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#3768 (-2/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<changO-> dude
<changO-> ive had 3 hot sounding bitches call here for the last 3 days with the wrong number
<changO-> what is this shit
<changO-> next time a bitch calls im gonna tell her to shut the FUCK UP and shove the phone UP THEIR CUNTT and DIE |
#3850 (-2/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DMC[tiky]> So a kitten is trapped in a pickle jar.. with only 1 pickle, 3 olives and 14 small pieces of newspaper all folded in to the shape of lobsters.. HOW DOES THE KITTEN GET OUT?! |
#3923 (-2/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<omg> I'm sure them 4 have secret gang bangs
<omg> Dipstick, lostla, pothead and wanky wanky
<omg> all in "Teletubbies cumshots deluxe" |
#4070 (-2/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> uneasier, 2 line taskbar is XP default
<[ric]> and if you have like 20+ windows open at once and the quicklaunch active in nt/9x/2k/me then it is necessary
<uneasier> i never knew.. god has reached down from the heavens and stuck his omniscient thumb u my ass
<[ric]> hmm... do you feel discomfort in any way?
<uneasier> no i feel big
<uneasier> and shiny
<[ric]> like stretched and stuff?
<uneasier> no, sort of waterlogged |
#4109 (-2/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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<williard> this channel should win a award for being so lame |
#4157 (-2/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Konami> Washing makes my vagina smell less strong. Going several days with no washing results in a more pungent vagina. Most people could probably have guessed that. |
#4164 (-2/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Roadancer> Rednecks will be slaughtered and used to make soap to wash the homeless |
#4301 (-2/237) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(bc) i have the newest version of windows from microsoft... Fuck ME |
#4311 (-2/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_8ight> i put a hit of LSD on a hamster's eyeball in high school
<_8ight> it died that nite :( |
#4481 (-2/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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<Khross> Raped any children lately? |
#4618 (-2/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Toen[hw]> so when you inherited one and a half x and half a y, you realized "Oooh, that little timmy kid's got a tight ass" |
#4774 (-2/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum
<Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus |
#4917 (-2/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone |
#5010 (-2/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT
<clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU |
#5447 (-2/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aussie> whats wrong with racial profiling?
<Jake> Absolutely nothing, as long as it's unbiased.
<The_Roach> That's a contradiction in terms.
<JD> I've never been profiled so, I would say nothing |
#5464 (-2/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<abt32v> if you need a car to pull bitchez, plz recheck yer game |
#5528 (-2/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yakface> that all, I need to send you some BD
<Blackdog> nah im weird, dont go for porn
<Blackdog> hands on only, me
<Yakface> me niether, except for the really hard euro stuff |
#5634 (-2/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JibbleWork> I'd rather jiz in the can than shit on the seat
<JibbleWork> holy god that came out wrong |
#5744 (-2/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bytraper> its because your gay syn
<Synoptica> and you are illiterate
<bytraper> maybe but it sure beats the hell out of being gay |
#5785 (-2/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scar_> what was the fastest vehicle in ww2?
<Hatter> ?
<Hatter> Jet
<Hatter> ww2 saw the first jet engine
<scar_> no, silly
<scar_> a jew on a bicycle through berlin
<Hatter> :\ |
#6515 (-2/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Debbie_UK> anyway bet you dont even know what Britain is you bigot arsehole
<alex> what's britain???
<xorg> its about 3 fags north of France |
#6597 (-2/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr_Bandit> theres one big cable from the exchange to our estate
<Moon^> Bandit thinks the big white one should be twisted
<Mr_Bandit> by fabric optic
<Moon^> LOL
<Mr_Bandit> rofl
<Andy|away> fabric optic 0WNZ
<Moon^> lol
<Mr_Bandit> indeed
<Mr_Bandit> england to america are under the atlantic |
#6629 (-2/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<markd2> kompressor is not dancing
<evand> kompressor does not funk
<markd2> kompressor needs therapy |
#6810 (-2/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Funicide> oh oui oui merci oui oh oui merci
<Funicide> awwwww oui
<Unill> french?
<Funicide> thats the sound of 2 gay dude humping in paris |
#6854 (-2/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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