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<mattyo> A long long time ago
<mattyo> there lived a man in a cave
<mattyo> a large man, whom had no emotions
<mattyo> day in and day out this man lived by beating on the weak
<mattyo> he would gather peoples address via the whois data base
<mattyo> and hunt them down |
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<Lepper> just talk in english, dont try to get all fancy gay on me |
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* Tagrineth pictures all the geeky fucks who will have Athlon FX + GeForce FX and think it's l33t |
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<mef> Palolstine |
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<Infe> i wonder if they'd let a plane go with like 200 arabs who all booked seats heheeh
<Infe> it would be politically incorrect to stop it |
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<[DP]BaD_DoG> ya death_dog says hpbs have an advantage over lpbs cuz they have more time to think |
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<Dekkon> i hate it when people think 8-track and ATRAC are the same thing ;[ |
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<Guyver3> looks like hes fondling an imaginary barbara bush
<@Tommer> best kind :) |
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<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota dealership should be named Uncle Ben
<siliconcenturion>: black guys trying to sell me rice |
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<kernel16> i think that if isreals and palestinians go to a kenny g concert they will live in peace after. |
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<FOODGUSTO> it ended like it always do.
<FOODGUSTO> when I gonna try to make food
<FOODGUSTO> :P
<liarliar> you cut 4 fingers off ? |
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<ToR911> anyone knows how do i make a print layout, so that i could print on stickers?
<Fresco> Ms. Publisher can print stickers
* Wimpie hands Fresco a "good helper" sticker
<[Piratez]> LOL |
#29817 (0/342) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
! TiTaN has still to call that chick
( @|darc| ) titan tell her you like her titties
( @|darc| ) tell her you wanna tittie fuck her... that usually gets 'em
( @|darc| ) then they're all like 'tittie fuck me darc oh ya'
( @|darc| ) yeah they do call me darc too
( +APE ) .......Comment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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<DjMadness:#linux> how do i mount my gfx card ? |
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<MiXDuP> Token-Black-Guy aren't you s'posed to get killed? |
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<ruumis> dude, if I ran the Catholic church, I'd keep shit real. I'd be like, "look, okay, some of us fucked up. real bad. now let's fix what's broke and move on." |
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<@Tristan> Have you ever wondered what exactely is in 50 cent burrito's?
<@Tintivilo[NOVA]> children entrails
<@Tintivilo[NOVA]> oh sorry those are the 75 cent burritosComment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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<tewl> ii think i may have accidentally drank my own piss today |
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<+Tsuroki> Hey Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Hey Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Hello Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
<@AmericanIdle> Fuck you Steve.
<Steve> Hello.
* Steve was kicked by AfroServ (Stop repeating yourself!)
<+Tsuroki> Steve will have 0 user-controllable functions besides myself.
<+Tsuroki> Im tired of him being abused just because Im new to this shit.
<@AmericanIdle> Tsuroki: It makes good Bash quotes, however. |
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*S_R remembers orgasming over an AMD T-bird two years ago |
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<trenchoa86> i am penetrating your ass bitch
<KiKo> hey
<KiKo> I don't like your tongue moving there
<KiKo> remove it at once and get your face out |
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<G3-Game> VOOP VOOP
<G3-Game> FURRY ALERT
<G3-Game> 50yr old guy arrived with stuffed toys in car |
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<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past your head to jack off |
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NMCHAZ: how far can u deepthroat that??
TIGHT_LIPS: it goes all the way into my tight ass, babe |
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<thezinner> I've yet to find a women with the right MD5sum :) |
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