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#294483* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sanyd> sandy
<sanyd> how can i change my nick in the chat?
<esteele> sanyd: /nick newnick
<sanyd> :O
<sanyd> :o
<sanyd> mmmm
<sanyd> do you see my newnick? nooo really
<sanyd> i can't do it
<sanyd> :(
<sanyd> :'(Comment: #plone on freenode
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#294642* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Customer: well you unable to offer my server
Operator: Not really, it's running just fine!
Customer: its not
Operator: How isn't it?
Customer: becuase the custurma is allways right and i said its not |
#294741* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
fatcatComment: herro everyone
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#294788* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Firefly- > convo died
weh > convo?
Firefly- > the converstation
Firefly- > station?
Firefly- > lmfao
Firefly- > im suck a nob
Firefly- > OMFG
Firefly- > i meant suchComment: #chat-world
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#294891* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[17:57] <Barack-Obama> lol
[17:57] <George_Bush> ): |
#295013* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DeathScepter> acriberry is doing wonders for making me go and go
<ShoeUnited> What?
<DeathScepter> if your insides are irregular, take acriberry to make you regular and it is good for weight loss
<Ninja_Mime> Gross.
<DeathScepter> gross yes
<DeathScepter> necassary even moreso
<DeathScepter> sometimes I do enjoy grossing people out
<_Crow_> Thanks for sharing
<DeathScepter> no problem
<_Crow_> That's the new celeb thing... acriberry and colonics
<DeathScepter> it is the truth that americans are usual full of shit anyways
<DeathScepter> why in the hell not find a way to make Americans not full of shit
<Ninja_Mime> Stop typing. |
#295149* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
10:28 <Reactive> <fabz> I think we need to work on our communication.. one guy is talking crap, one just goes "lol" and the other one doesn't understand what's going on <atsleek> lol <Nefemus> what?
10:28 <Reactive> rofl
10:30 <Xen> lol
10:31 <Reactive> what?
10:31 <Reacti ve> :P
10:32 <Reactive> i'm the explainer, Xen is the loller, and St3baS is the "what?" guy
10:32 <St3baS> huh?
10:32 <Reactive> ROFL
10:32 <Xen> lol |
#295336* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* IKtheTroll drives the short bus.
<Hellmark> Driving the short bus is more honorable than riding.
<IKtheTroll> Yes, but you can never leave it
<Hellmark> sure you can, after you drop the tardlets off with a hearty "TUCK AND ROLL!".Comment: #devil'spanties
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#295404* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< withnail> don't worry, facefuck is just a crude term i use for kissing |
#295577* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< zashi> I got the whole TI calculator programming channel on efnet talking about pooping
< zashi> < ports_> _Auron_, i enjoy pooping
< zashi> I'm not a troll, honest. I just smell like one. :( |
#295779* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Doerfler> HAI
<[K4L]ThePro> hai Doerfler's Doerfler
<[K4L]ThePro> i am drunk
<[K4L]ThePro> i drinked too much.....
<[K4L]ThePro> CHOCOLATE MILK! |
#295839* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
****never use a webbroswer irc addon****
|<-- roflcopter has left irc.rizon.net (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Hatsuyuki> omfg
<Hatsuyuki> google crashed my firefox
<Hatsuyuki> wtf
<rocker2344> and you have a second irc how?
<Hatsuyuki> my bot, i cant install 2 mirc. the new one gets rid of the old one |
#295849* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(21:59:55) mike: Yeah avery, its up and running. Building a freebsd 7.0 system on it now.
(22:00:46) homeskillit: smokin huh
(22:00:47) Insane_Daemon: real men build cars, faggots
(22:01:16) NotBobSaget: psh |
#296023* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<OrangeSlice> ubuntards are everywhere. |
#296024* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Stranger: hallo?
You: hawks
Stranger: is anybody in there
You: just one
Stranger: you like tattoos?
You: there might be someone under the table though
Stranger: creepy
You: i like invisible tatoos
You: they look better
Stranger: hehe
You: do you like bacon?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: you like bacon?
