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#2090 (-2/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DMC[hi]> where just before you go to bed, you put on a suite and shit, and look in the mirror and kinda jerk off a little then, go to sleep? |
#2116 (-2/370) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth |
#2320 (-2/367) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LordDred> I am just still going in an out off irc to see if anybody I know is in here before I am off for good for a while cause I wan tto try and get there icq number s the people I know
<LordDred> I am goign to be off for awhile cause I switched over to msn
<LordDred> irc is causeing me and my g/f to break up cause I am on here to much so to safe the realtionship I am getting off |
#2377 (-2/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<wild> i'm black from the waist down
<ryo-ohki> The lower half of your body smokes crack and doesn't work ?? |
#2398 (-2/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<HF|Chemical_X> shaddup canadian
<HF|Chemical_X> everybody knows that your country and france share one bar of soap a year. |
#2408 (-2/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@v9> i think survivor 3 should be where we put all of them in a landmark building, and see who pussies out first
<@v9> like the empire state building |
#2412 (-2/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|Chris> there's one bitch in the world
<|Chris> one bitch with many different faces
<|Chris> find a new face. |
#2444 (-2/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Essex> philly close to chicago?
<saotome> Starting From: Arriving At: Distance: Approximate Travel Time:
<saotome> Chicago, IL
<saotome> Philadelphia, PA
<saotome> 758.1 miles 13 hours 51 mins |
#2735 (-2/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<snag> i once jerked off in my face, just to see what it was like |
#2768 (-2/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** CHAOS_IS_BLISS (jfdkhglkfd@cdm-66-244-43-tylr.cox-internet.com) Quit (burghcom.fdfnet.net thealamo.fdfnet.net)
<nomis_nehc> whoa
<nomis_nehc> wtf, all those peepz off at the same time, or what's up?
<nomis_nehc> power outagae somewhere maybe? |
#2809 (-2/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<k3vil> Hey how did it work out with your(ex)gurlfriend ;)
<Mac]{> I think she still wants
<Mac]{> I see her every week
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> see == ?
<Mac]{> uhh
<k3vil> see
<k3vil> where.. in bed? :)
<Mac]{> see = /invite her #my_room
<k3vil> hahaahah
<Mac]{> and /op her #bed
<Mac]{> and /mode #bed +i
<k3vil> haha
<Mac]{> :P
<k3vil> /msg #ear whore!
<Mac]{> haha
<k3vil> /part #legs
<Mac]{> foreplay = /ctcp her !finger
<Mac]{> afterplay = /dcc chat her
<k3vil> /join #pussy
<k3vil> /whois #stench_from_pussy
<Mac]{> heh
<Mac]{> /kickban her | /notice her come back next week
<k3vil> /query #pussy spermanoids
<k3vil> hehehe |
#2913 (-2/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> what are you goign to pick?
<ding> HAWT PAWKETS |
#2927 (-2/212) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CmnstR> so i calls it ScRnr?
<Lord-Data> CmnstR: you call it a screener
<Lord-Data> the only reason you would type ScRnr would be if your e key wasnt working |
#2965 (-2/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** emul8or__ (ume@ool-18be3bcc.dyn.optonline.net) has joined #winprog
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#3040 (-2/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
quits SuB-RiC (M@h24-66-38-29.wp.shawcable.net) (I am short" is Womanese for, "I am fat) |
#3067 (-2/240) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on 1000Mb lan
<putnam> oh yeah bitch, well i got OC49 and 33 linux servers doing everything on a 5000Mb lan |
#3090 (-2/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AxxA69> What the hell is a r33t??? |
#3146 (-2/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sDB> angelic smells of trout
<angelic> morning |
#3155 (-2/336) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> i will spray my he-salsa on trilogy's man-gina |
#3305 (-2/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<poste> hey, i am going to yell at this guy tomorrow at work
<poste> he is middle eastern...what should i call him?
<aNuBiS-> habib
<DMC[jise]> call him hairy dirty dirty brown man of death building airplane sex |
#3376 (-2/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kraz> I am bored with the internet
<Kraz> believe it or not
<Kraz> there are no more "killer apps"
<Kraz> it's all a big let down
<Kraz> mostly coz it's not 3d |
#3404 (-2/344) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<|TrunX|> dem polacks are getting smart....the woman all stopped using vibrators....
<|TrunX|> kept getting chipped teeth :รพ |
#3551 (-2/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<GiRLiE> hey it was funny the doc asked me if I have blood in my urine
<GiRLiE> thought of u |
#3663 (-2/221) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TURBOMEAT> gross
<TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before making grilled cheese
<Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD
<TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals
<Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an inclined grill in the first place? O.o; |
#3720 (-2/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Scofco> old men are hard to seduce |
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