~h22turbo] you
[2:27] [~Whendoze] sing
[2:28] [~h22turbo] with
[2:28] [~Whendoze] me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment: irc.brokenirc.net #BROKEN-CHAT
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#302818* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Andreas sa:
Blurgh?
Sjums säger:
you just threw up ? ^^
Andreas säger:
In a questionable way.
Hence, the question mark
Sjums säger:
interesting
Andreas säger:
Indeed.
Sjums säger:
some conversations just never should leave its window ^^,
Andreas säger:
That is so true. |
#302826* (?/9) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Jedimace1 > i just wanted to try that new IRC thing on the blog
Jedimace1 > the ability to kick people
Jedimace1 > and i guess it works
FuzzYspo0N > it does.
FuzzYspo0N > i have seen it
Jedimace1 > kick Jedimace1
<- Jedimace1 was kicked from wolfire by robbert (Reason: robbert)
robbert sets mode +b Jedimace1*!*@*
robbert > Jedimace1 has been kicked and banned for fifteen minutes.
Azathoth > ROFL
FuzzYspo0N > awesome. |
#302834* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Hadi Farnoud: Life is not that short |
#302871* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sab> if george clooney said “let’s kill all the jews” i might be tempted
<sab> but hitler? |
#302876* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<- JaYaRe` (Jay@I.can.has.cookies) has quit (Connection reset by cock up ass)Comment: #sporks
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#302905* (?/21) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
=-= Mode #gekinzuku +h B-Rad by irc.gekinzuku.com
<GeekyLink> why does everyone abuse samode?
=-= Mode #gekinzuku -h+v B-Rad B-Rad by irc.gekinzuku.com
<B-Rad> no I don't
<GeekyLink> LOL |
#302912* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@grivas> wow, walmart has a $3000 video card <link to vid card>
< MrHacks> Micro Center FTW
< MrHacks> Fuck walmart
<@grivas> thanks MrHacks
<@grivas> I would've bought that one if not for your well spoken
criticism/recommendation
< Bin|ux> lol
<+OnO_> MrHacks is going to be mean to his kids
<@grivas> with a little study, you'd go a long way
< Bin|ux> "daddy, my dinosaur is cool" FUCK YO DINO... Pirates are better
<@grivas> and I wish you'd start now |
#302925* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Flickerdart>Hm.
<Flickerdart>Tablet driver crashed again...
<Flickerdart>Is it Standby that does this?
<Flickerdart>restarting...
|<--Flickerdart has left irc.gamesurge.net (Quit)
-->|Flickerdart (~pavel@CPE001109d21af1-CM0012c923adde.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com) has joined #giantitp
<Fax>Hey flicker
<Fax>you know you can restart drivers without restarting right
<Flickerdart>Not when it does this
<Flickerdart>It goes all COULD NOT LAUNCH
<Flickerdart>SUCK MY DICK
<Fax>I'M A TABLET
<Fax>I'M A TABLET
<Fax>SUCK MY DIIIIIIIICK
<Fax>I'M A TABLET
<Fax>?
<Flickerdart>Pretty much.
<Fax>interesting
<Flickerdart>This thing is as capricious as a woman, and nowhere near as sexy.
<Fax>your tablet is michael phelps
<Flickerdart>Not quite
<Fax>oh right
<Fax>it drowns if you throw it in a pool |
#302926* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* lactaid (~lactaid@pool-173-48-59-66.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined #pimpz
* var changes topic to 'Hey Ho! U dont have 2 be a Whore anymore! | f y cn rd ths y cn gt gd jb n cmptr prgrmng :oP'
* var sets mode: +o lactaid
<Zorack> LOSTComment: radio free var topia on and on #1
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#302927* (?/15) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Fafnir does the secret Spinzaku jutsu, and kicks somebody at random!