You: you'll never get anywhere in life
You: all great people loved bacon
You: im great, so i love bacon
Stranger: well, i don't think i have to be like everyone else to achieve something
You: you should be like the guy next door
You: he loves bacon
You: maybe
Stranger: sounds boring
Stranger: and bacon is disgusting
You: not if you wrap the bacon in christmas paper
Stranger: sounds even worse
You: i like squeezing bacon juice on myself and licking it off
Stranger: my friends like grilled bacon wrapped marshmallows
You: your friends are wasting the bacon
Stranger: like i care
You: we should petition that the president change his name to Bacon Obama
You: everyone will love him
Stranger: like it matters what his name is
You: yes everyone loves bacon
You: except you
Stranger: no. not everyone
You: you love fried chicken?
Stranger: it's okey
You: fried bacon is greater
Stranger: sounds terrible
You: boiled bacon is terrible
Stranger: sounds gross
You: and boiled chicken is worse
Stranger: thats true
You: you love beef?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i don't eat red meat
You: i love dead animals
You: cooked
Stranger: that's good for you
You: you ever been to a bacon farm?
You: where the bacon roam in the wild?
Stranger: right
You: baby bacons are cute
Stranger: hehe sure they are
You: i have a pet bacon
Stranger: how cute
You: i call him joe schmoe
Stranger: adorable
You: you have pets?
Stranger: no
You: you need a pet
You: i suggest a giraffe
Stranger: they sure are funny when they try to drink water
You: they can carry your husband and children for rides though
You: you can grab on to its neck
Stranger: i hate children
Stranger: and have no husband
You: you need a husband
You: or a dog?
Stranger: no i need to get laid or a girlfriend
You: maybe you can marry a dog?
Stranger: no thank you
You: you can rent a girlfriend
You: or blow up one
Stranger: naw
You: get a girlfriend who loves bacon
Stranger: that would do nothing for me since i'm a girl
You: you're a girl who loves girls?
Stranger: yup
You: you should love bacon
Stranger: naw
You: i don't believe you
Stranger: why not?
You: i think youre a giraffe who loves chickens
Stranger: whatever
Stranger: like i care what you think
You: are you 15 year old sally from pittsburgh?
Stranger: no
You: with the club foot? and missing arm?
Stranger: nope
You: i thought it was you
You: who are you?
Stranger: no one special
You: you're a giraffe
Stranger: you like getting high?
You: i hate elevators
Stranger: they are good to have sex in
You: how do you have sex with an elevator?
Stranger: in not with
You: what language is that?
You: inuit?
Stranger: no norwegian
You: your'e from norway?
Stranger: no
You: because there arent giraffes in norway
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i've been there
You: you're from South Africa?
You: how is nelson?
Stranger: no
Stranger: nelson died
You: you're not sure where you're from are you?
Stranger: i now where i am...
Stranger: i think that's good enough
You: no you dont
You: prove it
Stranger: how?
You: who's your mayor?
Stranger: i don't know
You: i knew it
Stranger: but i could google it if you want to
You: you don't know where you are
You: do you even know what town you're in?
You: are you in a mental institution?
Stranger: hehe i know the city's name
You: what is the name?
Stranger: why do you wanna know?
You: i think you're a russian
Stranger: no
You: you're not sure where you're from?
Stranger: i know where i'm from
Stranger: what do you do in life?
You: you don't know
You: YOU DON"T KNOW
You: i think you're in an insane asylum
You: im gonna call the police to come for you
You: you russian you
Stranger: yeah whatever
You: lets go dancing tonight
Stranger: no
You: can you do the macarena?
Stranger: the what?
You: the macerana dance
Stranger: that is so last season
You: what about the lambada?
