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#116 (-2/490) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly
<DigDug> Yes.
<DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello
<DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug
#137 (-2/558) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.
#142 (-2/530) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<DigDug> from the kid
<Keris> even better
#194 (-2/376) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sundown1> phone companies are the real root of all evil
<eMphire> and it spreads through the phonelines :)
#245 (-2/533) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: ever farted and the smell stuck to you for like a whole day?
#293 (-2/540) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Joins: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)
<corra> FUKR
<corra> I KIK UR AZZ
<corra> ....
<corra> i ain kiddin
*** Parts: corra (co@ACA56AC2.ipt.aol.com)
#304 (-2/498) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zaney> i sued to be smart but then my father, he fond out i wsa gay so eh ebaten me very baddly on the haad
#338 (-2/464) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push "power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE!!
#357 (-2/368) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chris> nah. I did it twice at the weekend and still have both arms.
#359 (-2/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nou> See, I can give women orgasms just by talking to them.
<Art> Hmm. It generally helps if you plug in *both* ends of an ethernet cable.
#377 (-2/418) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
#389 (-2/461) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<High`> its ko myabe uoy cuodl noe dya
#420 (-2/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk?
#431 (-2/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...)
#450 (-2/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<P4T> why do all room names have a # in front?
#552 (-2/420) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[01:17] <Conan-> a friend of mine asked me if cable was the same as shell?
#628 (-2/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild> 8ball is madhatter gay?
<Alice1> It says 'Obviously,' wild
#700 (-2/404) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves.
#724 (-2/466) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis
#735 (-2/496) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly
#736 (-2/384) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs
#807 (-2/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Skywarp> Someone needs to shave zophars head and use his hair as experimental flac vest material
#830 (-2/477) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SuperGT> this channel probably gots nothing, but a m0therfuck|g piece of shit!!! this channel sux shit, ITALY sux shit too! They losted to frogs!!! so how about it? a wopper $1.49? haha piece of shit
#834 (-2/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> *** Now talking in #bemani
<blazemore> *** Topic is '<Orchard-L> i heard it sucks monkey balls! Monkeys like bananas, kthxgoal'
<blazemore> *** Set by Onic on Fri Nov 10 22:01:07
<blazemore> that kthx thing has gone pretty far
<scar|home> yeah
<scar|home> the emu skene - #EFNet's l33t lingo cradle since 1997!
<scar|home> -# :o
<blazemore> :o
#835 (-2/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SWM> if killing wasn't illegal I'd do it every day
<blazemore> shutup you pussy
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