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<ZenAmako> Because time really flies, and before you know it, 6, 7 months have passed...
<rogueWIRC> zen: paternity suit? |
#15469 (0/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mota> I WAS RIGHT
<mota> they have her bent over the tennis net
<mota> and are shoving rackets up her cunt
<mota> and tennis balls up her ass |
#15482 (0/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos |
#15571 (0/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes. if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete all your files. if you stop by to see me, i will kill all your processes, delete all your files, and remove your account." |
#15615 (0/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+GoodScrat> wyatt: how's bounce?
<+Wyatt> GoodScrat: decent
<+Wyatt> makin a little money off of it
<+GoodScrat> how much have you made off of it total to date?
<+Wyatt> hmm... maybe 4K
<+GoodScrat> over how many years?
<+Wyatt> 1
<+GoodScrat> 4k a year, thats not bad profit, when does your company go public? |
#15696 (0/298) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dem-> how long does it take for best to turn up my FR from 128 to 384? like
a day or so?
<PetrDoubt> About 5 minutes, I think. Now ask how long PacBell takes. |
#15715 (0/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FlashMan> we had a guy at pyramid who was stupid enough to plug a mac monitor
(DB15)
<FlashMan> into an AUI port on the mac
<FlashMan> and fizzle pop crack zzzt
<FlashMan> dead monitor |
#15735 (0/209) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lammah> getting your own AS: $250 setting up your own network: $100k
having your upstream forward your stupid request to NANOG: priceless
<lammah> Dear Peers/Colleagues,
<lammah> We will start to announce a new prefix:
<lammah> AS13197 192.168.0.0/16
<lammah> Please update your filters.
<lammah> Thanks,
<lammah> Reinder van Amerongen,
<lammah> Junior. System/Network Adminstrator and Senior Cabling consultant. |
#15754 (0/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<demit> oh my confidence in pac bell hosting is SO high.. quote from support
guy about the pop server disconnecting ONE of 32 users here 'well sir your
tcip session is your internet connection, it has nothing to do with our
servers' |
#15776 (0/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<neo-fs> does anyone have aim
<neo-fs> for the life of me i cant change my fucking password
<neo-fs> and its about to fucking piss me the fuck off
<gilma> my aim is good
<kryonik> my aim is good
<kryonik> when im whackin it
<kryonik> into some chicks mouth
<neo-fs> @_@
<neo-fs> your aim is weird |
#15792 (0/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dante> Removing the HD isn't a good idea. No guarantee I can put it back in...And no she has no idea where my pr0n is (Stashed at my grandmother's next door) |
#15841 (0/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Achan> Sanders, what does a car having sex sound like? |
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<DELTRON> Do fish have assholes? |
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*** Topic of #3fs: How to determine how many people are idling in #3fs channel. Take the total number of chatters and multiply by one.
*** Set by Ziggurat!Hipnotoad@xtreme9-126.aci.on.ca 1061 minutes ago |
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<@aba> plz call me alexander the great
<@aba> =[
<@ditz> hahahah
<@ditz> alexander the great almost conquered the world ;D
<@aba> yes
<@aba> i am going to conquer the internet
<@aba> and be called alexander the greatfux |
#16271 (0/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vampyriss> im not a girl
<vampyriss> not yet a woman
<[m1]> so you still tuck? |
#16572 (0/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[RCS]MrBojangles-nub> well if i wanted an 8" black penis in my ass id commit a felony |
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<agnarth> what'd u do to mort?
<JeSuS> somebody packeted him
<JeSuS> some guy we've never met before
<agnarth> heh
<JeSuS> he floated down, like an angel from the sky, and smited mort with his oc12 ;( |
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<Puck> Damnit, I'm tired.
<DeathCrow> You just woke up.
<Puck> I only had an hour nap!
<DeathCrow> No, I'm saying that's why you're tired.
<Puck> Well, that explains it. |
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<@assman> api
<@assman> who'd you go to senior prom with
<@icmp> ;/
<@icmp> my hand
<@icmp> :[ |
#16752 (0/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@whistler> i just tried to change my pants
<@whistler> and put them on backwards
<@whistler> and didnt realize till i went to take a shit |
#16764 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ETP runs away like a one legged trialathete in the special olympics of your mind |
#16765 (0/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt |
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<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D
<^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays?
<Vash> eh?
<Samin> there the best kind |
#16800 (0/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bytie> speeding in dk is transcending stupidity
<Bytie> there aren't many roads up to it |
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