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#26300 (0/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
<ibm> redhat: you should join!
<red_hat> haha. no.
<red_hat> lamers.
<ibm> what about you debian?
<debian> we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.Comment: an irc play, not a real log
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#26345 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kisama> don't you know that olean causes anal leakage?
<kisama> i ate ruffles WoW once
<kisama> and i fucking got owned
<kisama> with some bad anal leakage |
#26386 (0/186) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(n909) the neat thing about the goatse.cx ascii
(n909) is that you don't have to paste the whole thing
(n909) you could just paste like the asshole only, for example
(n909) or just the cocknballs
(n909) you can be selective about the anatomy
(n909) whereas with the .gif, it's all or nothing |
#27234 (0/210) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* shogun came to get down
* shogun came to get down
* Lv jumps around
* jebman goes down too
<jebman> ohh wait.... |
#27245 (0/222) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<oDDY> did u take a picture :(
<oDDY> of ur new shirt :(
<OoROng> nah
<rcg> your shirt won't be new by then
<rcg> so you can't take a picture of it
<OoROng> it'll still be semi-new :D
<OoROng> technically, i'vehad it like a month
<OoROng> but i haven't had the balls to wear it out
<rcg> what's it say?
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<OoROng> VVVVVVVVVVV
<oDDY> ...
<OoROng> it's a fishnet shirt
<oDDY> ooo!
<oDDY> sexy X_x
<rcg> oh |
#27424 (0/320) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kerrigone> well it's brown and looks like an AGP slot |
#27970 (0/298) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<supz> what is better, butt pirates of the carribean or league of gay gentlemen? |
#28291 (0/224) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<LkAway1> I go up to random people on the street and tell them, "MrT loves you."
<DigDug> Lk is MrT's pimp daddy
<wwmrtww> he gives me fun prizes |
#28295 (0/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Geezus-stick> irc has to be the greatest achievement of mankind |
#28356 (0/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jack> i am 14 yr old boy and have had very very good news
* Burentsu wonders got laid? |
#28357 (0/214) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Jack> lighting Technician at the Lace Market theatre
<Tinnes> not quite as fun as getting laid....but congrats anyway. |
#28383 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hunterr83> i can buy a used dildo with $15
<hunterr83> lol
<hunterr83> omg, i can't believe i said that |
#28410 (0/202) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Axiim> In the second matrix I was a pretty good cook
<@Axiim> but then they changed the Paprika program
<@Axiim> and I had a hard time adjusting
<@ex-machina> Yeah I told them to change it from a sweet to a spice on purpose you know..
<@Axiim> bitch
<@ex-machina> dude, there is no spice. |
#28468 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mattitude> <E-GOD> preinfo ›› American.Idol.S02E39-FTV ›› May-22-2003 @ 04:12:40 ›› 36m 25s ago
<mattitude> can anyone get that
<SO13> whoever capped that needs a kick in the crotch
<|WS-420|> ohh god
<SO13> maybe two
<mattitude> come on, please , fiancee wantss it
<SO13> she shoulda watched it on tv
<SO13> this is not the pop sissy boy contest capping group |
#28487 (0/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jay> looking at these xp boot screens with Catherine Zeta Jones
<paperlf> that's like sticking her poster on a nasty dumpster
<paperlf> but i'd bootup to her anyday. |
#28521 (0/280) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gothdaria> i'd suck on a dick longer if the guy didn't have hair |
#28545 (0/230) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Puthuff[pWg]> cg: how would youcopy a string to the clipboard thru the use of mirc script
<Catgirl[BTEG]> You can't.
<Catgirl[BTEG]> JESUS CHRIST
<insane> /clipboard text you want to put in clipboard
<insane> /clipboard -a if you want to appened text to text already in clipboard
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Wow.Comment: overly zealous mirc
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#28650 (0/238) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Albatross[BTEG]> I have power titties
<+MrSaturn> is power titties a new way of saying "bitch tits"? |
#28768 (0/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ransid> hey im already running for president
<Ransid> all i need is 5% of the federal vote this time to gain federal funding next time
<Ransid> me pledge, legalize it, lower booze age
<Wilen> yeah!
<Ransid> think ill make 5%
<Stikes> don't homosexuals make up like 10% of population anyway? |
#28786 (0/232) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<rbastic> OxD: no, i know gays, and i'm comfy w/ it.
<rbastic> OxD: well, comfortable.
<rbastic> OxD: not comfy. :P |
#28801 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lepper> I'M SLIMMING DOWN
<Lepper> I'M SLIMMING DOWN
<DigDug> oh no! where did lepper go?!
<Lepper> O-|-<
<Lepper> O->-==
<Lepper> o-<-==
<Lepper> -\-== |
#28844 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<nasna> i'm a day a head of you all, 9/11 happened on the 10th here |
#28853 (0/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
« xfade7 » competition is where you lower the bar to your chest, and a judge makes sure its testing, claps, and you push it all the way up.
« xfade7 » testing=touching
<ThUg_WiGGa> then i test my dick alot |
#28886 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(@MafiaManMoro) im in ben at 2
(@puggo) lmfao
(@puggo) ur in ben are u
(@MafiaManMoro) *bed
(@MafiaManMoro) :oComment: #h|s / quakenet
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#28999 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* kingmob thinks about starting a new lj, i_fantasize_about_killing_my_callers
<@kingmob> i'd be worried about possible repercussions
<DJ-Pyro> i could be anonymous
<DJ-Pyro> it
<@kingmob> well, that's the problem with having a distinctive style
<gr> Good thing you don't. |
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