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#37058 (268/396) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Chee|s|e> I can't wait: soon, marijuana will be legal in Canada :)
<Eddf> So you can have a pot garden in your back yard?
<Chee|s|e> No dude, so I can extend the one in the back to the front.
#34209 (268/448) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pookablu> Ron Dwight, the author of the RAR compression format, passed away a few days ago.
<ev> he was found in several same-size pieces and had to be combined to put him in the coffin
#32187 (268/408) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Hampy> I think we should have a mature conversation rather than everyone saying random shit
<+Doody> Hampy: Penis.
#29236 (267/431) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@Nichole): ascian gets sassy when she drinks
(@ascian): haha i read 'gets easy'
(@ascian): unfortunately both are true :(
#28294 (268/416) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<WillaCuz> *sigh*
<WillaCuz> why do people shoot at robocop
#27200 (268/374) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ecchi-oni-misha132> i watched legally blonde 1 in the hospital
<Frostbiteh2o> heh
<Frostbiteh2o> how was it?
<ecchi-oni-misha132> found it mildly amusing with the help of opiats
#19217 (262/533) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
tom: she has such a nice ass
tom: but her best part is the personality
david: well
david: you cant stick your dick in her personality
#17403 (268/435) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hepkitten> also i appear to have lost my bf
<hepkitten> :<
<kinzillah> "lost"? does he respond to ping?
#13599 (268/390) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is
<Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is
<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do
<Aximili> What is it, then?
<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram
<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..
#9326 (268/420) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Scythe> caps lock is not your friend.
<Scythe> In fact, it is your mortal enemy and it made very disparaging remarks about your mother.
#8135 (268/392) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Starlet> <--- law student. future lawyer.
<Jerub> <-- computer programmer. future defendant.
#7842 (268/386) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sandman> You know something? Burning hair reeks.
<Zibblsnrt> I think that's nature's way of telling you, "Don't set your hair on fire, dipshit!"
#7814 (268/433) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[atticus]> My parents think I'm nuts. I sit on my computer most evenings laughing at the monitor. :)
<[atticus]> Then I turn it on and come here. :)
#3249 (268/455) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
BogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed
BogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH
BogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes
#3111 (268/397) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an erection, will he give me Viagra?
(Brodie) I need viagra for my paln
(Samadhi) He may check you though
(Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the truth
(Brodie) Sweet
(Brodie) This is win win
#759 (268/444) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
#164446 (267/445) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Vystrix_Nexoth wonders why Apophis is reading something that would discuss things like Beverly Hills 90210 spinoffs.
<Apophis> because Wikipedia links are too easy to follow
<Apophis> and they take you to strange places after a while
<Apophis> and you can't figure out how you got there
<Apophis> they're kinda like tequila
#60441 (267/529) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Quietus> I'm still banned from #idiots-club >:(
<factnfiction101> Maybe your to big of an idiot?
<orb> Maybe you're* too* big on an idiot
<Quietus> Maybe you're too big of* an idiot
<orb> >:|
#55755 (267/449) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<GenericLoser> I know someone who wears the Apple-white earbud headphones, but doesn't actually have an iPod, nor any MP3 player, or even a CD player.  He just puts the other end in his pocket and everyone assumes he does.
#54338 (267/445) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Alex: whats cyanide?
GrimMisfit: it's what emo kids take for depression
#44934 (267/411) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* eLe sends hordes of lemmings over HolyGoat.
<HolyGoat> lemmings are cool :)
<HolyGoat> my g/f has lemmings
<eLe> Haha.
<HolyGoat> seriously :)
<rioter> does she make them all blow up?
<rioter> cause thats what i used to do
<HolyGoat> heh no, not the computer game
<rioter> computer game?
#40752 (267/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<WillDeed> god damn I'm smooth
<WillDeed> so I went to 7-11 to buy a pack of smokes
<WillDeed> and the chick starts flirting with me because
<WillDeed> well
<WillDeed> you know
<WillDeed> she pulls down a pack, hides it, and says "sorry, we're out of those *giggle*"
<WillDeed> and I tried to laugh without laughing to show courtesy but to show it wasn't funny
<WillDeed> and it came out as a snort
<WillDeed> and the rest of the transaction was made in silence
<WillDeed> and I kinda ran into the door when I was leaving
<WillDeed> <- smooth
#35458 (267/541) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<elitotaco> a 3 legged dog walks into an old western saloon, walks up to the bar tender and says "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw"
<Kennef> that joke just made my daughter cry, elitotaco
Comment: from newnet's #fark
#29360 (267/421) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MP0werd> sweet, labor day!
<MP0werd> no school
* MP0werd immediately starts procrastinating
<Colin> I'll do that later
#17469 (267/439) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
HolyViper7: im confused as to how i'm still allowed to breathe the same oxygen as other human beings.  i just bought some tic tacs, and most of em are gone... and you know how some tic tacs get like, stuck?  well, see, i didnt wanna make too much noise so i put the tic tac container in my lap and i hit the container.  it was then i realized i had testicles.  it was quite painful
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