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#311534 (-105/225) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GargajCNS> so i was looking at my VR headset and realized
<GargajCNS> my parents always told me not to sit close to the TV, and now in 2017 i'm literally jamming TVs into my eyes
#303236 (-110/212) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jkalex05> my grandma jogs with me
<jkalex05> and she runs ubuntu
<jkalex05> ftw
<jkalex05> she says windows are for carebears
<jkalex05> that made me lol
#311345 (-111/167) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< o11c> Is there any portable function to convert an integer to a string in a signal handler? `s[n]prinf` is *not* on the list of async-signal-safe functions ...
< izabera> there is but you're not gonna like it
< izabera> write is safe, fork is safe, execve is safe
Comment: od -t d4
#299672 (-114/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Leitari> omg
<Leitari> king kong is long
<Leitari> ^^
<Leitari> my ass hurts
<Leitari> wait
<Leitari> that didnt sound right
#311125 (-118/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@barometz> Ha, I just agreed to "There was a problem loading the content of this EULA."
<@barometz> Wonder whether that's binding.
#310928 (-123/129) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
“A person speaks about his or her level of COMMON SENSE by showing the depth of reverence towards the kind of people whom he or she likes, but the width of his or her true intelligence is gauged correctly and only by one making in others life the real good difference.” ~Anuj SomanyComment: Common Sense
#311543 (-123/191) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
lomancer: anyone can have shitty ideas
lomancer: it's shitty execution that matters
#309608 (-126/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Reven> i remember this chick trying to tell me i got her pregnent and extort me for money
<Reven> i sat her down on my bed said "wait here" and went to the closet rummaged for a couple seconds and pulled out a coat hanger and started straitening it
<Reven> and said "dont worry i've done this before"
#310215 (-126/204) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kmc> i had a dream just now where i was in a gymnasium and they had fire alarm pull stations but they also had a similarly shaped "call/cc alarm" which I think you were supposed to pull if you found a way to write call/cc (it was expected that people in this gymnasium would be doing a lot of programming in total dependently-typed languages)
#11 (-129/5664) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game
#310623 (-130/168) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< jsc> "if ya know what I mean"?
< adc> i have no idea what you mean
< jsc> your innuendos are too complicated for me to follow
< adc> likewise
< jsc> we've reached alternate innuendo realities
< jsc> divergent streams of double entendre
< jsc> the suggestive gap is much too far to be bridged and we are each left isolated
< jsc> if ya know what I mean
< adc> i do ;(
< jsc> :(
#311509 (-132/244) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dr_pressure> Church is like book club except the book never changes and only one person gets to speak
#311533 (-135/227) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ben_vulpes> code is not fucking art
<ben_vulpes> code is a bespoke railway engine hauling your carcass across the desolate sea of capitalism
<ben_vulpes> imagine if every single container ship had an entirely custom engine humming along inside, and the three people who knew where it needed grease applied daily basically just live in it
<ben_vulpes> that's software
#310615 (-141/179) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+toordog> omg, I cannot stand working with a developer who takes 1 hour
to do a 30 second task...
<+bsdwolf> he's probably on IRC
#311537 (-142/202) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+jp> .english if (1) if (0); else for (;;) while (0) do; while (1)
<+kandide> jp: Always never do nothing. Otherwise, repeatedly never repeatedly do the following: nothing. Do this repeatedly.
Comment: #chee-fanclub @ chat.freenode.net
#311043 (-154/164) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
I am so grateful for your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic. kkedccggafbaddfbComment: I am so grateful for your blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic. kkedccggafbaddfb
#301713 (-169/477) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
slain        nicole show us your vagina
suspiria     not tonight
slain        is it all sloppy tonight
slain        did you man beat it up
suspiria     it's fairly clean
suspiria     as clean as such a filthy thing can ever become
slain        do vaginas make cheese
suspiria     no
timmy        i know an asshole that makes computers
#300551 (-188/318) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rena> man recently qdb.us has been improving their layout quite a bit... just getting better and better... and today I go and I see big fucking ads interspersed with the content D:Comment: fun while it lasted
Ed. note: The "ads" are mostly links to friends' sites and interesting stuff we find around the web, but if you still hate them, you can turn them off in the preferences.
#304048 (-250/440) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cumthinker> ( .   __ . ) . o O ( cum )
#300000 (-383/591) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gary>  This is going to be the 300000th quote i'm gona use on qdb. its gona be sick
<gary>  Then i'm going to do the the 300001th one, HELL YEAH
#60 (-457/5759) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** EtherMan sets mode: +oo DigDug prysuxirl
#42 (-725/5929) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote
#138889 (-1216/4408) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Raycaster  : I thought you hated poetry?
Nightripper: Poetry? Here's some poetry:
Nightripper:   Roses are red.
Nightripper:   Violets are blue.
Nightripper:   Shut the fuck up,
Nightripper:   Or I'll assrape you.
Nightripper: Enjoy.
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