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#10229 (-2/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bin\girl> im evolved from elephants
<Pioenz> i can see that :-)
#10279 (-2/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eller> my kids will be breast fed by Cat5
#10471 (-2/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hep> you told me!
<hep> all the e is going to your brain :>
<Acheron> isn't that what e is supposed to do?
<Encapsulate> No
<Encapsulate> It goes to your Pee pee
<Acheron> unless you keep your "frontal lobe" in your "pants", that is
<Encapsulate> and activates the secret Pee Pee Power
<Encapsulate> Or PPP
<Encapsulate> "PPP LINK UP!"
<Acheron> what? You become impotent, but you're able to use your wang
modem to dial up to the internet?
#10493 (-2/193) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kin-San> bizzy: monsters inc. XD
<bizzy> i need to see that
<Kin-San> its funny as all hell
<Toast> yeah, good movie
<hep> oooh yeah
<hep> i <heart> that movie
<hep> went and saw it with this lame guy though
<hep> what is his name again? god he is a freak
<Kin-San> lol
<hep> (i went with Toast. Which is why this is funny, for the kids at home playing along) :>
<Toast> I'm used to ladies not remembering my name
<Kin-San> I figured something like this
<Toast> cuz I'm such a play-ah
<quatoria> you're such a play-ah they don't remember you?
<quatoria> or is that just because of the ruhypnol?
#10561 (-2/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cabbagehead227>: is a closet queer anything like a bed bug, do you suppose?
#10571 (-2/204) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Harrit> dv you arround?
<Bionic_6> digital video it all around us
<Bionic_6> it's in the air u breathe
<Bionic_6> the water u drink
<Bionic_6> the unconcisous girl u fuck
<Bionic_6> everywhere
<Harrit> dv8... you still around?
<Harrit> smart ass
#10615 (-2/335) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WOGBOY_24_7> hey what is windows 98 called = Windows NT4.0 or Windows 9x
#10661 (-2/393) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spooky42 > was taking a bath with my son the other day.. and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect
<Ize > eew
#10666 (-2/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WAP> @find indonesian girl
#10685 (-2/420) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D[0]C> Ping? Pong! all day long, rubbin ma nutz and licking ma schlong
#10844 (-2/188) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Don Ravioli> you hear about [M]?
<Xav> you mean about how it's full of rampant homosexuals?
<Xav> yeah i heard, bad news man.
<Don Ravioli> haha
<Don Ravioli> why bad news?
#10852 (-2/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yuu_> Am I lagged?
<el_wado> hard to tell, maybe you're just slow
<yuu_> feh
<el_wado> try responding to this: are you gay?
<yuu_> are you not funny?
<yuu_> how about just pinging me.. that would be simple
<el_wado> hmmm your delay could be interpreted as lag or underlying homosexual tendencies
-> [yuu_] PING
[yuu_ PING reply]: 1sec
<el_wado> 1 second - I suggest blatent homosexual
#11067 (-2/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyLich> GET IN MAH PANTS
<_Mantis_> ok
<_Mantis_> but get out of my parking spot
<_Mantis_> I dont care if its "your corner"
#11087 (-2/347) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Raize> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top
<Raize> I got quoted in the top 50 IRC quotes of all time
<jaguar> !quote
<jaguar> !add quote
<jaguar> how do u add!
#11096 (-2/402) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<berns> if there's gonna be a party in anyone's throat it should be
your hoe's you know what i'm saying
#11183 (-2/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mbeta> if i were going to break up with a girl who i had grown to hate
<Mbeta> i would rub poison ivy in the crotch area of all her panties
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> better yet
<MP|Pooty`Shocksbitch> herpies
<Mbeta> yea, where am i gonna get herpes?
<chibi> pooty can give you herpes
<Mbeta> everyone already has herpes in NY
<Mbeta> come on now.
<Mbeta> that's like saying
<Mbeta> if i had aids i would run around in africa touching everyone
#11200 (-2/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Atarax> Canada is the USA's largest national park
#11204 (-2/200) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
electo435: what time do you think this will all go down?
boozehound420: after sex
electro435: so like next week sometime
#11229 (-2/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bismarck> i recently decided that bsd is dead because it cannot hope to survive when it gives away it's IP with no protections whatsoever.
#11248 (-2/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-SandNET- press, the like whole end, or are you just exagerating a big ass cut
-SandNET- oops, just talked to 300 users
#11266 (-2/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I AM TAPPING THREE WHITE
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> CASTING MONEYSHOT ON TOM
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> YOUR TURN
* Tomko awaits anxiously for HAWT STEAMY MANSAWCE
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> IT IS MY TURN AGAIN
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I TAP OUT AND SUMMON YAWGMOTH'S SODOMITE
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I ATTACK TOM WITH IT
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> DO YOU BLOCK?  Y/N
<Tomko> N
#11416 (-2/339) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NOCKY> OMFG
<NOCKY> I JUST WENT TO GET THINGI PRINTED OUT
<NOCKY> AT THE COLOR PRINTER
<NOCKY> AND SOMEONE ELSE PRINTED
<NOCKY> A CHUCK E CHEESE COUPON
<NOCKY> AND BETTER YET IT WAS ALL PIXELLATED AND SHITTLY LOOKING
<wolfwork> astounding
#11444 (-2/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<synk> ok
<synk> I know this is a dumb question
<synk> but how do you tell what kind of fish something is
<synk> like bass or northern and stuff
#11610 (-2/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<\slick> i hate when girls smile at the camera and act like they enjoy it in porn
<\slick> ruins my mentality that they are being raped
#11720 (-2/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm)
<pot-shit> hah I scared the fuck off
<pot-shit> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy!
<Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom.
<pot-shit> not her face at least
<pot-shit> normally its covered by a burlap sack
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