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#19794 (267/435) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
GOBDOME123: What happened?
TythePope: I called your ass.
GOBDOME123: My ass didn't ring. |
#18663 (267/455) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@boohiss> YOU AREN'T MY REAL FATHER
<@boohiss> I HATE YOU
<@boohiss> YOU NEVER WENT TO MY BASEBALL GAMES
<+DuoMaxwell> you never played baseball, you signed up for ballet you fuckin fag
<@boohiss> oh yeah... |
#16730 (266/504) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Pikachu has joined #Distro
<kurai> Gah. Fucken' Pokemon crap - hate it.
<kurai> Some twat in the office thought it would be "cute and friendly" to name all the servers etc after bloody Pokemon characters.
<kurai> The incident that mainly brought about this hatred was the time a particular SQL server fell over (yet again)...
<kurai> So I shout across the (full) office to a colleague "Oi ! Pikachu's just gone down on me again !"
<kurai> Mind you - it was amusing seeing one dumb bint snorting coffee out of her nose she was laughing so hard.
<Pikachu> ? ! I don't go down on pppl !!
<kurai> SO you are small, yellow, annoying *and* don't give head ?
<kurai> What a pointless life - top yourself right now.
*** Pikachu Quit (Ping timeout)
<basto> Wow - you are like some evil mind controlling Guru or somthin' |
#6775 (266/432) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RadiX> I had a thought
<Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you.
<RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was. |
#5427 (266/446) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and broken glass. and call then 'depresso's |
#4509 (266/456) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> haha, dude i can kill u
<CoMBo> with my bear hands
<refujee> you're a bear?
<refujee> or did you just get bear hands grafted onto your body? |
#1631 (266/488) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VillainSede> I've always wanted to be on the receiving end of necrophilia. Even in death I'd be getting some
<VillainSede> I want a shovel attached to my tombstone with the inscription "For a good time, dig" |
#308868 (264/416) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<crikes> connection issues: the musical
<crikes> the protagonist enters stage left then exists immediately
<crikes> this continues for two hours
<crikes> it proves to be a massive hit |
#308003 (265/357) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kuyler> This voice recognition kind of socks |
#303922 (265/349) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nyvelion> Check this out, I finally made a cool script that bans anyone who mentions loli around here.
=-= Mode #amarriner.com +b Nyvelion!*jm@c-160-110.hsd1.fl.comcast.net by Nyvelion
=-= Nyvelion was booted from #amarriner.com by Nyvelion (Auto-Ban. No Stupid loli talk here.) |
#301702 (265/435) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
pookyrocks: but maybe some places people just don't care about the super bowl?
pookyrocks: and ignore the fact that exists?
Shivers: yeah
Shivers: those places are called "the rest of the world" :P |
#245012 (265/517) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ailure> what is divisible by zero?
<blackhole89> a miserable little pile of exceptions |
#230963 (265/581) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dalezy> the last time i saw [xxx] he seemed all shy and .. well, not into drugs at all! what made him turn that way? :D
<GargajCNS> drugs |
#218759 (265/385) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dapho> we have so much in common
<dapho> he's always either playing wow or reading fantasy novels
<dapho> and I'm always either feeling sorry for myself or reading fantasy novels |
#188547 (265/385) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Technocactus> It was actually better when my dad found my porn than when he found out I watched Oprah. |
#113524 (264/888) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<woody> So, you hear about Resident Evil 5?
<woody> Apparently, people are having a cry because you kill black people in it.
<adam_grif> So it's a problem solving game then. |
#88639 (265/491) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Apollo> lmao, that reminds me of when ryan had the INCREDIBLE plan to submit a quote to bash. The gimmick was that each time it was rejected, he'd add another line and resubmit it until it was accepted XD
<Trinexx> how did that turn out?
<red_ryan> well, its been over a year and they still havent moderated the third attempt. |
#60444 (265/543) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jonathan> my gf has nice boobs
<jonbo> that's nice to know
<Jonathan> no problem.. :D
<[Ex0r]> so does mine
<Jonathan> nice nipples too
<[Ex0r]> mine too
<Jonathan> Wait, exor your gf doesnt live in Lower Marion right?
<[Ex0r]> yes, she does
<jonbo> Exor doesn't know
<Jonathan> uhm.. her name isn't Suzie is it?
<jonbo> that his gf and jonathan
<[Ex0r]> ...
<[Ex0r]> yes, it is suzie
<Jonathan> Fuck you.
<jonbo> do it in his van every sunday?
<[Ex0r]> you bastard |
#47834 (265/417) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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<mikester> must go now 1 alienware area51-m laptop. price 550 includes sameday shipping, case, wireless router and ipod mini = blue, message mcsltd2@hotmail.com on msn or justmikeeh on aim if your interested
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<live> i certianly could use a severely underpriced laptop being advertised over the internet through IRC
<live> i smell no scam
<pinin> no way i msged him first!
<pinin> BACK OFF
<live> ITS MINE BITCH |
#42200 (265/383) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FuzLogic> I never did figure out how to open the damn doors on the landing boats.
<mirth> "how i survived normandy" by FuzLogic |
#35581 (265/479) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> I'm not too happy with my Spanish teacher
<Mayseth> What'd he do?
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> She gave us some book about a kid who gets a magic ring and whenever he sees a painting, he goes back in time to that place where the picture was taken or painted
<Mayseth> How..gay..
<AiMeE[Away]> that sounds like a stupid book
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> So I asked her "Does he ever look at picture of Hiroshima or Nagasaki around 1945?" |
#35020 (265/487) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TGR> Dipstick: face it, EVERY FUCKING MALE in here would fuck anything if offered it the proper way.
<Zanshin> TGR: I would not fuck green eggs and hamComment: efnet #quake
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#34388 (265/487) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Steveo> EVIL STIRS
<Yemminie> EVIL KNEADS
<Yemminie> EVIL PUTS THE BREAD IN THE OVEN |
#33468 (265/453) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<djevan> ok i'm going to jump off a fucking bridge
<RonJo> why??
<djevan> i was reading bash a couple weeks ago and my dad comes in and asks 'what site is that' and i told him bash.cx
<djevan> well today him and i went shopping
<djevan> and we're talking, and he goes 'so have you checked out the latest additions to bash'
<RonJo> OMG that's a geeks worst nightmare dude
* RonJo hands dj the bullet
<djevan> thanks
*** Quits: djevan (Exit: killing myself ask RonJo for details) |
#32301 (265/449) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General |
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