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#11978 (264/418) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ
<melvin> booz stabbed a teacher???
<Gabooz> HE STARTED IT |
#3223 (264/425) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[prefix]> hahahah
<[prefix]> I just read the funniest shit
<[prefix]> this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for the ISP to his phone #
<[prefix]> when the person dialed it up he had their name on the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and kicked their ass |
#965 (264/528) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Driph> a friend of mine is bi
<Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is supposed to cook tonite
<Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a relationship between two women, you dont automatically know who's supposed to cook |
#235 (264/495) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noss> wank in a thunder storm, it will make you feel like Thor |
#300849 (262/470) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MunInFull> So I've got an mp3 of Biggie's Mesmerize as my ringtone? I was at a bodega buying tamales this morning, it went off, and this little cholo thug just started dancing in line, told me to keep that bitch waiting because this was a good song. Afterwards, we fistbumped. I felt ethnic. |
#300781 (263/375) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
s42: I was ranting with my friend about how nonsensical it is for so many people to play Farmville on Facebook... how growing imaginary crops is a waste of time when there's no real goal.
s42: When I realized I play MMORPGS...
s42: I probably do more farming on the internet than fucking farmers do in real life. |
#297574 (263/363) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Havokroft> \o/
<Panzerwurst> I shall steal your slash keys
<Panzerwurst> so you can't cheer any more
<Havokroft> o |
#244195 (263/571) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
BigPapaSmurf695: what the hell is a nosegay
az721: it's like a bouquet
BigPapaSmurf695: oh
BigPapaSmurf695: i figured they just put nose and gay together to make a silly name
BigPapaSmurf695: its like saying earhomo
BigPapaSmurf695: or eyefag
az721: ok, i think we should really try to get earhomo into the lexicon |
#133097 (263/575) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Peppery> i did get started on that xml thing
<Peppery> then got bored and wrote a program that prints random strings and makes my terminal look like the matrix |
#88844 (263/483) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slowking_Man> Ugh, I'm dealing with a site that apparently uses javascript to load flash to load WMV files
<Slowking_Man> It's like something out of Richard Stallman's nightmaresComment: #defocus@irc.freenode.net
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#75184 (263/409) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Clay: Once again I'm moving, and my internet access will become spotty again
Clay: I'm currently writing to you from an internet cafe here in Japan
Clay: ... why are there tissues in this cubicle?
Clay: ... why are there ads to porno web sites in the men's bathroom?
Clay: ... why do i think I should have brought a tarp to sit on? |
#67077 (263/407) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Clariax> M_Tabak fears paper cutters
<+M_Tabak> I don't like paper cutters. I think it's their attitude. They're all about destruction and tearing things apart. That's not what I'm all about. I'm about togetherness. You know who has it right? Staplers. Staplers, man. |
#47839 (263/433) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pentavite> how does master chief manage to respawn in five seconds?
<goldfish> it took jesus three days |
#33459 (262/464) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PeteriD> Ah, yes, online insult wars
<PeteriD> It's all fun and games 'til someone's Christian mom finds the logs.
<PeteriD> >.<Comment: DOH!
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#32776 (263/439) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Olafsson> grr.. my little brother spilled soda on my keyboard and his.. luckly I keep a spare behind the sofa.
<MitchShrader> a spare little brother?
<Olafsson> keyboard.. that is
<MitchShrader> oh. i could see going thru little brothers regular if they spill soda on keyboards.. |
#32392 (263/471) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Kaelic waves
* Orca sine waves
* Alien cosinetan waves
* Alric tangents
* EdorFaus (sine+2*cosine)/3 waves
* Kaelic facepalms |
#32046 (263/455) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ReDy[CPH]> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup, i still remember the nightmares that modem brought, the times i just sat and stared at the screen downloading a 10 mb demo and the download time said 250hr 56m 16s download time increasing instead of decreasing, the frustration of never being able to open a homepage whitout waiting an hour, these things, 56kbit, it was this that made me who i am today a crazy leecher!
<Razor2k3> i refuse to read all that
<Cloud02> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup
<Cloud02> i still remember the nightmares that modem brought
<Razor2k3> nice
<Cloud02> the times i just sat and stared at the screen downloading a 10 mb demo and the download time said 250hr 56m 16s download time increasing instead of decreasing
<Razor2k3> go on
<Cloud02> the frustration of never being able to open a homepage whitout waiting an hour
<Cloud02> these things, 56kbit
<Cloud02> it was this that made me who i am today a crazy leecher!
<Razor2k3> ty |
#31500 (263/425) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Goonie> earthquakes are a good thing tho
<Goonie> it selectively removes old buildings and historical buildings so that new ones that are better can be built
<Goonie> natural selection for buildings
<Goonie> and then other buildings get demoted to historical and the cycle repeats |
#30957 (263/433) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nomad> everything loads so fast on this computer
<nomad> I have no time to decide what I will do next |
#29718 (263/467) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bobbya> anal sex is for assholes |
#29018 (263/461) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lana`> OOO talk tech to me baby OOooO
<timmo> Lana, im slowly mounting your drive...
<sl0th> unmount /dev/nullpants mount /dev/null/lana`
<Lana`> stop i am actually getting turned on!
<timmo> im unzipping your corset.zip
<michael> you guys make me feel good about myself |
#28916 (263/413) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zdog> Cuz you're stupid.
<boo> ah, the crux of Internet Debate. |
#28711 (263/411) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Zippo_> I really REALLY wish my mother would stop saying "Woot" on ICQ. :( |
#26227 (264/398) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dooyod>: r u gonna put a drop down arrow beside the date picker?
<mreta>: I think that will make the form look ugly...
<dooyod>: so, your sacrificing ease of use for overall good looks???
<mreta>: yes, i think so.
<dooyod>: my friend, welcome to the next level of web development. i'm proud of ya' |
#13151 (263/393) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ @niffie ] I have no inhabitions right now
[ @aphr0 ] would you finger my asshole?
[ @niffie ] no
[ @aphr0 ] then you have inhibitions |
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