Stranger: no
You: you cant dance
You: you need dance lessons
Stranger: i'm a great dancer
You: you lie a lot
You: prove it
You: old folks like you shouldnt dance
Stranger: haha |
#296061* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
donoteat> you people are lucky
<donoteat> wheel4hummer lives about 10 minutes from me
<crazyjoe> D:
<bjytech> :|
* crazyjoe hands dne his 12 gauge
<bjytech> ^ you might need that to keep him away
* donoteat shoots himself
<donoteat> OH
<donoteat> I see now
<donoteat> oops
<crazyjoe> dumbass
<wheel4hummer> what'd i miss
<bjytech> well I guess that way could work to but... w4h is still around
<donoteat> DUDE
<Bonehead> so
<Bonehead> fucking bored
<donoteat> WHY DID YOU TRY TO CUM IN YOUR MOUTH
<crazyjoe> ^
<Bonehead> and no funny pills
<donoteat> well
<donoteat> try some of the unfunny ones
<DT> [link removed]
<Bonehead> I already am on unfunny ones
<DT> lol
<Bonehead> DT: RoR SO needs that
<DT> cum is supposed to be a girls mouth or on one
<DT> ya lol
<DT> IN
<DT> a girls mouth
<DT> :P
<wheel4hummer> if its ur own cum its okay to eat it
<crazyjoe> :|
<Bonehead> "cum is supposed to be a girls mouth"
<DT> NO
<Bonehead> D:
<DT> NO ITS NOT
<wheel4hummer> you masturbate, don't you?
<DT> lol
<DT> yes
<wheel4hummer> but you surely wouldn't let another guy stroke your cock
<crazyjoe> you would
<DT> but i dont want it in my moyth
<wheel4hummer> so what
<crazyjoe> your gay
<Jerald> ^
<Jerald> ^
<Jerald> ^Comment: part 2 of nasty shit in #rigsofrods @ quakenet
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#296101* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<> the shangri-la girl is in moe prison
<> her prison uniform is a seifuku
<Nakar> “You’ve been sentenced for crimes against good characterization. How do you plead?” “uguu~” “LOCK HER UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.” |
#296617* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Xerxes> i don't think it'd be legal for me to offer to fix computer problems in return for sex
<Arq> Just don't get it in writing
<Drakky> well, on the other hand I dont think "I was fixing her puter" would suffice if you were charged for fiddling with her mouse ;P
<Xerxes> "but officer, i was fixing her computer and she OFFERED to give me a blowjob!"
<Drakky> "oh, well, carry on then citizen. But do not forget the webcam!"
<Xerxes> hahaha
<Xerxes> "oh shit, i forgot to disconnect it. sorry!"
<Drakky> "No worries, I have saved all materials, just in case"
<Xerxes> "so you can jack off to it later with your buddies?"
<Drakky> "Its called internal ejacu... uhm, education!! Internal Eductaion!!"
<Xerxes> *disconnects phone call* "it's ok baby, he's gone. you can continue now"
<Drakky> "AH, the joy of lawful citizens. Now boys, prepare the clenex!!" |
#296618* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
last week my ex gf and i watched sid and nancy... she said they were good for eachother. why didn't i see that sooner? 2 years down the drain. |
#296689* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
stellarx: my dick is so big its got its own dick and that dick is still bigger than your dick
Lmburjcklew: AstoundingComment: AIM chatroom
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#297062* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
super man would kill batman because superman is SUPER and bats r BATS!!!!!!!!! |
#297207* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Mpledzep: u hear about David Carradine
shane not robot: yeah, he was alot older then I thought he was
Mpledzep: thats what i thought too
shane not robot: I bet David carradine and me could have had alot of fun in Bangkok
shane not robot: after losing all our money in cock/dog fights, we'd go back to our hotel and bang children |
#297318* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Torallia> BARGAINS
<Torallia> IMPRISONING ME
<Torallia> ALL THAT I SEE
<Torallia> ABSOLUTE SAVINGS
<Torallia> WHAT A GREAT DEAL - WHAT A GREAT FIND
<Torallia> LOOK AT THESE JEANS
<Torallia> DAMN I LOOK SEXY AS HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
#297416* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
best for you,Comment: best for you,
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#298542 (1/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@swight> Bill Clinton : "Hey... c'moooooon." Kim Jong-Il: "oooh I can't say no to you, you so awesome! FREE THE REPORTERS!" |
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