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#33776 (354/562) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* RSX-2003 has joined #futuremark
<RSX-2003> lol omfg...
<RSX-2003> my friend might get suspended from school
<RSX-2003> she's enrolled in child developement, so she has to work with the special kids on campus
<RSX-2003> and they had their own dance, and my friend cintheia was the DJ
<RSX-2003> and she put on the song by black eyed peas called "lets get retarded"
<the_stick> LOL RSX-2003
<gfjgfjgfj> LMAO
<RSX-2003> if she didn't start laughing she probably wouldn't have gotten in trouble
<Stonefish> You don't want to know how much I'm laughing :)Comment: #Futuremark
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#37967 (231/363) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<icrlym> whats the best irc client for linux
<fnord> irssi
<+Popdog> irssi
<wo|2m> irssi
<icrlym> where can i get it
fnord> irssi.org
<+Popdog> irssi.org
<NarkLoaf> irssi.org
<wo|2m> irssi.org
<fnord> lol.
<+Popdog> lol
<wo|2m> lol.
<NarkLoaf> lol.Comment: #linux on gamesurge
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#44508 (308/490) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<s1r> i've said it before and i'll say it again
<s1r> we atheists do it in the ass
<s1r> exclusively
<chris> why?
<s1r> becasue we lack decency
<chris> i'll believe that
<s1r> yeah, you christians tend to believe anything |
#50765 (323/511) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wenko> today in java the prof asked the class for a simple iterator where we can use some math
<wenko> so this one guy pipes up and says "Make it an address book, and It will calcuate the percentage of girls that slept with you"
<wenko> the prof looks up and says "I can't do that", meaning its not appropriate
<wenko> so the guy yells back "why not?"
<wenko> and the first thing that came to mind i said "You get an error when you divide by zero"Comment: ...Im now failing that class...
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#69122 (257/405) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< |xanth|> I'm just that random guy who hangs around to make you feel better about yourself
< |xanth|> you know, the ugly fat friend people have
< |xanth|> except i'm not fat or ugly, I just have 56kComment: #apathbeyond
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#77357 (401/635) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CPOK> so when are you americans gonna catch up with the rest of the world and use metric anyway?
<Molgorn> I'll drink to that!
<Molgorn> Anyone fancy a pint? |
#79206 (330/522) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CookieF> asl
<ls_> As a rule - I don't chat with Cypriots.
<CookieF> im from the uk
<ls_> Your hostmask is from Cyprus.
<ls_> Your DNS is 81.4.145.64.
<CookieF> i live in london
<ls_> That traces to an ISP in Nicosia.
<ls_> Hang on, I'll tell you which one.
<ls_> Cyprus Telecommuncations Authority (Note, they misspelled Telecommunications).
<CookieF> fuck u
<ls_> This is why I don't chat with Cypriots. |
#12889 (297/469) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Koushiro> ... you know your computer's screwed up when IE freezes and then displays an error message: "Error. Unable to access error.dll". |
#14408 (243/383) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<brak> hey bro, heard you were...cooking
<Time> fire engines gave it away? |
#17483 (277/437) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JustNoodle> be right back
<JustNoodle> it's time for my daily sacrifice of a virgin
<meatwad_> you're committing suicide?! |
#26432 (280/442) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kuribo> either this CD player is possessed or it's trying to tell me to take out this Avril Lavigne CD
<kuribo> i would think it was these cheap ass CDrs i bought
<kuribo> but my christina aguilera retail CD does it too
<MikeSweetser> Ted, every insight into your CD collection reveals more of a damaged, lonely man. :) |
#29360 (267/421) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MP0werd> sweet, labor day!
<MP0werd> no school
* MP0werd immediately starts procrastinating
<Colin> I'll do that later |
#29673 (290/458) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Confessor> I remember one time in boot camp.
<@Confessor> When I tried to ask the RDC for a head call... 'bathroom break.'
