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#254638 (-12/430) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anEmoSlurpee> YOUUUU
<anEmoSlurpee> CRANK DAT SOULJA BOI
<Phasmorphage> JEWWWW
<Phasmorphage> CRANK DAT TAX RETURN
Comment: #hih, irc.bungie.org
#132949 (-13/1009) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<G-Flex> OH GOD ANOTHER FAT GUY OUT OF NOWHERE
<G-Flex> JESUS
<G-Flex> what the fuck is wrong with Ohio
#308835 (-13/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Delta> should make a website for weird knitted stuff and call it itchy instead of etsy
#13158 (-13/723) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eihm> sing with me, sing with me!
* eihm sings
* fuck you
<fuck> shut the fuck up
<fuck> god damnit you fucking annoying piece of shit
<fuck> fucking boy band loving hermaphrodite
<fuck> I swear somebody needs to beat your ass to Israel
#310381 (-13/51) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< mcpherrin> dylster3: You can write rust that crashes the compiler pretty easy
< mcpherrin> It's really just the worst form of error message :p
< Sharp> mcpherrin: Well, it's not as easy as it used to be, to be fair :)
< mcpherrin> Sharp: the thing is that as you get better at rust, you write more well formed code and so crash the compiler less ;)
< mcpherrin> so it always seems to be getting better!
#120265 (-13/547) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@sdr> shitting while being hungover must be like childbirth to a womanComment: #**** efnet
#303589 (-13/1053) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Omi> Who are the hardest people to distract?
<Xa> No clue
<Omi> Jews
<Omi> All that time spent in concentration camps.
#310815 (-15/93) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Se7eN> in my early days of irc like 15 years ago
<Se7eN> there was this guy called Wiccy, Jigsy^ZzZzZ and others remember him
<Se7eN> and he would always "fluff" people he liked when the joined the main chan
<Se7eN> and i thought of it as like, fluffing someone's pillow to make their spot comfy upon arrival or something
<Se7eN> so for years i /me fluffed people
<Se7eN> and later found out it was a porn thing people do to "prep" male actors.
#309917 (-15/83) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Laike> beyond Noodler's 54ths Mass, are there any fountain pen inks you can actually huff?
< kerin> heh, probably Superchrome
< kerin> i expect that would get the job done :drunk:
<@jrvc> I got a bit of a rush off Baystate Blue when I first opened it.
<@jrvc> It was pretty fucking rank
<@jrvc> Got me hard as a rock.
#309928 (-15/47) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<surskitty> the pair-up system is way less silly than Moulder carrying around a horse in fe8
<surskitty> I love you, weirdly buff healer guy
<surskitty> and your ability to fucking carry cavalry
<Geight> Moulder did that through sheer force of not giving a fuck
Comment: From a discussion on Fire Emblem 13's mechanics.
#10 (-16/4504) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mishmashi> yesterday i got bisexual services
#33153 (-16/3408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( @[ ) one time she took a shit in the toilet and i fished a turd out and used it as a masturbation lubricant
#311498 (-15/149) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@vistas> okay
<@vistas> you can invent anything at all regardless of defiance of physics or whatever
<@vistas> what would you invent that could make you a million dollars overnight
<lakembra> A million dollar bill
<@vistas> damn
#295389 (-16/68) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@sxh> that's why i always keep the thing in my chair fully extended
<@sxh> i already thought of that
<@sxh> when my very first chair broke
<@sxh> and i was using the canister inside as a pogo stick
#301862 (-17/759) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MegaMari> She's gone
<MegaMari> mom's gone
<Snack> I'm right here young man
<Snack> you're grounded
<MegaMari> not funny
<MegaMari> not even slightly
<MegaMari> she died this afternoon
Comment: efnet
#182244 (-18/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<paul> fuckers
<tyger> mushroom mushroom?
<jeff> SNAKE!
#305320 (-19/673) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(While discussing the Amy's line of organic food products...)
Jesse: If I ever met Amy, I would kiss her full on the mouth.
Carrie: Would you stick your tongue down her throat?
Jesse: Yeah, and probably come back up with a delicious vegan burrito.
Carrie: That seriously made me want to puke.
Jesse: If you were Amy, you'd puke up delectable organic vegan soup.
Comment: Amy's food products
#300465 (-19/103) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Meta> MidComMobile: Hey, I'm moving back to the coast
< Meta> I'm going to study
< Meta> And I'm going to start over
* ProfessorBacon removes his pants
#185553 (-19/67) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scalar> I just found the platic bag that my ex-girlfriend used to keep my first gray hair
#310745 (-19/91) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<powersurge> someone at work is having a breakdown
<powersurge> he's about 70% sure someone took his mousepad
<powersurge> but 30% unsure if he even had one to begin with
#307870 (-20/152) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shanty> are there secret handshakes involved in worshipping your balls?
<CB|MC> no
<CB|MC> you just cup them
<collin> lift and tickle.
#310981 (-19/161) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<froggey> oops
* froggey hopes that didn't break anything
<froggey> FUCK
<scgtrp> you managed to set a network card on fire, didn't you
<froggey> basically
<froggey> my test machine has no power button, so I've been poking the on/off header with a screwdriver
<froggey> I missed
#188054 (-22/130) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<amorph> whats your girlfriends ass got in common with a 9V battery?
<amorph> you know its wrong, but sooner or later youre gonna put your tongue on it :D
#201076 (-23/141) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose'
#308877 (-24/136) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tree_Hugger>  hey, how do I access to my eternal harddrive?
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