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#7155 (-2/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KINGofEXTREME> alligators are male crocdiles
#7191 (-2/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[@Eric^^] win [Eminem - Rap Attack - 16 - Eminem - Forget About Dre (Live From SNL Feat. Eminem).mp3] - (3m55s/192kbps) amp
[@nacitar] Rap Attack! OmG
• @nacitar gets rapped on by a crow
#7199 (-2/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lilp00t> give me somin new to make fun of u for
<death2all82> ummmm i came in today and idled and u went on for like 45mins. until i responde. then i left for a half an hour and u were still going on talking to no1
<death2all82> now the fruitcake is PMing me
#7343 (-2/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tenk> I added a turbo kit to my penis to increase my wrist torque and overall sack horsepower
#7495 (-2/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SkyCriesX> i drooled into my friends eyeball once by mistake while experiencing a strong nitrous hit
#7498 (-2/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sort> so would someone on dxm be called detarded?
#7542 (-2/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Izazael > Why did they never make romantic warheads?
< Izazael > I guess no one likes the taste of semen.
< Izazael > What could be more romantic than the girls who gag on cum club at yahoo?
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[spoob] oiled up black bint on Rage. oooer, they oil up nicely. I wish I was black. I'd be able to wear silver wrap around glasses and people would assume I had a big dick instead of me having to show them all the time
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[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep. Either way. Snoozes from me.
#7554 (-2/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[spoob] I could almost have sex with myself if it didn't keep horning up and stabbing myself through the tonsils
#7568 (-2/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<foop> i've felt girl ejaculations
<sneak> i'm talking about apache
#7672 (-2/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@blodyholy> do you know the importance of mixing caramel and honey and whipping creme together and heating it up in the microwave for 2 minutes and pouring it on your cat?
#7681 (-2/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* harbor21 explains to the channel subtle cheating.. an example from my life:
once went to my boyfriends house and we had sex... and he peed on me... and then the next time he came to my house i had sex with him but wouldn't pee on him(worried about my carpet)
* harbor21 is a suble cheater
#7712 (-2/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor?
<Jaykul> E-mail the authors.
<[-tOrn-]> hmm
<[-tOrn-]> That's a good resource editor ;)
<Jaykul> ResHack
* [-tOrn-] never thought of that one..
<[-tOrn-]> yeah, have that.
#7810 (-2/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site
<[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool
<[SCSI]anon> doubt it
<[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on a shirt
<[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl
#7816 (-2/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her addicted to heroin so she'll become a prostitute
#7822 (-2/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* spacely sets mode: +o splurge
<splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs
<splurge> [sigh]
<splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass!
<splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom won't find them)
<spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so shitty
<splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong?  rectal storage doesnt make weed "good shit"?
#7903 (-2/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<S|Foo2rama> Don't make me go GTA III on your ass
#7915 (-2/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Celdon> i wanted to see the pict of vin fucking hersenf with a brush end
#7923 (-2/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<VaeShir> i admit to it.. you caught me red handed looking for sex
#7975 (-2/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from?
<Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ...
<SkoroWork> ahh
<SkoroWork> ok
<SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on there :-P
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<Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink?
<kruqnut> milk?
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<CactusJac> The only good thing the French gave the world was syphilis.
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<D\TOX> pmp:  what's funny is that azn dudes are like 4' tall and look like ewoks
<D\TOX> it's just funny to see a band of these azns dressed like candy ravers walking around the mall speaking god only knows what language "yap yap ching chang"
<D\TOX> and then drive their integras back to the forests of Endor and worship C3PO
#8254 (-2/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hamsters> i'm trying to get me self one at downtown BUT they got those stickers on the glasses and said that i need to be 19 older
<shagman> only for tobacco
<shagman> not pipes and papers and crap
* Owyn blinks
<Owyn> Shag: smaller sentences
<Owyn> You'll break his brain.
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