=-= Fafnir was booted from #bvs-colbertnation by Fafnir (Fafnir)
-->| Fafnir (chatzilla@ViSiON-ABC9DADD.retail.telecomitalia.it) has joined #bvs-colbertnation
=-= Mode #bvs-colbertnation +ao Fafnir Fafnir by Discovery
<Fafnir> well, that didn't work out as expected |
#302928* (?/13) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CtrlAltDestroy> I desperately pleaded to my boss to let me have off the evening of May 23rd since I had no idea I was scheduled
<CtrlAltDestroy> He goes "get lost."
<CtrlAltDestroy> Dammit, he KNEW. |
#302932* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Efreak> I hear you can use twinkies instead of tampons
<Tyler> hm?
<Efreak> is this true?
<Tyler> that's where they get the strawberry onesComment: Tyler is on irc.mugglenet.com in #random and on irc.random-net.org
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#302961* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<champi0n> hello
<Efreak> hello
<Efreak> so I hear you can use twinkies instead of tampons
<Efreak> is this true?
<champi0n> im not sure
<dbgi|> how could a girl shove a twinkies in her pussy? heh
<champi0n> seems very unsanitary
<dbgi|> to say the least
<dbgi|> and wouldent it just get smashed and fall apart?
<champi0n> indeed
<champi0n> seemz ridiculous
<dbgi|> yep heh, stupid reallyComment: #me0w on EFnet
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#302975* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HappyBear> would johnsons lotion be alright for sunburn ??
<Honey-Bee> yah
<mikeybee> it would help
<mikeybee> but dont go out in sun with it on
<HappyBear> good saves a trip to morrisons then :)
<Scott> it will take the itchy ness out n stop ur skint from flaking
<HappyBear> i wont it hurts as it is lol
<JoJo> sudocreams gd
<mikeybee> its oil based so u go out in sun with it on your effectively gunna fry
<HappyBear> aye
<JoJo> or cocoa butter
<Slasher> sudo apt-get install cream
<mikeybee> linux geek
* Dead-Mutley trys that to protect her vps
<Slasher> sudocream!
<Dead-Mutley> Dnt want it getting sunburned now do weComment: irc.ukmadzone.co.uk #madzone
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#302995* (?/55) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ascrtyu> IM A 2010 GRADULATE!!! |
#303015* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Connie> How do I move it power point?
<Connie> it says the size exceeds saving as a picture
<Andrew> save it as a pdf
<Andrew> you mean the finished poster, right?
<Connie> yeah
<Connie> ok i ll try that
<Andrew> yea, they want it as a 40 x 32" pdf
<Connie> hm.. i dont see saving it as a pdf as an option
<Andrew> print to pdf
<Connie> ?
<Connie> i'll just google it
<Andrew> there should be a pdf option as a printer, or you can install primopdf
<Andrew> hit print, and you should see it..
<Connie> adobe photoshop has "print"?
<Connie> oh i see
<Connie> ...
<Connie> I don't understand, i print it, it's trying to print it as a pdf, how do i save it as a pdf?
<Connie> oh well i'll try your link,
<Connie> there's two download buttons, which one should i click on?
<Andrew> yes, print it as a pdf and it will create a pdf
<Connie> hm... i dont see any pdf popping in front of my face
<Andrew> try downloading the link on the left of that site
<Connie> k
<Connie> now how do i use it?
<Andrew> try printing to pdf again. you should be able to select primopdf as one of your printer options
<Connie> under "File"?
<Connie> bah... this is devastating >__ sorry
<Connie> i need to email the photoshop file to myself and fix it at home, computers are shutting down in 15 minutes
<Connie> anyway i'll figure it out....
<Connie> thanks though
<Connie> good night! |
#303050* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(2010-06-02 15:03:24) itguru: I think I just bricked my G2
(2010-06-02 15:03:49) ***itguru notices that G2 is lighter than normal
(2010-06-02 15:04:02) itguru: Idiot work collegue removed battery
(2010-06-02 15:04:16) itguru: I'm going to go kill him!
(2010-06-02 15:04:51) ***itguru note to self, do not delegate personal issues to your workforceComment: #android
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#303073* (?/23) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<x_w> best email taken out of context. EVAR.
<x_w> Coop: Architect, do you still need my VM up ?
<x_w> Architect (female): Yes, can you keep it up?
<x_w> <EOM> |
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