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#53303 (-2/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Firewall> If i ever get fired from a company
<Firewall> Im going to go into the tech room and throw water on their hardware firewall.
<Firewall> And say "I just saved you millions by putting out that fire" |
#53597 (-2/358) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<yo> my GF just dumped me :(
<wer> why?
<yo> she said I spent too much time with computers and not with her... |
#59169 (-2/322) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
wiiar: i think i'll knit like a cozy for my case
wiiar: like they have for teapotsComment: #hardware on efnet
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#61484 (-2/370) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Stormscape> DARE is retarded
<Stormscape> it made us realise how lame we'd be if we didn't do drugs |
#62278 (-2/262) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Catfish_Man is on #adium, #banyantree, #kopete, #macsb, #webkit, #chatkit, ##instantmessaging, and #telepathy on freenode
<chuck> Man, you need some other hobby, dude
<chuck> Try jerking off now and then
<Toba> if irc is a hobby so is heroinComment: #qc
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#102774 (-2/624) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<SuperCornNut> I've been using Subversion for month, and I only just now noticed that its name is an wordplay. |
#103122 (-2/124) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> time is on my back
<@Rjx> twelve-winged demon with a million penises
<@Rjx> can't stop or it'll fuck meComment: #geekissues
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#103234 (-2/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<megaman-_-> slash isn't legal in irc names ;?
<megaman-_-> hey, that's a nice one
<megaman-_-> ;?
<pope> did you get retarded last week or something? |
#119091 (-2/424) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
eric: how mad did you get when you found out the underground railroad wasn't underground
eric: or a railroad
eric: im just saying
pat: yeah... |
#152796 (-2/274) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< madsara> I've found that if you take the average, normal google images search term - say "butter spray", and add the word "gay" to it... the results are completely different.
<@LadyNikon> madsara: well you are changing the data
< madsara> Heh, I love how everyone takes me so literally.
< madsara> Really, is that how it works?
< madsara> ... although I don't think I've ever going to use buttery spray again. |
#183143 (-2/338) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<flame> who packs a knife when going out?
<realfan> its default
<realfan> in cs
<realfan> :)) |
#209832 (-2/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* [E]unun34-K has quit IRC (Quit: G-Lined [Stop petitioning for !curbstomp to be a ban command; it's unacceptable, and you know why. 48 hour ban]) |
#244231 (-2/152) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[17:44:06] <@Prophet> dude do this
[17:44:10] <@Prophet> write a letter
[17:44:14] <@Prophet> make up letterhead
[17:44:17] <@Prophet> with your name on it
[17:44:21] <@Prophet> mail it certified
[17:44:25] <@Prophet> it will get on their desk
[17:44:36] <@Prophet> as opposed to some email bin some secretary reads
[17:50:10] <@alchy> wonder if the letterhead and envelope was like
[17:50:11] <@alchy> #vanity, EFnet
[17:50:13] <@alchy> would it be opened
[17:50:23] <@alchy> and the entire letter is an irc log
[17:50:28] <@wckd> probably sent to FBi |
#245624 (-2/102) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<triented> If Sarah Palin tried to make a song, it would fail.
<triented> Because, the bridge would go nowhere... |
#295124 (-2/560) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kappe> If I wake up one day and know what the hell "Kernel" is, Im gonna kill myself |
#298900 (-2/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* cuttergirl (4465510f@cloak-542B0A72.mibbit.com) Quit ([ircd.blackcobalt.net] Local kill by Aerv (HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR WHORE GET OUT! IT GETS THE WHORES OUT!)) |
#299486 (-2/162) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Augustine> Did the day sneak up on you? :o
<Samael> always does
<Samael> most of the time i kick it's ass
<Samael> which is where night comes fromComment: #/x/ irc.netchan.org
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#299655 (-2/564) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Negi`> one time I proved heine-borel for R^n by proving tychonoff's theorem in the finite case and my grader said, "Well how do you know it works for R^n" without realize I proved it for a more general case
<enigmo> good story
<purplepenguins> cool story, bro!
<Negi`> wanna hear a better one, engimo
<enigmo> yes
<Negi`> I fucked your mom in the butt last night |
#311113 (-2/68) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<case> it was a sad day when i realized i should solve a problem with a factory
<case> i have become what i hate
<kid_icarus> rip
<kid_icarus> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipRip
<mischa> lol
<ispillmydrink> AbstractDelegateFactoryBeanBeanRipRipFactoryPoolFactory
<master_p> You gotta have dependency injection in there
<master_p> BeanPoolFactory.newBeanPool(FactoryRegistry.inject(new BeanPoolFactoryReigistryContext()))
<master_p> Unreadable isn't good enough
<master_p> Gotta be untestable as well |
#311446 (-2/104) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ednos>Â technically, I'm not pedantic |
#27 (-2/1032) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me |
#46 (-2/884) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I can stick my lele in cd holes |
#48 (-2/754) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long |
#95 (-2/674) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana |
#106 (-2/549) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking off into a cup! |
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