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#841 (-2/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Masta_D``> zophar was a trend
<Masta_D``> it was hip to be with zophar
<Masta_D``> till we all realized how gay he is |
#857 (-2/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight chance of dickt4yt0r
<c0njurer> kthx |
#869 (-2/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock?
<EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger? |
#885 (-2/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shizumaru> "Sega originally stood for "Segregated Arcade" and was started by a black man, Martin Luther King Jr. in the 1960s, however MLK was later assassinated during a brainstorming activity concerning a new blue hedgehog character by a Japanese Sniper on the balcony of a hotel, the Japs successfully framed a white man and took over Sega taking the profits for their own." |
#1031 (-2/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(MoLaUstEr) You know, there's something rewarding about harrassing people who message you out of the blue.
(MoLaUstEr) That's why I'm gonna LOVE ICQ
(MoLaUstEr) Whoa man....I'm gonna be the biggest dick, north of my belly button. |
#1095 (-2/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<enex> sux!
<LkTruth1> enex reminds me of this: http://www.hoover.com/ |
#1098 (-2/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?
<maff> www.amihitmanornot.com |
#1187 (-2/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!#
(SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P |
#1198 (-2/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RonaldJ> dood
<RonaldJ> we should start a site
<RonaldJ> like Am I Hot
<RonaldJ> and
<RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic?
<RonaldJ> but call it
<RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt?
<RonaldJ> .com |
#1245 (-2/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable |
#1361 (-2/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<immi> i want madonnas pussy
<dr\gonzo> besides you putting your penis inside madonna would be like you putting your penis out the window
<dr\gonzo> that shit has to be sooooo loose |
#1404 (-2/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<plazmabur> hey watch it!! dud !! i was partying all night for a week starigh twhen i was in my first year of highschool and i'm still goin strong!! |
#1408 (-2/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mlkesl> Lets all be vermifuge robots.
* mlkesl goes into robot mode.
* mlkesl does nothing.
* mlkesl makes fun of people who do stuff.
* mlkesl does some more nothing. |
#1428 (-2/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LatinKing> I was born homophobic, but i came out of the closet a long time ago when i told my family i found out that a lot of them were too! |
#1506 (-2/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tacu> i shouldn't have a) eat peaches b) laugh out loud |
#1525 (-2/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(JazzSax) tim likes 8 year old girls
(JazzSax) he looks sooooo big in their hands.
(JazzSax) they like picture books
(tiko) rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator.
(dev-) um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be in the back of a white van |
#1550 (-2/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<racs> Dago n : ethnic slur; offensive terms for a person of Italian descent [syn: wop, Guinea, greaseball]
<racs> zaney is all of the above |
#1616 (-2/309) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ThaExo> i finally know what carding means |
#1771 (-2/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cooey> i jerked off at work in the sink in the bathroom yesterday
<cooey> everytime someone came in to pay for gas, id run out of the bathroom with this huge buldge in the miiddle of my pants
<cooey> it owned |
#1772 (-2/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i like MSIE Champion Edition |
#1781 (-2/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thraddash> How many people are buying a PS2 on Oct 26th?
<wild-> 500,000 |
#1867 (-2/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mD5> i thought everything on the internet was aol |
#1993 (-2/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default
<Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with config files in vi
<Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes, isn't it :/
<Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5 |
#2019 (-2/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y.....
<Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA"
<Schrieks> this was back in 94 |
#2089 (-2/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[arfi]> i wonder what it would be like to fuck a midget.. thats as close as having sex with an 11 year old as any of you will get |
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