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#18758 (0/240) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<l~cruxis> I wanna do /ignore on some ppl irl sometimes, does that count?
<Sir_Neo> yeh
<Sir_Neo> if u think in /ignore terms
<Sir_Neo> so if u actually thing the / part in ur head
<Sir_Neo> then it counts
<Sir_Neo> same with u might be a linux addict if u want to ./open a door |
#18852 (0/240) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[22:54] <DMAUL-away> put it back in fbx
[22:54] <farbehindx> i never took it out
[22:54] <farbehindx> you getting numb again?
[22:54] <DMAUL-away> yeah, vibrate
[22:54] * farbehindx puts a quarter in his ass and starts to shake
[22:54] <farbehindx> i'm glad i ripped that out of the motel bed |
#18945 (1/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
kewy: puff puff
crc1: kewy doesn't smoke?
crc1: those sounded like inexperienced puffs |
#19048 (1/223) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Sanguinius> btw never have a shuwing gum pacet in your jeans pocket when you going thru the detector door on the zurish airport
<mg|Nibbles> hehe
<Sanguinius> it where beeping all the time and they dident know it whas the gums eather did i
<Sanguinius> so the took me at a room with 3 guards in plastic gloves
<mg|Nibbles> HAHAHAAA
<Sanguinius> and they got the idea "hmm it might be the shuwing gum in his jeans pocket" when i where standing there in my white pants with red hearts on them
<Sanguinius> and where thinking " OMG i only got my pants on and they have not found anything where the fuck will the look now" |
#19063 (1/275) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Trooper> we are l33t
* Trooper nickop@austnet.org identify davidrocks
<Trooper> That's was not good |
#19118 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> I wish I was in a wheelchair, then I could go to the mall without having to get up. |
#19609 (1/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<]|IonS|[> man if you had 15 foot foreskin that would rule for camping cause you wouldnt need a sleeping bag.....you could just role up in it like a moth in a cacoon or like pigs in a blanket |
#19776 (1/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tovart> That's nice, angel . My only real crit is that her nipple look too much like blow-up dolls' :p
<angel> by the way you have experience with blowupdolls ?
<Tovart> No, but I have experiance with baloons that look like phallic objects. :D |
#19790 (1/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* jesus (datax@traff.jesus.paa.fylla.net) Quit (Local kill by einride (god says go away)) |
#19810 (1/270) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
** Miszou tattoes PLUR (size bigass) on wiq's and phx's backs
<@phx> eeek
<@phx> dude
<@phx> what does mine say |
#19815 (1/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** RaithBed is now known as RaithSweating
<Sorrow> wtf is Raith doing sweating in bed ? |
#19888 (1/244) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hyperion> sparky.
<Hyperion> I've been caressing your face on the screen for ten minutes now.
<Hyperion> You have very beautiful skin.
<SparkyTWP> Oh, my spank you very much
<SparkyTWP> Wait until you feel the forskin
<SparkyTWP> I masage it to softness every night |
#19899 (1/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
slurpee: dude, if i can screw jenn as a fantasy then there's a fat garbage bag of herb next to the bed on my yacht |
#19926 (1/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cevik> just because I spend 8 hours a day there sucking men off for 2 dollars a shot doesn't make it my house |
#19964 (1/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Marudek> shitty
<Marudek> my game doesn't load any textures on a voodoo3 :~(
<GoodScrat> more proof you suck |
#20213 (0/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kevin> i had BAD acne
<kevin> VERY bad
<kevin> then they put me on meds
<kevin> and now my skin is clear as crystal
<Adora> you got scars?
<kevin> nope
<kevin> thankfully
<kevin> but yea, my zits were so big that i could fill the entire mirror in one pop :| |
#20226 (0/267) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Total-MK> <DArqueBishop-CCShadow-]{0MBAT> rub a dub dub, 3 guys in a tub
<Total-MK> I want to be the 4th homo :P |
#20287 (0/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NuttO> Girls Gone Wild: for men too fucking dumb to get real porn.
<Lakitu7> Seriously, that's the most boring porn evfer
<Measure> I downloaded some of that stuff and it was all "meh" and I came but I didn't enjoy it.
<Measure> It's like fucking a fat chick. |
#20315 (0/279) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Henk> How do express your personal viewpoint without sounding like an idiot?
<D_Radio> Henk, for you, it's impossible! |
#20385 (0/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@s7e> rofl i remember when i used to work part time ... me auntie worked at same place .... she was fit .... best and biggest babs ever
<@s7e> used to wank at coffee breaks
<+Psy> wtf
<+Psy> over ur auntie?
<@s7e> dont tell me u aint got an auntie u dont fancy |
#20699 (0/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rezod> damn I'm graphic peckish, think I'll do some litestep'ing, need to fiddle with something
<Rezod> get fiddle feelings when I listen to music
<Pixelz> I usualy get that when I see Jenna Jameson |
#20815 (0/201) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FMJaguar> how do i erase a minidisc, either in the real world or the matrix world
<FMJaguar> both are acceptable
<Zaximus> FMJ: It depends on how lazy you are
<Zaximus> if you are very lazy, you can erase the minidisc in teh real world by breaking it into pieces and throwing it out
<Zaximus> if you are very lazy, you can erase the minidisc in the Matrix by shutting down the Matrix :) |
#21184 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<flawed> matrix reloaded was pretty good
<mikebeauc> i'm goin' tomorrow
<flawed> oh here, let me tell you what happens at the end..
* Parts: mikebeauc (mikebeauc@***************.cgocable.net)
-> *mikebeauc* oh here, let me message you the ending..
*** [mikebeauc] No such user |
#21246 (0/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kyle> All the EfNet servers are connected, right? |
#21382 (0/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<b1u3> ok so sexual orientation day wasnt the best idea for a moral booster... shudda gotten at least a c for the originality tho |
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