<@Confessor> I forgot the 'call' part.
<@Confessor> I ended up respectfully requesting head.
<@Confessor> From my drill instructor.
<@Confessor> And thus ended any hope of a political career. |
#30407 (240/378) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BoB_JonEz> well its true
<BoB_JonEz> i think to get a comp sci degree you have to pass the tan test
<BoB_JonEz> if you have a tan, you fail |
#31642 (288/456) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rjx> I had this thought for a t-shirt design that I want to work on
<Rjx> it's the hindu god with all the arms
<Rjx> and he's typing at like 7 keyboards
<kitchen> playing eq?
<Rjx> ?
<kitchen> imagine having 7 arms
<kitchen> and playing eq on all of those
<kitchen> you'd be like.. uber raid force
<kitchen> one person
<maff> you'd also have a date for every night of the weekComment: #geekissues
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#11978 (264/418) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ
<melvin> booz stabbed a teacher???
<Gabooz> HE STARTED IT |
#26246 (258/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<D4NG3R0U5> one time, in my science class, i had this dream...
<daenonok> dude you slept in class?
<D4NG3R0U5> in which my girlfriend (who sat a few seats away) got up, and, on her way over to me took off her top, then got on her knees and unzipped my pants
<D4NG3R0U5> yeah i slept in class, sometimes (when i decided it was time for my medication)
<D4NG3R0U5> and, bc the night before she gave me head irl, the dream was really vivid...woke up, everyone was lookin at me...
<D4NG3R0U5> then the teacher went back on talkin, and everyone turned back around...that haunts me |
#27958 (270/428) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gravity->: www.realdoll.com (NWS) i mean.. these guys put WAY to much scientific work into this.. i'm fooled just by squinting a bit.
<Magus`>: I've always wondered... if someone bought a realdoll...then happened to get a real girlfriend... how the hell would they explain that?
<Dire_Wolf>: Explain what... explain the realdoll to the girlfriend, or explain how they managed to get a girlfriend?
<Magus`>: ...i guess either |
#115098 (237/375) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lars44> ...
<Borealis> What's that, all the punctuation that you forgot to put in earlier?Comment: irc.waypasteleven.com, #n
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#197703 (281/445) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<withnail> well, i suppose that whatever happened, at least i'll always have my memories
<withnail> and by memories i mean naked photos of her |
#259327 (62/92) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Nohc> I feel like playing video games\
<+Nohc> but I have too much work
<+aero> Has that stopped you before?
<+Nohc> good point |
#295242 (271/429) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<range> duck. Someone stole my d key and replaced it with d. |
#295930 (216/340) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kaichu1> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Kaichu1> OH MY GOD
<Kaichu1> I just realized something
<Kaichu1> I e-mailed one of my teachers about missing a class last week and how to make up the test
<Kaichu1> He sent back a message of what to do
<Kaichu1> And then ended with kind of a harsh warning about my grades and how it would affect me passing the course
<Kaichu1> He ended the message with jk
<Kaichu1> I just realized that JK are his initials
<Kaichu1> GODDAMMIT
<Kaichu1> I'm so screwed
<Kaichu1> brb, speeding over to the school |
#303682 (385/615) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rorschach> crispy is studying criminal justice. Just like all the strippers
<Crispy`> Rorschach: Great talking point when I need to get laid.
<Crispy`> We can role-play too
<Rorschach> haha
<Crispy`> We'll both be Detectives and we can try to solve the Case of the Missing Virginity.
<@AnthraX101> Just be careful you don't turn it into The Case of the Missing Period
<Crispy`> D:
<Crispy`> That'll turn into Case of the Missing Father. |
#307705 (89/135) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BMF54123> bluh, what the hell is wrong with FCEUX
<BMF54123> I have to load Metroid several times to keep it from crashing at a grey screen
<Inuyasha> it's a REALLY accurate emulator :o |
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