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<celti> Get lost in a forest for a few months. Sure way to shed some pounds.
<Strider> celti: I have protection against bein glost..
<celti> What, never leaving your keyboard?
<Strider> I keep a 6' fiber optic cable in my pack.. if I ever get lost, I just lay it on the ground, and within a few hours, there will be a backhoe there to cut it.
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