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#35101 (315/599) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
IQphat: you should see kill bill 2, it's great
eaglfan2021052: i was waitin for 2 to come out
eaglfan2021052: on DVD
eaglfan2021052: so i can watch em together
eaglfan2021052: and get it cheaper
eaglfan2021052: cuz im a jew
IQphat: I just downloaded it
IQphat: because I'm a jew with DSL
eaglfan2021052: word. |
#32692 (315/495) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Idiot has quit IRC
<ChineseElite`> that'll be the day... |
#26311 (315/419) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FunG¦away> and i dont dress quite like the other boys
<Logic_BomB> "what are you wearing?" "a kilt" "no man thats a skirt.." "its a kilt im telling you..." "uhhh its pink, has flowers and shoulder straps" "its a prety kilt" |
#297717 (314/480) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChromosFel|WoW> i can't see how people feel they can judge WoW without even playing it
<Z-Ramm> i can't see how people feel they can judge crack users without even trying it |
#102065 (314/436) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[helf] or do like me, have absolutely no idea what the job is for because you forgot you even had an interview, come in looking like you just woke up with a bad hangover, luck out because your soon to be boss has never done an interview before, he doesnt want to do an interview and you both just end up playing nethack for 2 hours
[rielore] i love nethack |
#82688 (314/508) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Robin: goats eat their placentas
Pan Man 120: i actually could have lived without knowing that
Robin: so do some people
Pan Man 120: efuckingw
Pan Man 120: heres an idea robin
Pan Man 120: why dont we talk about kittens
Robin: cats have barbed dicks |
#58217 (314/506) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Apollo> w00t, finally got my comp running again :D
<Trinexx> dude, you've been gone for two weeks, wtf happened?
<Apollo> my new processor finally arrived in the mail, so I ripped the old one out and smashed it with a hammer. It was when I put the new one in that I noticed it was missing about 6 pins >:/
<Apollo> I fucking hate computers |
#56866 (314/450) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Turkey367: Your chances of dieing in Canada are almost zero. Free drugs and low voilence. In the US, there are random shootings everyday
mentalpeter1212: that was the stupidest thing ive ever heard
mentalpeter1212: "the chances of dieing in Canada are almost zero"
mentalpeter1212: there is a 100% if you live there...
Turkey367: Do you know anyone that has died in Canada?
mentalpeter1212: ...
Turkey367: EXACTLY!
mentalpeter1212: i hate you |
#55433 (314/468) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Paradiddler> I love when young children spin the rims on parked vehicles
<Keru> <Paradiddler> I love young children
<peer> you just love young children
<Paradiddler> what are you implying
<Evilhomer> I think they're implying you touch children in inappropriate places, in exchange for candy.
<Paradiddler> candy is delicious. why would i give it away to grubby children
<Evilhomer> good point |
#53386 (314/448) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< transgress> "The Internet, of course, is more than just a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs."
< transgress> - Time Magazine, 3 July 1995 |
#50201 (314/452) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Symbiotic> So I just found out that my school has a Student Anarchy Club.
<Symbiotic> All they do is sit around, eat pizza, and occasionally challenge the Student Government to a fistfight. |
#32732 (314/524) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slygirl> Ogg is such a weird name... next thing you know, people will be ripping their music in poo format.
* hen-neko-zzz starts working on the format right away
* slygirl imagines RIAA officials denouncing the sharing of ".poo" files.
<carpboy> it would be awesome
<carpboy> to listen to poo
<hen-neko-zzz> man, burn me a cd of poos
<ChibiShin> hehe
<Fireye> Mmm, poo
<slygirl> "Hi, I'm one of those kids that was persecuted for downloading .poo off the internet. Well, I'm here to tell you that I'm STILL gonna download .poo off the internet."
<BoogiepopLain> And when you share .poo files, popular slang would be "Slinging .poo"
<SaturnPrince> That must be some crappy stuffComment: EsperNet #AnimeDVD
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#30151 (314/474) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@|101|> I got so confused the first time someone said they had a pot plant. I'm like "cool, what's in it?" and they said " It's a pot plant dude", "Yeah I know, what type of plant", "a POT plant", "Are we missing something" |
#242212 (313/631) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&tgies> I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.
<&tgies> Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.Comment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org:6660
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#31923 (313/435) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lailoken> On Cinemax tonight they're showing Shrek from 11:00 to 12:30 and then Best Sex Ever from 12:30 to 1:00.
<Lailoken> Somewhere in America parents leave their child to go to a dinner party, "Here honey, you just watch Shrek and we'll be home some time after midnight." |
#29913 (313/479) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Diluted> Could someone please explain to me what a unix admin is without being sarcastic? |
#4488 (313/454) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO. |
#304082 (312/542) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Count> i put QDB and bash on my reader too :)
<Count>: now in 12 months time when bash gets one new quote, i'll be ready!Comment: #batcave on Austnet
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#301161 (313/427) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&Brat> So, I had an awkward moment this morning.
<&Brat> My dad found one of the pairs of panties that I keep lying around to dress up in sometimes, but this in itself wasn't why it was so awkward
<@TeTarga> They where wet?
< centaur> He tried them on?
<&Brat> I had had Emily over late a couple of days before New Years and we spent the night up in my quarters watching movies. Now, Emily is only just a little bit bigger than I am so it's plausible that the panties were hers, and that's what I think he assumed
<&Brat> And he thinks we had sex when she was over
< centaur> lol score.
<&Brat> So he handed them over and said "I found this in your laundry basket... good job son"
< centaur> He is like yay, you're not gay!
<@TeTarga> Hahahaha
<&Brat> It was just totally awkward. I wasn't sure what he was talking about for a second and then he said "Yeah, I used to take trophies too"
<&Brat> And I was like "oh yeah, totally" and came back upstairs with them |
#220694 (312/522) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@r0cko> i think im getting to old for video games, I was playing NCAA and my fucking moron QB fumbled on the last play of the game that would have been a touchdown and won the game for me, so I take the controller and slam one of the corners on my desk and it exploded into about 50 pieces, when I was a kid I was never strong enough to break shit...damn |
#63876 (312/446) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<steve> I just jumped over the coffee table in the living room into a roll because I thought there was no one there but my dad was in the kitchen and he was like wtf are you doing you idiot |
#38330 (312/400) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Logik> LMFAO
<Logik> this is great
<Logik> listen up guys
<Logik> one of the hits on my website..
<Logik> os: windows 2000
<Logik> browser: explorer 6
<Logik> referer: www.search4hardcore.com
<Logik> hostname: Â library2.sagu.edu
<Nitron> o_0
<Logik> sagu = southwestern assembly of god university |
#24174 (313/501) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gnell|CHAMPION> OMG A DONKEY JUST WENT BY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
<Gnell|CHAMPION> i wanna ride it
* Gnell|CHAMPION is away |
#21423 (312/498) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* sleepysid is away: brb getting married |
#1633 (312/434) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Defect> i've sworn off dating to the point where my mother's inquiries as to whether or not i'm gay are getting frustratingly more frequent.
<harb> Defect : Haha.
<harb> I hate that.
<harb> My mom asked me ONCE.. and I just started laughing.
<harb> And then went back to my David Hasslehoff shrine.
<Defect> she visited me a couple weekends ago and we went out to dinner, she had a few drinks and said "You can tell me if you're gay you know, i'm drunk now, i can take it." |
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