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#921 (-124/194) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Guilty> See that kid should have AWPed bush through the house, with a wall cheat
#3230 (-124/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet
<NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick pictures
#7587 (-124/158) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
*** FAG has joined #us-opers
<FAG> I'm gay. How do I get my O:Line?
#430 (-124/206) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but with people in a rom channel
#32227 (-124/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<gloone> i never lie
<gloone> to males
T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
#31229 (-124/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Haywire22> I made a mistake
<Haywire22> I showed my stupid friend bash.cx
<Haywire22> He doesn't even cut out the fat
<Haywire22> I tried to explain
<Haywire22> But hes like 'LOL Silly theres no fat in computers'
#21246 (-124/176) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Kyle> All the EfNet servers are connected, right?
#19229 (-125/184) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<slow> once i was whacking off and i seen my own dick and it made me not have wood or something
#32546 (-125/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<denken> mmm... protein smoothie
<Napta> The women love that ;)
<denken> ehehe
#3883 (-125/194) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm? pls
#3768 (-125/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<changO-> dude
<changO-> ive had 3 hot sounding bitches call here for the last 3 days with the wrong number
<changO-> what is this shit
<changO-> next time a bitch calls im gonna tell her to shut the FUCK UP and shove the phone UP THEIR CUNTT and DIE
#32700 (-125/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<sueb[work> oh phoxxy, no freaking way is he sticking it there!
<drdank> sueb seems to have anal on the brain
<sueb[work> lol
<goatasaur> better than having brain on the anal
#53189 (-126/182) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Hajuu> Man I love it at my work when old ladies call me a gentleman... Makes me wanna fuck.
#2271 (-125/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<gloOmer> I JUST LOOKED AT NUDE MARKY MARK PICTURES TO TEST IF I WAS GAY
<gloOmer> AND I DIDNT GET A BONER
<gloOmer> RAPED
#1272 (-125/206) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet
<r0f> or express your feelings
<r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"
<r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's just like "plz"
<r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx
Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
#5378 (-126/182) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<offwYtE> noWay man, tha tis a wikked statement
<offwYtE> well i thought it was
<offwYtE> maybe not sure what it means now
#26372 (-126/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<kisama> that girl looks like brett
<tito> she's cute
<tito> extremely cute
#82992 (-126/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Golbez> eastern time is the time in the two most important cities in the world
<Golbez> midtown manhattan and downtown manhattan
#15676 (-126/157) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<E> and it gets worse. sprint said that ascend techincal support said the
problem w/ fast busy's on my PRI was due to my radius server.
#1616 (-126/171) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<ThaExo> i finally know what carding means
#29269 (-126/200) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<IngMeme> Victor Mancini is a ruthless con artist. Victor Mancini is a med-school dropout who's taken a job playing an Irish indentured servant in a colonial-era theme park in order to help care for his Alzheimer's-afflicted mother. Victor Mancini is a sex addict. Victor Mancini is a direct descendant of Jesus Christ. He realizes his heritage and that he can preform miracles with nothing but his mind because he was cloned from DNA from the foreskin of Jesus Christ.  So he tries to miraculously cure his mother of Alzheimers. While he's waving his arms over her she chokes on chocolate pudding and dies.
#857 (-126/186) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight chance of dickt4yt0r
<c0njurer> kthx
#8025 (-126/172) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<steveac> tough to do when you type with 1 finger on the keyboard and yoyur dick in your other hand
#8811 (-126/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<egg> System Penistime: (_(_)====D~ (23hrs 20mins)
#33155 (-126/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[Mx0p|x] wiz-afk takes double penetration from gay 400 pound niggers in jail
[Mx0p|x] lol
[wiz-afk] no but i just fucked my girlfriend..
[wiz-afk] so you were part right
[Mx0p|x] the homo part?
[Mx0p|x] or the 400 pound nigger part?
Comment: wiz aint gay...i dont think
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