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#40955 (1/115) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Goremageddon> i use to fuck up alot when i started
<@Goremageddon> i gave a hot water enema to a 60 year old patient once
<@Goremageddon> and i didnt watch out
<@Goremageddon> so she shat all over me
<@Goremageddon> that fucking suckedComment: #blackdeath-cult
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#42165 (1/167) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
loservii: By the time I go back I won't like him anymore and I'll always be sad because I never got to fuck him.
RocketBoyEeo: Do it anyway.
loservii: I may, depending on whether or not he's single when I get back.
RocketBoyEeo: Ride that pony. Or something.
RocketBoyEeo: Get back on the horse?
RocketBoyEeo: Or just get on it in general.
loservii: You've got it all wrong.
loservii: I'm the pony.
loservii: He gets to ride *me*
RocketBoyEeo: Oh... well... saddle up.
RocketBoyEeo: Or... something...
loservii: I'm like....one of those cheap ass quarter rides in front of Super Wal-Mart.
loservii: Yipee-kie-ie-aye.
RocketBoyEeo: Hahaha. Maybe that's why Wal-Mart reminds me of you.
loservii: LOL. |
#42214 (1/323) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lenoh> I am 191 times 7. |
#43365 (1/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aelia> and he had like 200 GB of hentai -_-
* Smile checks how much he has.
<Ceras> good old hentai
<Smile> 300mb.
<Smile> -.-' no telling Juney.
* Smile holds a knife to everyone.
<Ceras> omg...what a loser....
<sp3tt> Smile... ever heard of bash.org?
<Smile> Yes.
<Smile> OH SHIT |
#45458 (1/87) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rjx> A German court sent to a psychiatric institution a man who cut off his own penis because of the incessant sexual demands of his wife, whom he then killed with the same knife.
<Rjx> they should send him to a stupid institution
<swight> bullshit? you mean there aren't tiny sentient beings that live in colonies in my fish bowl?
<timmo> YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX? *CHOP* HERE TAKE IT
<timmo> TAKE IT YOU DUMB BITCH
<Rjx> the weird thing is
<Rjx> he cut off his penis
<Rjx> THEN killed her
<timmo> i imagine he then started beating her with the chopped off penis
<timmo> and when that didnt work
<Rjx> should've just got one of those moulding kits
<Rjx> where you make a custom dildo
<Rjx> and then beaten her to death with it
<timmo> he stabbed her to death
<Rjx> yeah
<issuez> =\
<h4rm0n1c> with his "knife"Comment: #geekissues on EFNet
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#51136 (1/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kode> .:.
<kode> ..:
<kode> :..
<kode> ....
<kode> ::
<kode> tetrisComment: #nodewar
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#52762 (1/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AlexZero> ah, luckliy my ball pain has subsided
<AlexZero> I was probably just creating a super sperm |
#54703 (1/309) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
MofattP: bleh, I'm fighting a sinus infection. My snot looks like a fruit loops commercial
MofattP: Green Mucus!
MofattP: Yellow Chunks!
MofattP: Red Streaks!
MofattP: Follow your nose!
MofattP: If it had marshmellow suprises, I could market my snot as a breakfast cereal. |
#57613 (1/343) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Troglodyte> Dude everyone gets crushes on me until they get to know me
<Troglodyte> I'm so good at faking being awesome at first but then I lose it after a while
<Troglodyte> It's like hula-hooping
<Troglodyte> You can only keep it going for so long before your hips get tired |
#104052 (1/177) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Opef> This one time at Madonna Camp, I stuck a flute, a tuba, a didgeridoo, a clarinet, a trumpet, a violin, a double bass, a guitar, and a cello in my pussy. |
#200897* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fester64> look its the pansy boy
<segin> its josh fagboy from colorado sucks, co
<fester64> i dont live in colorado you fucking moron
<segin> fester64: where you live? Bangkok?Comment: fester's realname is josh
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#201882* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DevNull> mibbit is being crap
<ChrisAM> sounds about right
<Miranda> yeah
<Miranda> always use condoms...err...open proxies when using mibbit !Comment: ...
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#203983* (?/41) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
‹horsie/writing› Do you even HAVE a groin?
‹Username› yes
‹Username› it's just hard to hurt ;)
‹Wolfie› Because nothings there |
#205241* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Wizard> My ass is twitching...you people make my ass twitch.Comment: SwiftIRC, #hello
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#205479* (?/53) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
I Found Your Site Brilliant. Fascinating,Comment: I Found Your Site Brilliant. Fascinating,
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#205500* (?/29) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[03:51:57] <%Robot_20003|Slayer|Blue-Drags> dont dis the latri dog
[03:52:05] <%Robot_20003|Slayer|Blue-Drags> he will get his beats out and rap u biatchhhh
[03:52:05] <@Wizard> I want to fuck on a trampoline!
[03:52:06] <%Azure> I canComment: Very. Bad. Timing.
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#210540* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Sharpie]: How good would it be if you could stop time?
[LuKe]: Yeah, then I'd stab(My english teacher) in the face.
[Sharpie]: More like you could rape people and get away with it!
[LuKe]: ...... noice.Comment: school conversation
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#220927* (?/39) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RedLynk> I am swimming in a pool of chocolate syrup
<RedLynk> Drinking
<RedLynk> Slurping
<RedLynk> No one eats as much as me
<RedLynk> I'm the fatness that rules your mind
<RedLynk> Melted ice cream streams down my wrists
<RedLynk> I wish only to taste the sweet, sweet cupcakes
<RedLynk> The cookies I have eaten for thee
<RedLynk> Gushing
<RedLynk> No muffins for the hungry
<RedLynk> OM NOM NOM
<RedLynk> Endless CANDY |
#222039* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<~Nadare> BAH
<~Nadare> I iz so szzzzleeepyu
<~Nadare> I'm half asleep on my desk at work
<@Thyrfing> :o
<@Thyrfing> So.. what do you do at your work?
<~Nadare> Talk to people
<~Nadare> :3
<@pwet> about lolis ?
<Thyrfing> XdComment: Talk about lolis?
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#224255* (?/31) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* TheNSA (----@chat-solu-B8571579.dsl.austtx.swbell.net) has joined #unfiction
<Gregoryn95> FUCK YOU AMERICA |
#224439* (?/35) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mike_S> jeff, dick
<JeffM1> yes its big.
<DickM> tmi
<Mike_S> ha |
#226724* (?/27) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EddieWork> MATT AFSLIJPINGSGRENS PLOX
<Matt> OKOK
* Matt AFSLIJPINGSGRENS'S
<EddieWork> Matt geneukte schapen
<Matt> OKOK#
* Matt geneukte schapen's
<EddieWork> !g translate:nl en Matt geneukte schapen
<Julie-Su> [google] [translate: nl | en ] Matt fucked sheep
<Matt> yopComment: Matt doesn't speak Dutch...
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#235728* (?/43) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< Hana> i need a pin
< Strike> <Hana> i need a pint
< shayden> <Hana> i need a pinto
< Vlynndar> <Hana> i need a pint o beer
< Unosuke> <Strike> i need a cock in my mouthComment: yay for TLaPD
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#236688* (?/37) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Your job is not to die for your country, but to make those poor saps die for their's. |
#238757* (?/33) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
One Sans Numbers: Dr. Mario is not a physician.
One Sans Numbers: Do not let him touch your genitals. |
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