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#16814 (0/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Freakazoid> its like putting hotdog skins over dog turds
#16817 (0/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nago> ... can you transmit aids from your hand to your cock?
#17236 (0/196) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hoju> have you seen this?  http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/
<Steve> think all those typos are on purpose?
<Hoju> .....
#17240 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@harb> Hmm.. I wonder, if you buy that Linksys wireless NIC with the antenna on it, and you run the SETI daemon.. does it just act as another node in the VLA?
#17270 (0/194) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings with dc running
<NickBlasta> as it should be
<RatBreath> so i close dc until im done
<NickBlasta> to think, after this I'll have nothing queued from you
<RatBreath> ....
<RatBreath> you've been one of my slots for what? a month?
<NickBlasta> :)
<RatBreath> this will be strange
<RatBreath> and liberating
#17281 (0/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things
<Spud> Or fap
<Tetrad> same thing basically
#17294 (0/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Phoenix15> God, I wish someone was here. I am getting goofy
<isajeep> no comment
#17302 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<isajeep> I try to blossum once or twice a year
<isajeep> usually alone at night
#17357 (0/187) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<||Rune||> and I do have it , but I dont dcc
<Nullifier> Use a DCCondom ||Rune||
<||Rune||> dude they break
#17464 (0/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thodin> I'm known to be download happy... I think I have seven copies of the same track.... :/
<Thodin> and that's not counting any copies I have on MP3 CD, or music CD.... :/
#17893 (0/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<barbye> wtf is this
<barbye> teh purpose
<barbye> WHAT IS THE PURPOSE
<barbye> IN LIFE
<bass_freak> There is no purpose in life... =(
<barbye> i know SO WHAT R WE DOING
<barbye> LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES
<johnny69> mhmm.. ok
<bass_freak> good idea!
* barbye bbl, [SUICIDE]
* johnny69 bbl, [SUICIDE]
* bass_freak bbl, [SUICIDE]
#17916 (0/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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<fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing?
<fester> exercising process creation?
<GunnX> something like that
<fester> you'll bend your fork() :)
#17925 (0/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he turns around and kisses me!
<waramp> what a fag!
#17950 (0/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on me, I'd get up and leave
#17955 (0/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tim``> i dont
<tim``> have pants
<tim``> im poor
<Unforgiven> lol
<Unforgiven> loin cloth?
#18151 (0/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PRoGRaMMeRQ> UnkNowN_A_hole likes it up the UnkNowN
#18154 (0/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aquanda> that would be cool if we were both whacking off at the same time to natalie portman
#18254 (0/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RtWhO> oh shit the shower hurt me......I got in turned the water on, the water pressure is amazing, well anyways it knocked me down....I hurt my ass bone
#18300 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jayextee> Does that +M thing have _anything_ to do with the fact that 'the channel demigods have stolen my voice', perchance? It's not nice to steal, anyway
#18310 (0/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fishbait> Hmm i found a nice site err brb
<Wilik> hes gonna go wack it now
#18400 (1/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k1|-mOoF> don't you just hate those ridiculous acronyms - omfgroflmao
<k1|-quick> stfuufimak
<k1|-quick> shut the fuck up u fuckin idiot monkey ass kid
<k1|-quick> haha
<k1|-quick> im just kiddin tho
<k1|-mOoF> =(
#18434 (1/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Pull]-[a]-[Bong]> here guys lemme drop some knoledge on yuou
#18539 (0/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(jR): unix is weak.. I prefer to use Pascal
#18748 (1/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sniper_12> Hey, Can You Download Memory for your Video Card?
#18757 (0/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare
<\slash> it sounded a bit too faggotilicious for me
<Ice_raven> it is
<\slash> okay, that's good.
<\slash> no false advertising there!
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