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#31670 (0/246) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Kae> oh cool
<Kae> if you hold shift and minimise mIRC it goes to systray
<Kae> and I'm sure you all knew that
<OWKnsmoss> cool as Tac fighters is it?
<Kae> well no, mIRC in a systray can't pull warp 5 nor does it carry 2 pulse phasers and a Photon torp launcher
<Kae> Now bite me OWK
<OWKnsmoss> But mIRC in a systray is so much more REAL |
#31750 (0/208) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Xarpolis> I have so much Porn on this computer... ;p
<@Xarpolis> hell, if I ever decided to take it in for service (because I do it all on my own anyway)
<@Xarpolis> I'd make my desktop be a huge mozaic of lesbians and have a what's left of the desktop be nothing but video's |
#31962 (0/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<toad> I just cut my toe nails for the first time in years with an instrument other than my teeth |
#31971 (0/346) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* sneaker98 has quit IRC (Quit: If I had a million dollars... I'd buy and sell a third world country. Because then I could say "I bought and sold a third world country")Comment: #MxO
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#32083 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[gogo-analMAYHEM]theoFOX> does anyone else have really ugly friends, or am I the only one? pm me |
#32209 (0/314) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kumqu[at]work> hm. "redhat package manager"... is that like athletic support for people who aren't athletes? |
#32538 (0/326) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
( Vorex ) do you want some penis in your ass with that?
( deyja ) only if the astroglide is freeComment: :o
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#32593 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RageAgainstTheAmish|datona500> i wonder if the aol car is running with new aol high speed
<Aunt_Jemima> lol |
#32638 (0/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Root> is it bad to break a pencil into 6 pieces?
<CcNnCc99`e_UnIt> :o depends what you use it for
<CcNnCc99`e_UnIt> cough
<Root> well... i figured that i was able to get the hampster out, i should be able to get a pencil out |
#32699 (0/324) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<r0bt3k> i watched all the tng back when u were swinging in your daddys testicals
<modulator> r0b remembers that vividly as the testicles were swinging against his chinComment: tng => Star Trek The Next Generation
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#32700 (0/366) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sueb[work> oh phoxxy, no freaking way is he sticking it there!
<drdank> sueb seems to have anal on the brain
<sueb[work> lol
<goatasaur> better than having brain on the anal |
#32798 (0/322) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Bengannn] my dad came home drunk, he was like "are you still playing the fucking computor, boy?" i was like "hell yeah" and he cut the internet cable :(
[Bengannn] i was like "wtf"
[Bengannn] and he said "if you feel like play the computor you can shove this up your ass" then he showed me how to do itComment: bad flashbacks in #tekheads
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#32963 (0/258) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<bobby_> im just saying that i thought the puprose of ircops was be be non partial non arbitrary
<bobby_> judges
<lude> I'm not a fucking federal justiceComment: #geekissues
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#33074 (0/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ducklord> I understand religion
<ducklord> I just don't understand why idiots believe in it
<issuez> i think we're all aliens
<ducklord> I think we're all idiotsComment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33109 (0/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
• n30 has a cum fiesta in his house. ..when i bust a nut ...its like throwing a bucket of gatorade on someone like they just won the superbowl.Comment: Scared many peeps away...
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#151945 (0/578) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
hippies91210 : i labeled my dick with my label maker
hippies91210 : wanna see?
Bigboi1765 : ...wat
Bigboi1765 : yes
hippies91210 : wtf?
hippies91210 : fag |
#185334 (0/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ichigo_> i always wonder why they call it comp sci
<ichigo_> its not science
<ichigo_> science is like, mixing shit in beakersComment: #4chan
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#230994 (0/378) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Markaci> $500 for a fscking loafer?
< Markaci> I clicked the link expecting a shoe that tied itself.
<+Bacon> Markaci: its a Salvatore Ferragamo 'Raphael' Loafer
<+Bacon> Markaci: it does, it has no shoe laces |
#244077 (0/116) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Zero_0> I need some help with something
<Zero_0> How do I aquire a password hash from a user profile from a internet form?
<pooktopus> Easy, Zero_0. You use wget to download the profile, store the page as a string, then sha1($page) it.
<pooktopus> Or MD5() if you're peculiar.
<Zero_0> I can do md5
<Zero_0> thanx |
#251372 (0/148) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Leslie_S> i dont want my vagina to look like it came off some asian
womanComment: ah, the joys of a transgender support chatroom
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#260034 (0/154) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(10:25:39 PM) silenc: does frontpage run good under wine?Comment: another #infoleak genius
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#291191 (0/242) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ilanbg> so for the comparative politics test tomorrow
<ilanbg> I have to remember to talk about China, Russia, Japan, Brazil, U.K., and U.S.
<celeste> uh huh...
<ilanbg> so I have created a mnemonic
<ilanbg> "Check U-rself Before j00 reck U-rself" |
#296762 (0/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(&sith) she wasn't fat
(&sith) but she's not skinny either
(+pixelmixer) so she was fat?Comment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#300881 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Maxnice27: dude
Maxnice27: u there ??
Maxnice27: need counsel
JimBastard: sup
JimBastard: type "~" to access the console |
#300899 (0/406) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* worried is now known as nervous |
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