<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long
<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes
<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me
<DrSunglass> Hmmm, what does the >%< emoticon stand for?
<kamakazi> ...seimese pacman?
<Doorslammer> My idea of fun is prank calling the nearest IT company
<Doorslammer> And asking if an I.P. Config is there
< cunt^chocula> I think there will be Michael Jackson sightings the way there are Elvis sightings now
<Guess_Who> Back in my day speaking Spanish was liable to get you a 12-gauge blast to the face and your stinking carcass thrown in the Rio Grande
HalfCab: yea. im just printing out project xl
noxonwall: i'm burning it now
HalfCab: burnin wat?
noxonwall: ...the project for excel.
HalfCabx: why?
noxonwall: what do you mean why?
HalfCab: ur burning the movie u made for excel?
noxonwall: yeah?
noxonwall: doesnt that make sense?
HalfCab: why would u put ur project on fire?
<Nebiros> can i ask about AIDS / STD?
<Nebiros> i had sex with a prostitute 2 days ago.
<Nebiros> i did penetrate her vagina with condom,then time ran out so,i was in a hurry and she gave me a handjob with condom covering my penis.After that i continue to penetrate her vagina.Does this tear the condom microscopically to allow HIV transmission?
<Nebiros> Moreover,after that i pulled my penis out of her vagina to fixed my condom,then it slipped.She then covered my penis with the slipped condom invertedly for 3-5 seconds (it only touches the penis head & part very close to the head).By the time i realized, i re-adjust my condom properly and continue to penetrate her vagina.
<Nebiros> Does this transmit HIV or STD?
<Nebiros> Sorry for my english.
<Garrett> I bought me the best present ever!
<Haras> what did you buy yourself? :)
<el_dulzor> a russian mail order bride?
popmania7: It would be like some movie thats like this situation.
< Hivemind> How many outsider HD do you reckon God would have?
<@DigDug> HD?
< Hivemind> Hit Die
< Hivemind> D&D joke?
< Hivemind> -_-
<@Rjx_> he probably has none
<@Rjx_> because he's not an RPG nerd
<@Rjx_> like you
<buffalo> i shave with an electric razor because using a normal razor i get awful razorburn as a result
<buffalo> i was shopping at walmart today and saw the gillette fusion razor and figured "hm, maybe five razors would help"
<buffalo> just shaved a few hours ago, and now i remember why i use a goddamn electric in the first place.
<buffalo> i put some lotion on my face to help the itching, but it had alcohol in it and made my chin and neck ten times worse
<buffalo> it's like somebody took smallpox, acne, mosquitoes and chicken pox and unleashed hell on my chin
<DietBob> So I guess you could say, you've got smacnequitopox? :)
* buffalo groans
Bendite: A Holocaust is never funny.......unless you are killing clowns.
<snow> it's no surprise that "mixin it up" has the same number of syllables as "sucking some cock"
TennisJump: how do the girls work so much?
G0T Y0U LAST 21: they force themselves to believe they will get a zit on their nose if they dont do it
G0T Y0U LAST 21: and that would be the death of their social life
G0T Y0U LAST 21: which, in working so hard, they end up destroying anyway
<splice> god was nice enough to provide a safe little nook for my cock
<Gabriel> I like women who've had their breasts surgically removed
<Gabriel> I think it makes them look younger
<zakenayo> Saeba: she was only a couple of months old when I lost my virginity...
<Gnar> 64bit means you can run on two screens?
<@D1-> my therapist called this kid a faggot in session.
<@D1-> of course it was an exercise but you know
<Dribblemandan> do you work at Subway by any chance?
<BabiGirlBlazzin> No, I dont why?
<Dribblemandan> Cause you just gave me a footlong!!!
<Taskman> fuck u
<Taskman> oops
<Saoshyant> ......
<Saoshyant> ....
<Taskman> not u, i meen u
<KArmA-> I've suddenly found myself split into an alternate server universe where this channel is occupied by a couple of nerdly faggots
<KArmA-> billn you used to be so fucking cool
<KArmA-> and then suddenly you bust out with a "borg on Q moment" comment!?
<KArmA-> WTF, over
<billn> I was trying to speak in terms you'd understand.
<KArmA-> I beg to differ
<KArmA-> there was not a single comment about fat chicks
<KArmA-> food
<billn> you ever seen a fat borg?
<billn> no
<billn> just cod pieces and big titties
<KArmA-> my point exactly
<KArmA-> HOW THE FUCK IS THAT IN TERMS I'D UNDERSTAND!?!?!
<KArmA-> I understand beer, food, fat chicks and farm animals
<KArmA-> THATS ALL
<KArmA-> oh, and yahtzee
<KArmA-> but that's it
<billn> ...