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<nuintari> two happy little bacteria cells have met, estalished a cute little rapport, wined and dined, enjoyed each other company as dear good friends, fallen madly in love, settled down for a night of loving mutal physical satisfaction, then realized that they are not sexual beings, said fuck all that, and then deciding that they should just remain friends, and immediately go into mitosis |
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<+jbeez> everytime my wife asks about moving I tell it the destination better have fios or its not happening
<+jbeez> she gets mad, then gets over it, and we stay hereComment: #FreeBSD
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<@Jigsy> I couldn't even get laid in a morgue ... |
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Grim: CST is California Standard Time, right? |
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GeneratorGamer3: So I camped out for an iPhone for three days
GeneratorGamer3: And I was first in line, and I got up there, and the guy said they didn't have any
GeneratorGamer3: And I was all like "How can you not have one? It's an IPHONE!" and he was all like "Why would we have an iPhone at a Long John Silver's?" |
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<smyl> i told the new guy to login to every machine and get the ip addresses, and he asked if we need the ip address on the lo interface |
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<@m0rb> haha you quit wow entirely?
<@sloth> i hate relying on 16yos to have fun in a game
<octal> unless the game is analComment: #**** efnet
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<&Unhuman> when cloning is invented
<&Unhuman> JUST THINK ABOUT THAT
<&Unhuman> A MILLION OF ME
<&Lyle> Oh. You're looking to recreate Munckinland, Unhuman? |
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KamEHiTsu: but nothing is definite in this world if it doesn't last long enough to matter
x3RoZ: you know you're pretty deep sometimes
x3RoZ: but you miss the mark more than often
x3RoZ: loooool
KamEHiTsu: the misplaced philosopher
KamEHiTsu: hm, i just dropped my head phone into my cereal
KamEHiTsu: now it's delicious |
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<@Rjx> dbguy
<@Rjx> I wonder what sort of person identifies with databases so strongly as to use them in a nickComment: #geekissues
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<Wombat1000> if i'm ever pitching a show to a network i'm going to call it Previously on...
<Wombat1000> that way, i don't have to write any plot, i'll just recap what's already happened
<Wombat1000> and my sitcom is going to be called A very special episode of..., so i don't actually have to write anything funny for it |
#300809 (-1/495) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rjx> i'm a mac
<Rjx> and i'm a pc
<Rjx> and we're both irritating faggots |
#310750 (-1/15) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tuplanolla> This might be a silly question, but could there be a substitute for seq?
<jmcarthur> Tuplanolla: substitute seq how?
<Tuplanolla> Perhaps another mechanism to control strictness locally.
<jmcarthur> what do you mean?
<monochrom> $! is a substitute for seq
<jmcarthur> do you have something specific in mind?
<monochrom> "data X = !Int" is a substitue for seq
<Tuplanolla> No. I was thinking about other languages.
<monochrom> err, "data X = Ctor !Int"
<monochrom> Haskell is a substitute for other languagesComment: #haskell
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<Sohcahtoa> I don’t always use UTF-8, but when I do, I parse it as ASCII. |
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<Knux> i don't want to hear anymore about eating shit
<goatasaur> you don't want to hear anymore about what?
<Knux> fuck youComment: #fark
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-!- HanSkywalker [~mpolanis@hanskywalker.registered.freenode] has quit ["and /exit were sitting in a park. /exit left, so who was still sitting in the park?"] |
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<naitha> nukes are like civics.. people have them to show how cool they are |
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<Steveo> doing anything nice there duncan?
<duncan> No, just impregnation.
<duncan> of me :( |
#34033 (-1/449) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WillLab> Check out this email I got from the cyber corps secretary
<WillLab> You have $577.02 left for reimbursements for the semester.
<WillLab> I hope you turn some in this month!.
<WillLab> I can't believe they're actually encouraging me to spend the government's money.
<WillLab> niggas wanna eat something expensive tonight?
<phr0work> I hope you choke on fat cocks that fall out... yea, I'll take some eatsComment: #couch on EFnet
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<J_B_007> you americans
<J_B_007> and your supreme court |
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<jonathans> you know what annoys the fuck out of me
<jonathans> not being able to ctrl+click to select multiple child windows of an MDI application
<jonathans> if i want to move a grid of photoshop images around i have to do them one by one
<max> shut up pussy
<max> write some poetry about itComment: efnet #hate
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<clay> ever smoke weed
<clay> ON WEED |
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<Swight> Hey! Look! It's the bash factory!
<Swight> I just had to come in and see it happen. |
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<rpoop> when I was applying to colleges
<rpoop> in the section on the application where you can ask them questions, comments, etc
<rpoop> I asked a few what the tomatoes taste like in their area ;[Comment: #geekissues | Context: Discussing organic vegetables tasting better
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<jonathans> Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!
<Badtz> ...
<Badtz> that sounds like the plot to a strange japanese movie.
<Badtz> minus a few rapes.
<scyth> yeah, or a terribly wrong bukkake movie
<Badtz> same difference.Comment: #geekissues EFnet
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