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#309511 (26/36) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Cactus> wat.
<Cactus> I..... don't know why this exists.
<Cactus> it's one of those sites put together by a bot, but it doesn't have ads or anything
<Tec> Za?
<Cactus> but it's like
<Cactus> porn mad libs
<Tec> ...Huh.
<Cactus> it's hilarious and depressing
<Cactus> and bewildering
<Tec> Yeah, I could see that.
<Cactus> "Tina struggled luxuriously as she felt the woman's breast girls photo gallery reverberate off her physics absently struggle unbelivebly her side."
<Cactus> maybe it's supposed to distribute malware or something?
<Tec> "Reverberate off her physics absently" sounds like a line from a particularly saucy science slashfic.
<Cactus> "I sodomized a breast girls photo gallery of handlers to say me, cheating two erroneous spasm suns i had filmed from a concentration order company."
<Cactus> two erroneous spasm suns.
<Tec> I think horse_ebooks has a serious competitor now.
<Cactus> "She told him how eerie his apprehension tasted, and how temporarily she wanted it inside her. "
<Cactus> ouch.
<Cactus> it's basically horse_ebooks, but porn.
<Tec> Apprehension has among the eerier tastes.Comment: Nightstar
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#236 (434/694) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia |
#10758 (262/414) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Gr8Hamster: what's the thing I type to see the commands the ftp can do?
Jeff: ?
Gr8Hamster: there was a thing I thought that you could do that would show the commands you could do with something.....
Jeff: ?
Gr8Hamster: nevermind
Jeff: dude, it's a question mark.... type a question mark :-D
Gr8Hamster: oh.. OH! :( |
#8217 (284/450) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<noskill> I was banned from my junior highs network for having every printer in the school print 5000 pages of "FEED ME PAPER!" simultaneously |
#5426 (274/434) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. :)
<Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing
<Longi> err?
<Longi> THING
<Longi> someTHING! |
#4762 (286/453) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where? |
#2056 (193/303) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dr_zapp> sek: you find the hex adress?
<Sekmu> yes.
<Dr_zapp> and it is....?
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<Arsentia> This is like when the informer is about to tell the detective the identity of the murderer, and then he gets shot. :) |
#39727 (204/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
trillium45: So today, i was mowing the lawn and i could smell something burning
trillium45: and i thought, how nice, the smell of burning leaves in autumn
trillium45: so i was happily mowing along
trillium45: and then i looked down and saw flames shooting out of the lawn mower |
#40755 (251/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Crispy> New Studies show that an American's attention span is |
#43117 (161/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<greap> my laptop is starting to feel like home
<Shelly> Your laptop can cripple your fertility
<greap> it'd have to be pretty heavy to achieve that wouldn't it?
<Shelly> Nope
<greap> explain
<Shelly> The heat generated by the laptop (Around 107 °F) Is enough to kill sperm
<greap> ah well, I guess I can console myself with the fact that my laptop is way cooler than any kids I'd ever have |
#51438 (284/450) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@bailz> Cum.In.My.Ass.Not.In.My.Mouth.3.DVDRiP.SVCD-IJS
<@bailz> hawt
<Hobbes|1Day> thats fucking disgusting
<Hobbes|1Day> who the fuck uses svcd anymore?? |
#52735 (181/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kufat> I wonder how ebay gets results for every keyword on google
<Kufat> ebay: We'd like to buy some adwords.
<Kufat> Google: Can you be more specific?
<Kufat> ebay: * |
#53351 (230/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Sp3cial> heard coming from my brother's room (he has a freind over, they're plsying soul calibur 2)
<Sp3cial> "Why are you using Taki? she su- oooh, bouncy!" |
#55833 (230/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Vamp i s h ly: I just prefer dating men because girls are so complicated
Kick the Can 97: i concur
Kick the Can 97: except for the dating men part |
#60134 (277/439) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
star: if some girl sent you a text (assume that your a boy) and it said
star: "i feel like the cat who ate all the cream"
star: bearing in mind she just had a date
star: what would you think she meant?
Sophi x: i have no idea
star: well let me tell you what i sent back
star: "full of cream? i take it the date went well"
star: now she's calling me a perv :( |
#67273 (246/388) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<celti> Get lost in a forest for a few months. Sure way to shed some pounds.
<Strider> celti: I have protection against bein glost..
<celti> What, never leaving your keyboard?
<Strider> I keep a 6' fiber optic cable in my pack.. if I ever get lost, I just lay it on the ground, and within a few hours, there will be a backhoe there to cut it. |
#67325 (238/376) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Capn_Frink> Arr, we should mutiny and sail th' channel back to the safe haven of freenode!
<Bjarni> mutany is where you kill the captain....
<Capn_Frink> Aye.
<Capn_Frink> Oh, cockComment: official speak like a pirate day
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#68631 (225/357) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@reed> Anybody run a Microsoft FTP server?
<@CTho> haha
<@CTho> i did that once
<@CTho> and then I was suddenly hosting warez and no longer in control of my computer |
#74927 (270/428) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@hybrid> this commercial said "PeoplePC is your best choice for dial up and find out why JD Power & Associates Ranked Us Best Customer Service Among Dial-Up Service Users"
<@hybrid> and i thought... isnt that like an award for "Happiest Wife in Abusive Relationship?"Comment: #imagi-nation freenode
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#37489 (185/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+swedegeek> MrDelayer, how come discussion always moves to centering around mail anatomy when you're around?
<MrDelayer> mail anatomy?
<MrDelayer> like
<MrDelayer> postal workers
<MrDelayer> "Hey baby, nice package" |
#39201 (243/385) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Doja: so whats up w/ kerry getting 3 purple hearts for 2 hrs of combat in vietnam? or is that complete bs?
p4-whack: you get the purple hearts for being wounded
p4-whack: you get the silver star for courage under far and actions above and beyond the call of duty
p4-whack: but if you hideout in a TX national gaurd air unit and smoke weed and snort lines, you get to be president |
#40308 (220/348) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Tik-Tok> I pay for one service that allows me to steal just about every other service I require.... the internetComment: Regarding paying for iTunes
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#47360 (344/550) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Talikira> (\_(\
<Talikira> ( o-o)
* Milon_Eliad beheads tali's creature with text
<Talikira> o( ( ")( ") |
#49246 (282/448) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sensel> check this out in google earth
<sensel> 0 16'06.63"s 90 50'44.09"W
<sensel> looks like 2 atomic bombs dropped on galapagos islands
<DaveB> or volcanoes, as geologists would call them |
#50267 (227/361) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Klassh> strange, my left hand is warm, but my right hand is cold..
<killjoy> take left hand out of pants.
<killjoy> put right hand in pants. |
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