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#1612 (-3/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[PhReAk]> i have a problem, i have an +++ATH0 modem bomber but when i use it it disconnects me from the internet, what is the problem? |
#1683 (-3/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WCMaxi> in Austraila you are only gay if you receive so it is possible to make people gay! |
#1767 (-3/305) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> HAVE YOU EVER SUCKED DICK FOR MARIJUANA?
<skunko> do i look like reptile? |
#1962 (-3/326) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2 classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom |
#2295 (-3/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[11:03] *** Doc|Uni (sdf@sympatex.gotadsl.co.uk) Quit (Support W.O.R.K - Women Off Roads Campaign (c) Doc'99) |
#2425 (-3/351) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gb> tip of penis stuck to underwear after jackin |
#3002 (-3/377) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[16:45] <over|kill> some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, I say the darker the skin the deeper the rootz.. |
#3282 (-3/323) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ChAoS_zZz> FTP UP @ XX.XX.XX.XX port XXXX xxxx/xxxx 60k Cap If u dont get in its full. Hammer me and Ill fuckin Whack ya. Dont try and leech the whole site. Ill rape your mom, then your sister. WIth your mom's torn off arm. Think thats harsh? U should see some of the assholes logging on. |
#3332 (-3/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<spazzer> i've found out that the longer the muffler body is, the quieter the exhaust is
<spicrx7> duh spazz
<spicrx7> that's like saying...
<spicrx7> i've found out that the fatter the girl is, the more she sweats"
<TheDrip> the bigger my dick is, the more spic will scream when I stick it up the ass
<TheDrip> up his ass rather |
#3970 (-3/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken?
<Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.
<Scofco> ...
<Scofco> what's mung?
<Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.
<Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks
<Hostile> Yeah, that's mung. |
#4394 (-3/480) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JustOnePepsi> I work at the walmart picture development center just to jerk off to the pics of naked babies taking baths |
#4414 (-3/283) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SLP> I request that you allow me back in the chatroom because you have violated mIRC32 rules by kicking me out
<SLP> if you do not allow me back in the chatroom i will have an order saying that you never be allowed to use this chat program |
#4444 (-3/282) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<moira> reading my cds with a laser pointer, while the whole time I could have been using a mac that can run iTunes |
#4474 (-3/397) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<resident> Africa is a mix of clit-choppin' negroes, godforsaken deserts, and maneating plants. |
#4934 (-3/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record |
#4968 (-3/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm
<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong
<clay> and i said dude
<clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude |
#5054 (-3/383) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sifelaver> you know who you should ban?
<reuben> who
<sifelaver> DEEZ NUTS |
#5914 (-3/290) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kriticall> i can fold the $20 to look like two naked chicks |
#6256 (-3/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HexRei> but i have had two shits and they frickin decimated me |
#6508 (-3/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[1:02pm] <+weeve> now kthx bye now you don't exist on my harddrive or in my memorys anymore try not thinking your a 22 year old mack with a good job and gf and accept who you are I am 6'8 and 245 I'm a black belt in ju jitsu unlike you lieing kiddies wanna spar come to me I'm bored now
[1:02pm] weeve «~Eden@ip68-10-94-135.rn.hr.cox.net» has Quit iRC (`docno==liar I love kiddies:) kthx) |
#6527 (-3/191) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel, bitch!" |
#6690 (-3/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zork> man sun fsck scares me
<zork> EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND TRUNCATED
<zork> OR SALVAGED
<zork> WRONG IN SUPERBLK
<zork> etc etc
<phrog> U R SKRWD
<zork> BUY A NEW DRV NOW
<shodan> WRNG FREE BLK CNT IN SPRBLK DOOD LOL
<zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL |
#6838 (-3/201) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member.
<bliant> so he gets high speed cox?
<japov> nah it's my uncles high speed cox |
#7181 (-3/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
From R1....
> > What was with the zipper up the back of her pants? She gave me
> > insta-chub. That SH thing reminds me of singles bars, buying a chick
> > drinks all night, then she'd leave with someone else. Life is cruel like
> > that. And marriage.
>
> >From R2...
> Nothings cruel like marriage. OK maybe having Indians tear off your scalp
> and bury you in the hot sun and they let ants chew on your sunburn is
> almost as cruel, but Indians dont fuck your best friend while they do it. |
#7481 (-3/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^bat-sai> woohoo
<^bat-sai> mum is going away for a couple of weeks in a month or so
<^bat-sai> nudity will ensue at my place ;p
<D_Web> can we make a giant sign that says "Nude-E-Mart"?
<D_Web> that's they way, uh-huh uh-huh I like it |
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