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<Nemessis> hmm
<Nemessis> i wonder how fast neo can wank in the matrix
#21515 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Keio> Shaq is like the entire cast of Fat Albert combined into one man.
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<nixon> the only thing this conversation is leading to is an online circle jerk
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SonofthePioneers: you and your friends know he's threatened to cut himself?
SonofthePioneers: and others
Horrid Vanity: shutup he has told that you guys mess with him on this message board
SonofthePioneers: what message board?
Horrid Vanity: i dont know he just said that he put some thing online about the bitch he took to prom and it got blown all out
SonofthePioneers: im from wales i don't know anything about a message board....i met him in an aol chat room about 6 years ago
Horrid Vanity: there wasnt even internet 6 years ago
SonofthePioneers: HAHAHAHA yeah there was
SonofthePioneers: the internet has been around for almost 50 years
Horrid Vanity: really
SonofthePioneers: yup
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<Therion> Reading Is Hard
<rioter> i know i ahve problems  with it
<gho5t> why don't they have robots for that yet
#23285 (0/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
entropy: i really couldnt be assed cleaning a shirt
morner: yeah, you'd be surprised if you were assed while cleaning a shirt
#23739 (0/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stormcrow> im sick to death of Justin fucking bastard Timberlake
<Stormcrow> every second song is that prick
<Stormcrow> for some godforsaken reason i know the words to at least 2 of his songs
<Stormcrow> im gonna leave the room when my sis has MTV on
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<King_Kane> haha this is what the principle said to some kid today "If I had my way I would spend half my time in these classes, and I would give you a hard time, and by golly you would enjoy it"
#24084 (1/389) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pengwuan> I USE TRAFFIC CONES TO FUNNEL HOT TAR UP MY ASSHOLE.
#24365 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[04:35] <Scary_Guy> Everyone clime aboard THE MAN TRAIN
[04:35] <Scary_Guy> punk is the engeneer
[04:37] <Sajami> is this normal chat?
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<dJOEk> DrgnDancr: when you lost your virginity .. did you at any point during those 3 seconds think: hey, i could do this for a living ? coz you couldn't ;)
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<uneekwahn> http://store.playboy.com/images/product/400/8386.jpg
<doe> uneekwahn you soft porn sucks
<doe> your even :)
<uneekwahn> sorry man, I'll try to get in some better movies
<uneekwahn> OH
<uneekwahn> you mean the link
<uneekwahn> whoops
<uneekwahn> my bad !
#24819 (0/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
([-[-S-]-]) wet dreams were cool
([-[-S-]-]) no work invovled
([-[-S-]-]) ;p
#25013 (0/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@King-Bob) a car is much like a women...both require money....and if u stop..both refuse the service they are designed for
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<[Shinji]> alot of the models are 24-24-24Comment: #geekissues
#25145 (0/164) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm
DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked.
digitaltrip: yup
DotMtrx: Where is JCCC?
digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe
digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure drawing course.
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<RpgTheIdler> you know, if there was this girl, and she was all like, "Let's have sex", but I was playing DDR, I'd be all like "Bitch, can't you see I'm busy?"
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<miriamb>  is there really horse in horseradish
#25385 (0/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
r ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE components
e l i t e m r p: where you getting em from?
e l i t e m r p: i wanna download em in 5 mins just to laugh
e l i t e m r p: then maybe ill delete it and redownload it again, and laugh some more
#25453 (0/380) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[atrkid] could somebody help me setup a forum ? a friend of ours died yesterday, we'd like to make a little site for his friends
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. no
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. RTFM
#25459 (0/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JP G
<Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?
#25643 (0/212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Woody> some guys can last longer than 5 seconds mendy :p
<Mendez> I wouldn't know - I've never had a guy give me a blowjob.
#25649 (1/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #honda
* Topic is 'text, avalanche/tsunami, join/part, ident/host flooders under investigation by irc operators.'
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<NIH> Dec 12 1917
<NIH> The worst train wreck in history, leaving 543 Frenchmen dead.
<NIH> Worst... or best?
#26230 (1/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<L-3-3-7>  i want to dump my gf
<L-3-3-7>  i need to find a good way to do it
<sparc^_>  maybe you could DoS her... or install back orifice on her box
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