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#8354 (-2/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Neris|triggermehappy> Well, if you count the number of times ive been cyber-uNFed , half the population of ffo would be in jail =P
<Locke> Telling you to fuck off doesn't count as uNFing. |
#8404 (-2/298) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Falkonn> okay...now make the logical connection to this----> <Deciheximal> No household is complete without Jesus... He's on call to beat the wife when the husband is away. |
#8446 (-2/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tippytoes> jamesm: if you want to experience what labour is kinda like, try pulling your nuts up over the top of your head
<Tippytoes> and stapling one to each of your ears
<jamesn> feh
<jamesn> chicks are wusses
<Tippytoes> yeah that'd be it dear
<SmilieZ> beleive me.. you chicks can have it all to yourselves (Aint stupid)
<jamesn> Ive shat things bigger than the dood
<jamesn> and ya dont hear me bitch about it |
#8482 (-2/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dr_rotcod> and you.. you'll be doing something stupid
<dr_rotcod> like skateboarding |
#8577 (-2/321) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sugar> nm, i cant reason with yall. but im right
<sprinkles> s/right/wrong/ |
#8600 (-2/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today
<Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it
<Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats his soul
<Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner |
#8659 (-2/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cryt> germans can't speak straight.
<tyree> cryt, ever been over here?
<cryt> unfortunately.
<cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets.
<cryt> "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME BUM!" |
#8711 (-2/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JtHM> http://members.cox.net/image.server/nat-portman-pikey.jpg <- hrmmmm
<shpongle> jt - shes going commando !
<JtHM> she's going on an archeological dig! |
#8724 (-2/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mewse> i wonder what drinking rye in the shower feels like |
#8805 (-2/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<HailBrak> "Oh shit! I got the shoe! I'm so invincible! Oh! Eat it, you bitch! You don't understand! I got the damn SHOE! It's the shoe! And look at how cute I am with my stupid plumber head poking out of the wind up sock! I am the cutest invincible shoe rider ever! Mario! Mario! He's in the ULTRA green SHOOEEE!" |
#8855 (-2/204) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Anton> whooops
<Anton> I was just talking to a girl on msn and she stopped replying so I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass to get her attention
<Anton> then her little brother just said "soow y anton i have stolen my putta zar is npot bein wude shell brb" |
#8899 (-2/323) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lazzay> PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR IMMEDIATE ENTRY |
#9022 (-2/274) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<neurotik> huhuhu i think steamed chicken is disgusting but i wouldn't consider myself steamedchicken-o-phobic
<neurotik> therefore i wouldn't consider myself homophobic either |
#9143 (-2/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<waffle> <+SKubber> as if I'd remember all my one night stands. <+SKubber> hehehe maybe I COULD remember them by smell
<waffle> #bearcave
<Proz512> He remembers by the smell of one's colon |
#9246 (-2/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BiG_GuY> did u know mother fucker what im gonna to do
*** BiG_GuY Quit (Quit: Leaving) |
#9256 (-2/250) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Outhouse> my wife is cool but when she starts that shit like, hold me, talk to me...it's like why? |
#9258 (-2/334) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Murder-Is-Funny> I get this huge kick of trying to talk people I judge as worthless into suicide |
#9297 (-2/364) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[SZ]-Guest> hi
<[SZ]-Guest> wher i canfound a programe to hacking emails
<[SZ]-Guest> i need hacking program |
#9452 (-2/337) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<F|ashBoy> i want to be ur friend but u are makin fun of me |
#9496 (-2/238) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading |
#9528 (-2/374) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know |
#9635 (-2/284) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Josho> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with their spines and intestines
<jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote>
<Josho> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped inside-out over someone's skull> |
#10068 (-2/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<X> any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router.
<X> and that's tighter than a cows ass at fly time |
#10141 (-2/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding..
<Mr_CAD> hehe ANSI
<Mr_CAD> !translate en_zh test
<CCU-Bot> TRANSLATING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE
<CCU-Bot> BABEL FISH The Web is full of suprises. Questions? Check out our FAQs.
<Mr_CAD> lol
<Mr_CAD> well, obviously it doesn't take ANSI :) |
#10208 (-2/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as!
<Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on?
<lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org
<Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect..
<Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out
<Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out |
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