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#241244* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<a> when meeting girls on-line, i like to ask for their BMI to see whether i should continue talking to them or not |
#242059* (?/45) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[12:20am] <DigitallyStoned> im firing the next motherfucker that misses a plane
[12:21am] [MetalGarurumon] i missed one
[12:21am] <DigitallyStoned> youre fucking fired
[12:22am] [MetalGarurumon] I QUIT ANYWAY
[12:22am] <DigitallyStoned> fuck you
[12:22am] [MetalGarurumon] fuck you too |
#243163* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Triented: 8=D
SkyEye: 8 != D
SkyEye: 8 = 8
Triented: 8=>7
SkyEye: return true;Comment: Hell Yeah
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#243807* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<john> where would we be without internet
<tool> probably outside
<john> i would hang myself :P |
#246390* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Zac> my brother is a fricken $%#@
<%tet> eh $%#@ huh? thats a lot of money
<+Zac> ... he fricken threw a toilet paper roll at me -.-, it hit my computer and ripped off the "t" in Gateway
<%tet> so u have a Gaeway now?
<+sargemoney> owned
<%tet> u would go with a gaeway zac
<+Zac> F U TET
<+Zac> trying to look for the fricken t
<+Zac> could be anywhere in this fricken house
<%tet> prolly up ur butt since u chose a gaeway... |
#248994* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CodeBlock> duck[s]: how big == the winxppro iso?
<The_Doctor> 650 mb
<The_Doctor> I think
<The_Doctor> At least that's how big my dick is
<duck[s]> i had the actual disk
<The_Doctor> err
<The_Doctor> disk |
#249827* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
You Did A great Job,Comment: You Did A great Job,
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#253334* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Moogy> +k = key <-- any girls who join the channel die tragically :( |
#254714* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
axoren123: I think I can control plumbing with my mind.
axoren123: I point a finger and random bathroom things and all of a sudden you hear the sound of running water, and the nearest toilet flushes.
Jeffry_Jew_: Liar, toilets don't work that way. |
#255356* (?/25) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jamie> Shut up!
<Jamie> :(
<Ryan> *hugs* Is that better?
<Jamie> Yea
<Ryan> If only life was that easy
<Jamie> Ur tellin me!
<Ryan> O.O hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<Jamie> What?Comment: It took her two mins to figure that one out
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#271090* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Unknown|360> Obama is like Overstock.com.
<Unknown|360> Full of shit, but adored by idiots.
<slack> WTF??? i use overstock.com and voted for obama u asshoel
<Unknown|360> Point proven.
<slack> fuk uComment: Slack is our resident Idiot.
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#271802* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Basillisk> i got an exam
<Basillisk> im nervous as shit :(
<ReaperLK> basi
<ReaperLK> heres a tip
<Alex1> *sighs*
<ReaperLK> you get in that test's face
<ReaperLK> and be like "LISTEN HO, I WILL RAPE YOU"
<ReaperLK> or sit next to a nerd
<ReaperLK> coughcough alex coughcough <.< >.>Comment: irc.travian.org #rune
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#271815* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<clotty> anyone here remember or know a guy named freak88?
<vanhomena> thats me
<methamp> Rick James, bitch!
<Benji> i heard freak88 was a dos kiddie
<clotty> probably heard right
<Benji> i also just made that upComment: by elo
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#272063* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Byt|A64> gaping vigag i'm sure doesn't smell good.
<matt-0-rama> gaping? gapers smell good most of the time
<matt-0-rama> a huge gash is usually a busy place |
#272616* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<celeste> so what was the rest of the story on the body?
<ilanbg> dunno, I got bored with it
<ilanbg> I'll probably hear something about it tomorrow
<celeste> you got bored with it?
<ilanbg> I mean, it was just lying there
<ilanbg> cops were taking pictures
<ilanbg> so I watched the Daily Show |
#274019* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
The recipe for Comedy Gold:
1. Pick a song, any song.
2. Replace all instances of "me" with 'pee'; "you" with 'poo'; and "heart" with 'shart'.
3. *Comedy Gold* |
#280259 (1/523) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
kingdamian42 : My dad bought a PS3, right(god knows why)
kingdamian42 : I put in a regular dvd to watch.
kingdamian42 : It doesn't recognize it as a music cd, or a game cd. So it thinks, "Oh this must be blueray".
kingdamian42 : It brought out the big laser, guess who has a hole in his dvd.
Greyejoy : BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH |
#280369* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* ZidaneT has a hardcore reputation with the local kids. i once punched a 14 year old girl in the face, dragged her down the street by her hair, and threw her out into oncoming traffic on the main road. |
#282456* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
PolyMon: LOL and i'm not even kidding, this is quote for quote what i told her:
PolyMon: "Alright listen, i'm gonna buy you a sex doll, one of those that talk and say "I'm getting an orgasm =D", and i'm gonna write in big letters "MOM" across it, and i'm gonna give it to you =D"
redct: And her mom just died, right?
PolyMon: lol yup
redct: well damnComment: mentioned person actually smiled at this
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CHeck ItThanks A Lot For The Info GuysComment: CHeck ItThanks A Lot For The Info Guys
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#284105* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Life and everything in it is a gift from the infinite mind,
and the only way that life could go wrong is through the limited finite mindComment: Just a thought
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#285372* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
YamiYugiGabriel: I blinder than most senior citizens! :D
YamiYugiGabriel: I rule that much! |
#288761* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BigSharkZ> Wtf
<BigSharkZ> I tried opening the guide with notepad
<BigSharkZ> And it froze
<Warchamp7> PDF FILE LOL |
#290274* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
InfernalTempestX: i made jim think i like eating cum
InfernalTempestX: :D |
#294351* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<spawn> its wierd like, its like when u wanna study, and u cant enter flow, because in order to enter flow, u need a ballance of being uber relaxed and yet at the same time u must have intrest/will/intent, that 'intrest' keeps it perpetuating
<spawn> then there is another part to it
<spawn> and here is the trick
<spawn> in order to use ones brain, it must be free from other thought
<spawn> so one has to alow those thoughts to float past like clouds in the sky
<spawn> infact, its exacly like clouds
<spawn> oz
<spawn> coz
<spawn> if u got a full on cloudy day
<spawn> then you can not see
<spawn> the shapes of the clouds
<spawn> becaure the sky is just grey
<spawn> but
<spawn> if its not so cloudy
<spawn> then u can see many shapes and pictures in the sky
<spawn> but if there is only one or two clouds in the sky
<spawn> then
<spawn> you can see far more depth, because focus is drawn to them
<spawn> do you understand what i mean?
<spawn> so thought patterns work because of the absense of thought.
<spawn> and the ability to ignore thoughts...
<spawn> just to observe them perhaps, instead of interacting with each thought proccess
<spawn> you see now?:)
<spawn> the quality of thought is directly proportional to the absense of thought.
<spawn> \0/
<spawn> Urika.Comment: God bless the wicked.
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